Author Topic: Man, fuck Keebler (Read 3337 times)

Eel O'Brian · « **on:** December 20, 2012, 10:16:08 PM »

these crackers are terrible

I knew I should have stuck with Lance, that's what I get for trying to save a buck

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #1 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:18:57 PM »

Those are one of those things you always find when you're super hungry and have no other means of nourishment; I swear they magically appear whenever my wallet and stomach are empty. You open the package each time thinking "oh well, it's better than nothing"

then you're like

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #2 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:22:14 PM »

they're awful, the crackers are mealy and the peanut butter has this rancid chemical aftertaste

Lance are the cracker fuckin' masters, accept no substitutes.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #3 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:23:57 PM »

i always liked the ones that had like creme filing like cheap knock off oreos. those ruled

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:27:06 PM »

It sucks when you find a pack that's turned around so you can't see the label, get excited that it just might be the regular Kebler cheese crackers, then turn it around and see it's the peanut butter shit.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #5 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:28:14 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on December 20, 2012, 10:23:57 PM

i always liked the ones that had like creme filing like cheap knock off oreos. those ruled

those are good

these are awesome

Beezy · « **Reply #6 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM »

Yeti · « **Reply #7 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:42:14 PM »

This is the pack I buy, only instead of Smoke House Cheddar it is Four Cheese something or other. Smoke House Cheddar sounds good though.

edit: nevermind, I guess it's just called "Four Cheese"

king of the internet · « **Reply #8 on:** December 20, 2012, 10:53:28 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on December 20, 2012, 10:22:14 PM

they're awful, the crackers are mealy and the peanut butter has this rancid chemical aftertaste

Lance are the cracker fuckin' masters, accept no substitutes.

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the cream cheese and chive flavor is fuckin' DANK dude

parallax · « **Reply #9 on:** December 20, 2012, 11:24:56 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM

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yes, and those graham cracker ones, as well as el fudges. keebler makes a mean cookie.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #10 on:** December 21, 2012, 12:12:42 AM »

i always dipped the elf-shaped ones in headfirst so i could decapitate them

HyperZoneWasAwesome · « **Reply #11 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:05:59 AM »

Quote from: parallax on December 20, 2012, 11:24:56 PM

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM
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yes, and those graham cracker ones, as well as el fudges. keebler makes a mean cookie.

use those to make smores, its FUCKING GREAT!

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:09:04 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on December 20, 2012, 10:53:12 PM

I recently had those fudge shoppe cookies and i realize the chocolate kind of tastes just like straight sugar. Kinda shit without milk tbh

WRONG

Himu · « **Reply #13 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:18:19 AM »

oh my lord fuck whoever always gets the peanut butter flavor and never fucks with the cream cheese and chives flavor. my mom would always bring some lance peanut butter crackers and goddamit, I want cheese and chives. ;_;

Steve Contra · « **Reply #14 on:** December 21, 2012, 11:59:35 AM »

I've never seen these Lance crackers. Southern thing?

Diunx · « **Reply #15 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:05:40 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM

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The only god I worship

Himu · « **Reply #16 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:06:10 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 11:59:35 AM

I've never seen these Lance crackers. Southern thing?

seems so.

they own.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:31:17 PM »

I agree that Keebler peanut butter crackers are disgusting. Especially if your mouth is dry.

Himu · « **Reply #18 on:** December 21, 2012, 01:32:11 PM »

I think peanut butter crackers suck in general.

cheese or gtfo.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:53:35 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 21, 2012, 01:06:10 PM

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 11:59:35 AM
I've never seen these Lance crackers. Southern thing?

seems so.

they own.

Yeah, they're based out of Charlotte, NC.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lance_Inc.

I guess that's why they're always so fresh tasting, that's only like 4 hours away from me

king of the internet · « **Reply #20 on:** December 21, 2012, 03:55:20 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 21, 2012, 01:32:11 PM

I think peanut butter crackers suck in general.

cheese or gtfo.

sounds like you've never had peanut butter ritz bitz. that shit is heavenly.

Himu · « **Reply #21 on:** December 21, 2012, 07:30:20 PM »

ritz bitz peanut butter are good, but the CHEESE ones eclipse them.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #22 on:** December 21, 2012, 08:48:48 PM »

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #23 on:** December 21, 2012, 08:55:33 PM »

Surge :'(
Ecto Cooler :'(
Squeezits :'(

Himu · « **Reply #24 on:** December 21, 2012, 08:58:40 PM »

list is missing fruitopia RIP

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #25 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:42:08 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2012, 08:48:48 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

I still see Waffle Crisp around where I live. Awesome cereal. Might need to stock up on some of it for future cheat days if it is close to being pulled everywhere.

StealthFan · « **Reply #26 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:46:30 PM »

chocolate pretzels

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #27 on:** December 21, 2012, 09:49:29 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 21, 2012, 08:58:40 PM

list is missing fruitopia RIP

They still make Fruitopia in Canada. There's a Fruitopia vending machine in one of the Costco's up there.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #28 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:16:53 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM

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Ghetto ass cousins used to ahve the knockoff version of these. The local supermarket brand versions. But I won't front, they good.

parallax · « **Reply #29 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:17:56 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2012, 08:48:48 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

why are oreo-os up there? that cereal was gross as shit.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #30 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:18:16 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on December 21, 2012, 08:48:48 PM

http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/25-foods-youll-never-eat-again

I think I remember eating Magic Middles and liking them. Crumbly exterior with a nice chocolate nugget center.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #31 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:22:32 PM »

Surge came back under the Vault name a couple years ago.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #32 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:24:25 PM »

Vault is different than Surge. Although Vault is pretty much the closest thing we'll get to Surge, Vault started disappearing about a year ago in my parts.

Beezy · « **Reply #33 on:** December 21, 2012, 10:38:05 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on December 21, 2012, 10:16:53 PM

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM
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Ghetto ass cousins used to ahve the knockoff version of these. The local supermarket brand versions. But I won't front, they good.

In the brown wrapper? I love them too.

drew · « **Reply #34 on:** December 21, 2012, 11:09:19 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on December 20, 2012, 10:32:55 PM

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these are what i thought the thread was gonna be about, worst snack ever.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #35 on:** December 21, 2012, 11:14:12 PM »

this has nothing do with anything, but all im saying is golden oreos are great

king of the internet · « **Reply #36 on:** December 21, 2012, 11:14:46 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on December 21, 2012, 11:14:12 PM

this has nothing do with anything, but all im saying is golden oreos are great

even better than regular oreos

chronovore · « **Reply #37 on:** December 22, 2012, 10:17:22 PM »

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on December 21, 2012, 09:49:29 PM

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on December 21, 2012, 08:58:40 PM
list is missing fruitopia RIP

They still make Fruitopia in Canada. There's a Fruitopia vending machine in one of the Costco's up there.

Fruitopia is what convinced me to stop drinking soda. It has, like, 10% or 2% juice in it, the rest is corn syrup. The company I worked at had a free soda fridge.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #38 on:** December 22, 2012, 11:08:48 PM »

Bought some goddamned lance cracker snacks tonight- thanks BORE

tiesto · « **Reply #39 on:** December 23, 2012, 12:35:02 PM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on December 21, 2012, 11:59:35 AM

I've never seen these Lance crackers. Southern thing?

I've seen them a lot around NY...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #40 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:42:48 PM »

I had a dream last night that someone gave me a package of Keebler's Peanut Butter and Cheese crackers for Christmas, but they were rolled up like a sushi roll. I know this thread is to blame somehow.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #41 on:** December 23, 2012, 01:58:39 PM »

I bought lance crackers at Albertsons in WA state

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #42 on:** December 23, 2012, 04:59:20 PM »

These honey/peanut butter lance snack crackers = win

Yeti · « **Reply #43 on:** December 23, 2012, 10:20:32 PM »

Yup, the only peanut butter cracker worth eating

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Author Topic: Man, fuck Keebler (Read 3337 times)