Author Topic: cilantro sucks shit - stop cooking with it (Read 26985 times)

Himu · « **on:** November 20, 2012, 08:51:02 PM »

Signed,

People with taste.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:01:16 PM »

cilantro is great wtf

Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:05:25 PM »

lol fuck you cilantro is awesome

Mupepe · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:07:00 PM »

cilantro is gross. Daps himu

tiesto · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:07:30 PM »

Tastes like soap. I can tolerate a bit of it but fuck it when mexican places load their dishes with the stuff.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:08:16 PM »

Someone is about to get fucking cut

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:13:07 PM »

king of the internet · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:13:42 PM »

What, you don't like the taste of Irish Springs?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:13:54 PM »

look at these cilantro hating mr falcons

Quote from: king of the internet on November 20, 2012, 09:13:42 PM

What, you don't like the taste of Irish Springs?

if you know what irish spring tastes like you should get better soap

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:19:40 PM »

WHO WANTS TO SPEND TIME TEACHING SOMEONE HOW TO LIKE CILANTRO?!?!

Himu · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:26:54 PM »

I don't have a problem is someone uses cilantro conservatively but you gonna dump the whole pile in you better gtfo with your sorry ass. Ruins the entire dish by empowering the taste and smell with nothing but cilantro. Shit, shit, shit.

Himu · « **Reply #11 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:31:28 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on November 20, 2012, 09:07:30 PM

Tastes like soap. I can tolerate a bit of it but fuck it when mexican places load their dishes with the stuff.

Someone gets it. Nothing worse than legit Mexican food ruined by them pouring pounds of cilantro over my delicious food.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #12 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:31:41 PM »

You do know an aversion to cilantro is genetic, right? Some people can taste the aldehydes in cilantro that others can't, and it give it a soapy flavor.

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** November 20, 2012, 09:33:03 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on November 20, 2012, 09:31:41 PM

You do know an aversion to cilantro is genetic, right? Some people can taste the aldehydes in cilantro that others can't, and it give it a soapy flavor.

So I am genetically superior. Already knew it because of my skin tone but it is nice that cilantro confirms it.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #14 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:01:34 PM »

that's a pretty lame mutant power, himu

Himu · « **Reply #15 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:02:57 PM »

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:04:32 PM »

Quote from: The Business on November 20, 2012, 10:02:30 PM

So glad Himu came back.

Cilantro lover.

Bet you guys this cook dumps cilantro in all his guests meals.

Filthy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:04:58 PM »

cilantro is nice, I put it in my pot pies all the time

demi · « **Reply #18 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:07:08 PM »

i sprinkle that cilantro when im bout to eat that pizza pussy

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #19 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:30:49 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 20, 2012, 10:01:34 PM

that's a pretty lame mutant power, himu

My friends and I pitched a show to Adult Swim about six years ago called "The Amazing Super Ultra Mega Fantastic Force 5000 Team" that featured a bunch of people with really shitty super powers. Like, one guy had a REALLY bendy thumb, another guy could, if he stood still and concentrated really hard, turn his hand blue. Another guy always knew WHEN. My super power was the ability to telepathically communicate with corn.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:41:53 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 20, 2012, 10:30:49 PM

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 20, 2012, 10:01:34 PM
that's a pretty lame mutant power, himu

My friends and I pitched a show to Adult Swim about six years ago called "The Amazing Super Ultra Mega Fantastic Force 5000 Team" that featured a bunch of people with really shitty super powers. Like, one guy had a REALLY bendy thumb, another guy could, if he stood still and concentrated really hard, turn his hand blue. Another guy always knew WHEN. My super power was the ability to telepathically communicate with corn.

so you and your friends ripped off Mystery Men?

Positive Touch · « **Reply #21 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:47:24 PM »

leper himu and and put up a filter that says "sailor fucking" every time someone types "the sims"

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #22 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:47:49 PM »

Considering that they had low quality shit like Tom Goes to the Mayor and Tim and Eric, I'm surprised it didn't turn into anything as well.

Himu · « **Reply #23 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:49:56 PM »

I'd watch that show. Now I'm imagining Triumph as George Costanza in NBC offices.

lennedsay · « **Reply #24 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:58:14 PM »

Hey, fuck you buddy.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #25 on:** November 20, 2012, 10:58:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on November 20, 2012, 10:41:53 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on November 20, 2012, 10:30:49 PM
Quote from: Eel O'Brian on November 20, 2012, 10:01:34 PM
that's a pretty lame mutant power, himu

My friends and I pitched a show to Adult Swim about six years ago called "The Amazing Super Ultra Mega Fantastic Force 5000 Team" that featured a bunch of people with really shitty super powers. Like, one guy had a REALLY bendy thumb, another guy could, if he stood still and concentrated really hard, turn his hand blue. Another guy always knew WHEN. My super power was the ability to telepathically communicate with corn.

so you and your friends ripped off Mystery Men?

Basically, but even more useless. The way we always would get out of trouble for the three episodes we wrote was that one guy's super power was the ability to always show up in the right place at the right time and shoot the villain in the head.

It didn't get picked up because I guess Squidibillies and Super Jail were better shows.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

It didn't get picked up because the programming people at AS are fucking idiots- seriously after spending four months going back and forth with them over this show we were all left with the impression that any success they ever had was in spite of their own best efforts. And these were people we knew, hung out with, drank with, etc etc. If we couldn't get a show with pretty obvious promise done through them... let's just say that was the last time I ever tried to do anything in the field.

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naff · « **Reply #26 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:05:18 PM »

Love me some cilantro, but some places can definitely over do it. Only met one person not into it at all though, and she's a so called 'super taster' and also describes it as soapy.

etiolate · « **Reply #27 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:24:56 PM »

cilantro haters can gimme fellatio

Himu · « **Reply #28 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:26:13 PM »

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Posted from my Samsung Galaxy SIII

nudemacusers · « **Reply #29 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:38:19 PM »

Changing sides to the anti-cilantro movement

Barry Egan · « **Reply #30 on:** November 20, 2012, 11:40:59 PM »

Yea I'm not a huge fan.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #31 on:** November 21, 2012, 12:23:11 AM »

Quote from: Stringer Bell on November 20, 2012, 11:26:13 PM

You say that like it is a bad thing.

Posted from my Samsung Galaxy SIII

Eating, driving, and posting at the same time again Himu?

The Sceneman · « **Reply #32 on:** November 21, 2012, 12:34:31 AM »

cilantro and citrus juice is wonderful on mexican food

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #33 on:** November 21, 2012, 12:48:53 AM »

Cilantro is pretty divisive.

Too bad you're on the wrong side. It's fucking awesome.

Pringo · « **Reply #34 on:** November 21, 2012, 01:09:31 AM »

Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about herbs and spices, clearly some peoples' palates are the problem and not just that cilantro has a pungent earthy taste since many people routinely enjoy cilantro in a wide variety of dishes. I say people who think that are idiots. But nooo, someone has to twist it. Every single post. Fuck this board, I'm out.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #35 on:** November 21, 2012, 01:16:04 AM »

it will never die

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #36 on:** November 21, 2012, 01:17:47 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on November 21, 2012, 01:09:31 AM

Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about herbs and spices, clearly some peoples' palates are the problem and not just that cilantro has a pungent earthy taste since many people routinely enjoy cilantro in a wide variety of dishes. I say people who think that are idiots. But nooo, someone has to twist it. Every single post. Fuck this board, I'm out.

OFF TO THE PARK! FUCK YA'LL!

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #37 on:** November 21, 2012, 01:38:25 AM »

<3 cilantro.

shout outs to my cilantbros. get it? its like cilantro but with bro added on so that its like we are bonding like brothers over this thing we like

Himu · « **Reply #38 on:** November 21, 2012, 01:47:44 AM »

Quote from: Pringo on November 21, 2012, 01:09:31 AM

Goddamn, you know what, fuck it.

I can't say a simple thing on this board without someone making some shitty snarky remark. If we're talking about herbs and spices, clearly some peoples' palates are the problem and not just that cilantro has a pungent earthy taste since many people routinely enjoy cilantro in a wide variety of dishes. I say people who think that are idiots. But nooo, someone has to twist it. Every single post. Fuck this board, I'm out.

chronovore · « **Reply #39 on:** November 22, 2012, 06:01:37 PM »

I love cilantro. Lots of people love cilantro.

Why do you hate freedom, Himumu?

Himu · « **Reply #40 on:** November 22, 2012, 06:28:59 PM »

Lots of people HATE cilantro as well!

Yeti · « **Reply #41 on:** November 22, 2012, 06:45:46 PM »

What is everyone's opinion on pesto? I think the taste is minimal and it just makes everything look like it's covered in snot.

Himu · « **Reply #42 on:** November 22, 2012, 06:48:46 PM »

Pesto is delicious.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #43 on:** November 22, 2012, 06:57:42 PM »

pesto can be terrific, but it's best when the basil isn't overpowering. I generally prefer pesto rosso to the genovese style.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #44 on:** November 23, 2012, 08:25:50 AM »

cilantro is one thing, but im gonna have to warn you to back off pesto IMMEDIATELY

pickle · « **Reply #45 on:** November 23, 2012, 08:34:29 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on November 22, 2012, 06:45:46 PM

What is everyone's opinion on pesto? I think the taste is minimal and it just makes everything look like it's covered in snot.

How on earth does pesto look like snot?

Yeti · « **Reply #46 on:** November 23, 2012, 10:20:29 PM »

Quote from: pickle on November 23, 2012, 08:34:29 AM

Quote from: Yeti on November 22, 2012, 06:45:46 PM
What is everyone's opinion on pesto? I think the taste is minimal and it just makes everything look like it's covered in snot.

How on earth does pesto look like snot?

Really?

Looks like someone just sneezed all over this food

Himu · « **Reply #47 on:** November 23, 2012, 10:27:07 PM »

Looks delicious to me

nudemacusers · « **Reply #48 on:** November 23, 2012, 10:27:31 PM »

Wait we're hating on pesto now?

tiesto · « **Reply #49 on:** November 23, 2012, 10:30:14 PM »

Quote from: Yeti on November 22, 2012, 06:45:46 PM

What is everyone's opinion on pesto? I think the taste is minimal and it just makes everything look like it's covered in snot.

It's alright as long as there's not too much parmesan in it. Yeah, I'm a lactose-intolerant Italian

Akala · « **Reply #50 on:** November 23, 2012, 11:01:49 PM »

+1 for cilantro is terrible and I like pesto.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #51 on:** November 23, 2012, 11:25:35 PM »

i dont think i know what cilantro is

lennedsay · « **Reply #52 on:** November 23, 2012, 11:55:36 PM »

Fistful, have you ever had Chevy's salsa? Cilantro bombs up in that bitch

lennedsay · « **Reply #53 on:** November 23, 2012, 11:59:57 PM »

And just to gross you anti-cilantro bastards out, I grew it along with some other herbs this summer. The only reason I would walk my huge preggers ass out to the mailbox was because I could reward myself with a snack of fresh picked cilantro.

Also, I've made a pesto out of cilantro instead of basil before. Why? Because fuck you that's why.

Akala · « **Reply #54 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:03:19 AM »

drew · « **Reply #55 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:07:04 AM »

cilantro is a love it or hate it kind of thing (i love it)

also awesome? garlic (the first ingredient in any good pasta dish) and basil (in pesto), rosemary tossed in croutons before being baked turns regular croutons into awesome croutons.

Himu · « **Reply #56 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:13:34 AM »

Ew len. Ew.

lennedsay · « **Reply #57 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:30:23 AM »

Quote from: drew on November 24, 2012, 12:07:04 AM

cilantro is a love it or hate it kind of thing (i love it)

also awesome? garlic (the first ingredient in any good pasta dish) and basil (in pesto), rosemary tossed in croutons before being baked turns regular croutons into awesome croutons.

Yes, god, all of this.

That's exactly how I made my croutons yesterday.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #58 on:** November 24, 2012, 12:57:05 AM »

you know what is shittier than both?

fucking Cardamon pods... you fuck up and get a bit too hasty with your Indian food eating and go straight through one of those bad boys? Welcome to shit city ... in your mouth.

CrystalGemini · « **Reply #59 on:** November 24, 2012, 01:48:13 AM »

Fuck cilantro. It's the one ingredient I won't even touch - I've NEVER used it in my cooking. It's quite possibly my kryptonite.

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Author Topic: cilantro sucks shit - stop cooking with it (Read 26985 times)