What's the hardest blow you've ever taken to your nether regions

[Eschaton]

In 7th grade this kid slapshotted a full gatorade bottle into my nuts and that was pretty bad.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I don't know about the hardest blow but your mother gave me one of the best blows I've ever taken to my nether region here recently

[Bacchus7]

It was this Colombian pure pure. So scared the whole flight.

[Eel O'Brian]

when i was a kid a friend of mine got his pants leg snagged in his bicycle chain, it snatched him off the seat and racked his shit up pretty good on the bar

he couldn't move for like ten minutes, just kind of laid there making this godawful whining noise

later on he told us his balls were purple

i hit my own stupid self in the nuts with a nunchuk once, holy christ it was like a white light explosion of neverending torment

[nudemacusers]

Baseball while in the outfield. Skipped off a rock and right into my dick. Not gonna front my 12 year old self shed some tears (while in the fetal position)

[Phoenix Dark]

Back when I was playing varsity basketball I set a pick and an asshole purposely ran his knee right into my balls. I had nearly knocked someone down with a pick earlier in the game so I guess he wanted to get revenge or whatever.

I was on the ground for a minute before walking it off to the bench. My mom was sitting right behind our bench and yelled out "do you need to go to the doctor!? I think we should leave right now!" I ignored her but my friends will never let me live that shit down.

the pain lasted about three days; I could barely take a piss or sit down without feeling like there was a chicken bone in my balls.

[Steve Contra]

I got hit so hard in the nuts I instantly started puking.

[Barry Egan]

rather than one event, I'd like to offer the years and years I've spent with my laptop on my lap emitting harmful rays right at my crotch. 

[Eel O'Brian]

you're gonna make murder babies

[Momo]

playing cat burglar on a high fence, slipped and this happened

[G The Resurrected]

I must prefaced this by saying this was the worst fucking pain in the world to go through and I had a major blood clot in my balls for 4 weeks till it could be removed.

I was in 7th grade and the weapon to the balls was an exploding fire extinguisher. I was at school when some kids were playing around with the new extinguishers. I was a bystander watching them fuck around. Something happened and next thing I know I was on the ground. I had the biggest pair of balls for 2 months it was bad, no masturbating. 

[chronovore]

We used to play Marco Polo on one of the jungle gyms at elementary school; it was this circular thing, so we'd climb and swing around it with our eyes closed. I lost my footing and did the same thing Momo did, but with a horizontal pole UP AGAINST MY PLUMS:


When I could breathe again, I ran crying all the way back to the nurse's station.

Looking back, I am lucky that I didn't break any bones or my neck.

[Momo]

:'(

[DCharlieJP]

I was a front row forward in our high school rugby team - i played tight/loose side, and every now and the covered hooker.

However, if i played loose side the Lock behind me was a bit "fruity" and would , instead of holding the band of my shorts/shirt, would twist my cock and balls and tell me to push.
Pretty disturbing more than anythig.

More recently - i had red hot waxed poured on my bell end and nut sack and down my ass crack on a stag party (not mine) - it wasn't as bad as it sounded (other than picking red chunks of wax off my bell end)

[ToxicAdam]

My brother went to punch me in the gut (while I was curled up in a defensive ball). I kind of rocked backwards and he hit me in the nuts instead. He was 17 and I was 13 at the time.

[tiesto]

when i was a kid a friend of mine got his pants leg snagged in his bicycle chain, it snatched him off the seat and racked his shit up pretty good on the bar

he couldn't move for like ten minutes, just kind of laid there making this godawful whining noise

later on he told us his balls were purple

i hit my own stupid self in the nuts with a nunchuk once, holy christ it was like a white light explosion of neverending torment

Yup, as someone who loves to mountainbike, I've had quite a few unfortunate meetings between my sack and the bike frame.

[Brehvolution]

Scalpel, scissors, and stitches.

[Eel O'Brian]

Scalpel, scissors, and stitches.

     :'( 

you win the thread

i know that is small consolation

[Beezy]

[Phoenix Dark]

Scalpel, scissors, and stitches.

     :'( 

you win the thread

i know that is small consolation

[Brehvolution]

Scalpel, scissors, and stitches.

     :'( 

you win the thread

i know that is small consolation

It was voluntary. If I had to do it over I probably wouldn't have.