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Oblivion

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Since 2004, I've had quite a few occasions where I've been solicited for sex by various, random men while waiting at a bus stop, usually at around midnight. It used to happen pretty dang of often, but actually stopped for the past few years. Well, it seems to have started once again.

Last week I was coming home from work and was waiting for the bus, when some random Messican guy pulls up and asks me for directions to some where. He tries to make small talk, at which point I realize where it's going, and sure enough, he asks if I'd be interested in having him suck my dick. I politely decline and he reluctantly drives away.

Today, it turns out the same thing happens, and even more amusing, IT'S THE SAME GUY. But what made this one weirder was two things: 1) He does this in broad daylight (it was around 4 PM) and 2) he said he'd pay me $40.  Once again,  I politely decline and carry on with my trip to the local mosque.


Now, admittedly I'm somewhat flattered, but seriously, it's getting rather tiresome.  :punch
« Last Edit: November 19, 2012, 09:55:52 PM by demi »

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #1 on: November 19, 2012, 09:36:39 PM »
quit being a taco and suck that dick

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #2 on: November 19, 2012, 09:36:41 PM »
Because you're fucking hot
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #3 on: November 19, 2012, 09:36:52 PM »
You might be hanging out at bus stops or areas that are known pick up spots for weird gay dudes like that.  I'd say do some research, but a) I don't know where you'd start and b) not sure how far down that rabbit hole you wanna go :P
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #4 on: November 19, 2012, 09:40:37 PM »
Stop wearing your miniskirt at the bus stop at midnight.

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Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #5 on: November 19, 2012, 09:42:55 PM »
I politely decline and carry on with my trip to the local mosque.

Whoa, whoa, context please.
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #6 on: November 19, 2012, 09:43:38 PM »
does it really bother you?  its a compliment.

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« Reply #7 on: November 19, 2012, 09:45:58 PM »
It should if he's a disgusting Jihadist. Why don't you blow his car up next time he pulls over?! Despicable!
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Shaka Khan

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« Reply #8 on: November 19, 2012, 09:46:39 PM »
No, bust seriously, are you a fellow brownie?
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #9 on: November 19, 2012, 09:47:10 PM »
Lots of straight excellence in this thread

I must say it's even more flattering when a man finds me attractive than when a woman does. It's like when you find $5 in the sofa
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #10 on: November 19, 2012, 09:47:28 PM »
The local mosque is where he goes for the local circle jerks.  It aint gay if you can't see who is doing it. 

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« Reply #11 on: November 19, 2012, 09:48:20 PM »
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Oblivion

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #12 on: November 19, 2012, 09:49:39 PM »
No, bust seriously, are you a fellow brownie?

Yep. I...thought you knew that?

Actually, technically I should say ex-brownie. Grew up wanting to implement Sharia law in the U.S., but converted to godlessness at some point.

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #13 on: November 19, 2012, 09:55:38 PM »
Your title is so abrasive
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Shaka Khan

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Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #14 on: November 19, 2012, 09:56:17 PM »
Yep. I...thought you knew that?

Actually, technically I should say ex-brownie. Grew up wanting to implement Sharia law in the U.S., but converted to godlessness at some point.

I thought you were Mexican or from New Jersey, but I had no I idea you were of Middle Eastern descent.

You're brown?

I like to use the term brown sugar, myself.
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #15 on: November 19, 2012, 10:00:03 PM »
It's only gay if you initiate it.  Otherwise it's just a good time.
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Oblivion

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #16 on: November 19, 2012, 10:07:34 PM »
Shaka: I'm actually Indian who grew up muslim.

Because you're fucking hot

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does it really bother you?  its a compliment.

Hey I did say I was flattered. But when someone approaches you from a car out of nowhere, gotta raise an eyebrow or two. Just sayin.

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Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #17 on: November 19, 2012, 10:14:27 PM »
Shaka: I'm actually Indian who grew up muslim.

I've never felt as close to you as I do now. :heart

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #18 on: November 19, 2012, 10:15:40 PM »
do you have a pretty cock?
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #19 on: November 20, 2012, 12:32:07 AM »
So you turned a gentleman not once but twice?

What a dick.

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #20 on: November 20, 2012, 04:44:07 AM »
Since 2004, I've had quite a few occasions where I've been solicited for sex by various, random men while waiting at a bus stop, usually at around midnight. It used to happen pretty dang of often, but actually stopped for the past few years. Well, it seems to have started once again.

Last week I was coming home from work and was waiting for the bus, when some random Messican guy pulls up and asks me for directions to some where. He tries to make small talk, at which point I realize where it's going, and sure enough, he asks if I'd be interested in having him suck my dick. I politely decline and he reluctantly drives away.

Today, it turns out the same thing happens, and even more amusing, IT'S THE SAME GUY. But what made this one weirder was two things: 1) He does this in broad daylight (it was around 4 PM) and 2) he said he'd pay me $40.  Once again,  I politely decline and carry on with my trip to the local mosque.


Now, admittedly I'm somewhat flattered, but seriously, it's getting rather tiresome.  :punch

lets start calling you mr bitches.

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #21 on: November 20, 2012, 09:32:17 AM »
Who doesn't get their dick sucked by a dude on the way to the mosque?
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #22 on: November 20, 2012, 09:33:40 AM »
Who doesn't get their dick sucked by a dude while smoking weed on the way to the mosque?

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #23 on: November 20, 2012, 01:17:25 PM »
40 and getting your dick sucked? Where do I sign in!?
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #24 on: November 20, 2012, 01:34:29 PM »
Who doesn't get their dick sucked by a dude on the way to the mosque?

Why not get your dick sucked in the mosque? It feels better when you aren't wearing shoes
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #25 on: November 20, 2012, 03:01:07 PM »
I love attention from gay men
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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to suck my cock?!
« Reply #26 on: November 20, 2012, 07:14:52 PM »
No, bust seriously, are you a fellow brownie?

Yep. I...thought you knew that?

Actually, technically I should say ex-brownie. Grew up wanting to implement Sharia law in the U.S., but converted to godlessness at some point.

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Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #27 on: November 20, 2012, 08:29:43 PM »
It's just a compliment. A low class, objectifying compliment with the possibility of sexual assault. Welcome to what women encounter every day!

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Re: Why do all these homosexuals keep wanting to play with my genitalia?!
« Reply #28 on: November 21, 2012, 10:47:53 AM »
I don't really know much about Muslims apart from 9/11, curvy swords, flying carpets and hummus.

Do the men also wear those funny masks? Maybe that explains why you get targeted.
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