cilantro sucks shit - stop cooking with it

[fistfulofmetal]

im gonna go ahead and say that i'm pro cilantro.

[Positive Touch]

i dunno how you can even have guacamole without cilantro

 

IT WOULD JUST TASTE LIKE AVACADOS

[CrystalGemini]

I don't see how that's a bad thing.

[Positive Touch]

itd be like a burger with no ketchup

[Barry Egan]

lemon and jalapeno is all you really need man.  no need to ruin your guac. 

[Brehvolution]

cilantro haters can gimme fellatio

I see what you did there.

 

[Himu]

Doesn't Himu negate Julia Child? It's like if you held a position on music that was shared by Soulja Boy and Bruce Springsteen

 

That was mean but keep this comparison in mind the next time you give relationship advice. It's like asking for an opinion on love and sex when your only options are Wilt Chamberlain and a eunuch.

[Himu]

i dunno how you can even have guacamole without cilantro

 

IT WOULD JUST TASTE LIKE AVACADOS

So the fuck what. 

[Momo]

Avo is gross.  FACT.

[Human Snorenado]

Avo is gross.  FACT.

Get a rope.

[CrystalGemini]

itd be like a burger with no ketchup

I don't eat my burgers with ketchup.  Or buns.

[The Sceneman]

Avocados are gross? Coriander sucks shit? 

[pickle]

Avo is gross.  FACT.

I knew you had bad taste, but I didn't think that it ran into the gustatory realm as well.

[Positive Touch]

GOD DAMMIT THIS WHOLE THREAD SUCKS I HATE YOU ALL AND HOPE YOU LOSE YOUR SENSE OF SMELL SO ALL YOUR FOOD TASTES LIKE CRAP

[Positive Touch]

yeah thats NOT A BURGER

[The Sceneman]

technically you can eat an open hamburger patty sandwich open on top of some bread with your choice of toppings.


One thing this thread has taught me, everyone has different tastes when it comes to eating food 

[bud]

cilantro > parsley.

[Eric P]

itd be like a burger with no ketchup

I don't eat my burgers with ketchup.  Or buns.

DAP

[Mupepe]

avocados are gross too *shrug*

[Human Snorenado]

avocados are gross too *shrug*

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEXICAN ARE YOU

[The Sceneman]

avocado is more or less the perfect food. Delicious natural fat you can spread on toast. Topped with cracked pepper and tabasco. Heavenly

[Mupepe]

avocados are gross too *shrug*

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEXICAN ARE YOU

guacamole = cacamole

[Human Snorenado]

mods help

[Himu]

Remind me to never eat food with positive touch. If we ate legit Mexican at a local taqueria in Texas he would probably ruin it with that California Mexican cilantro bullshit. How the fuck am I supposed to eat my food when it tastes like soap? Unable to eat guaca without cilantro? What the fuck gtfo here, ruining harmless food when there are starving children the world over.

[Himu]

avocados are gross too *shrug*

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEXICAN ARE YOU

guacamole = cacamole

Don't casa del pueblo put guaca in their burritos? This is why you're so fond of that spicy sauce and  not the guaca? I can forgive it. At least we don't eat California Mexican cilantro poison. Legit Mexican without cilantro or gtfo.

You wanna talk salsa? The other day I went to Dallas and pulled me this peach salsa bro. Oh. My. God. Remind me to bring that shit over for Xmas.

[Verdigris Murder]

Like tears in the rain, like tears in the rain.

[Mupepe]

avocados are gross too *shrug*

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF MEXICAN ARE YOU

guacamole = cacamole

Don't casa del pueblo put guaca in their burritos? This is why you're so fond of that spicy sauce and  not the guaca? I can forgive it. At least we don't eat California Mexican cilantro poison. Legit Mexican without cilantro or gtfo.

You wanna talk salsa? The other day I went to Dallas and pulled me this peach salsa bro. Oh. My. God. Remind me to bring that shit over for Xmas.

No, sir casa del pueblo doesn't put that shit in their burrito.  That's why I love that place.  So many restaurants will put rice, sour cream, avocado/guacamole or cilantro or any other disgusting shit in their burrito.  casa del pueblo keeps it simple: lettuce, tomato, beans, cheese, fajita.  The way it should be.

Peach salsa is amazing.  You better share!!

[Diunx]

Just seasoned some chicken breast with cilantro

[Himu]

Well pueblo uses some sauce on their burritos. And yes any place that uses cream on their burritos have committed a sin almost as bad as using cilantro.

I agree the basics are all you need but pueblo uses SOME sauce.

[Himu]

[Mupepe]

Well pueblo uses some sauce on their burritos. And yes any place that uses cream on their burritos have committed a sin almost as bad as using cilantro.

I agree the basics are all you need but pueblo uses SOME sauce.

You're loco, senor.  There's no sauce.  Frijoles is as saucy as they get.

[Himu]

Wait, you're right. It's just that I always dip it in the spicy sauce and I can't imagine it without it. DOH.

[Diunx]

Remind me to never eat food with positive touch. If we ate legit Mexican at a local taqueria in Texas he would probably ruin it with that California Mexican cilantro bullshit. How the fuck am I supposed to eat my food when it tastes like soap? Unable to eat guaca without cilantro? What the fuck gtfo here, ruining harmless food when there are starving children the world over.

wtf are you talking about? mexican food uses tons of cilantro!

[Himu]

Remind me to never eat food with positive touch. If we ate legit Mexican at a local taqueria in Texas he would probably ruin it with that California Mexican cilantro bullshit. How the fuck am I supposed to eat my food when it tastes like soap? Unable to eat guaca without cilantro? What the fuck gtfo here, ruining harmless food when there are starving children the world over.

wtf are you talking about? mexican food uses tons of cilantro!

In the first world, we have standards.

[Momo]

Apart from avo hating, it occurs to me I never directly addressed the main point of this thread. I'm neutral towards coriander, dont seek it out but wont shit a baby if i see some in my food.

[etiolate]

No to Cilantro? No to Avo?

I don't know you people anymore. 

[Himu]

I don't think considering cilantro is dog shit makes me a particularly picky eater or unadventurous. I'm hardly picky and like most types of food and spices. Equating people who don't like your shit food to picky and unadventurous makes you look like the bitch.

[Fifstar]

Avocados are absoulty god tier, I almost eat them daily. Regarding Cilantrilo/Coriander I like it but I don't need it in my dishes. One of the things I sometimes leave out when I'm doing Thai cooking, even though I normally try to stay as close as possible to original recipes.

[Himu]

Avocados are deffo god tier.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Quarantine this thread

[Positive Touch]

THANK YOU eschaton; the best mexican place in st louis has fucking amazing tongue tacos served with onion, lime, hot sauce, and FUCKING CILANTRO

[Mupepe]

not my fault avocados look and taste like shit.

[Positive Touch]

avocado in a blt with toasted bread = awesome snack

[Himu]

Mups ans I eat at local taquerias.

[Himu]

avocado in a blt with toasted bread = awesome snack

We are friends again. Squeeze some lemon/lime in that and MmmmPH.

[pilonv1]

not my fault avocados look and taste like shit.

I am down with this, fucking everything here has avocado on it now. Avocado ruins the taste of bread.

Also had to google cilantro because I had NFI what it was by name. Definitely never use it.

[Fifstar]

My favorite breakfast in the last couple of week has been slowly cooked scrambled eggs with tomatoes and avocado with a dash of balsamico - super tasty and nutritious.

[Steve Contra]

You really need to come to Cali to get the best avocados.  They're like blowjobs, people who don't them are perverts that shouldn't be around children.

[CrystalGemini]

No to Cilantro? No to Avo?

I don't know you people anymore.

its like when you meet a person and youre like wow this person is pretty intelligent and engaging and then you grab a bite to eat with him/her and they end up being a picky little unadventurous ham sandwich eating bitch when the menus come out

You mean like this?

 

[Positive Touch]

THANK YOU eschaton; the best mexican place in st louis has fucking amazing tongue tacos served with onion, lime, hot sauce, and FUCKING CILANTRO

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Whats that place called? Everytime I get recommended a mexican place here its always some shitty tex mex

dude you gotta get down to cherokee street between gravios and jefferson. the hipsters are trying to ruin it but theres still lots of latinos, and every corner has a fucking awesome place to eat. tower tacos!!

avocado in a blt with toasted bread = awesome snack

We are friends again. Squeeze some lemon/lime in that and MmmmPH.

shit yes that sounds amazing

[Akala]

i have no beef with avocadoes...

[Momo]

not my fault avocados look and taste like shit.

[etiolate]

No to Cilantro? No to Avo?

I don't know you people anymore.

its like when you meet a person and youre like wow this person is pretty intelligent and engaging and then you grab a bite to eat with him/her and they end up being a picky little unadventurous ham sandwich eating bitch when the menus come out

You mean like this?
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Until that day, I had never heard a burrito cry--let alone cry for its own existence.

[pilonv1]

People who remove onions are worse than those who eat avocado

[CrystalGemini]

I made sure the guacamole didn't have cilantro.

Edit - In my own defense I'm a pretty adventurous eater.

[lennedsay]

WELL.

I hope you're all FUCKING HAPPY with your cilantro bashing ridiculousness. The Chevy's by my house WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. And it's all your fault.

Where am I going to get mediocre texmex now?!

Fml just kill me. Pos Touch, take my husband to that good Mexican restaurant after I die. He'll be in good hands with you and Shaka.

[Howard Alan Treesong]

WELL.

I hope you're all FUCKING HAPPY with your cilantro bashing ridiculousness. The Chevy's by my house WENT OUT OF BUSINESS. And it's all your fault.

Where am I going to get mediocre texmex now?!

Fml just kill me. Pos Touch, take my husband to that good Mexican restaurant after I die. He'll be in good hands with you and Shaka.

CHEVY'S IS NOT TEX MEX
CHEVY'S IS THE CALIFORNIA ABOMINATION KNOWN AS "FRESH MEX"
ALL CHEVY'S MUST BE SUNDERED FROM THE EARTH IN RETRIBUTION FOR THIS BLASPHEMY
DEATH TO THE WEST COAST BETRAYER
DEATH TO CHEVY'S

[Mr. Gundam]

My best friend's parents drug me to a Chevy's when I was visiting them in Southern California years ago. I was really confused why we were going there instead of somewhere with actual Mexican food, but whatever.

[Positive Touch]

one time i went to chevys and they screwed up my order twice so they gave me this big-ass tub with like two pounds of guacamole in it. it was the single best day of my life

[Eric P]

when i lived in richmond we tried to get friends to go to this AMAZING mexican place but they'd never go
too many mexicans they complained

shit you not

post script: i no longer talk to those people