I'm going to save lives today! (With a chubby the whole time)

[Groogrux]

http://gizmodo.com/5970024/squeezing-boobs-can-stop-breast-cancer

scientists have found that squeezing breasts can actually prevent malignant breast cells from triggering cancer. Yes, squeezing. Guys and gals, do your part in stopping cancer, please.

"People have known for centuries that physical force can influence our bodies... When we lift weights our muscles get bigger. The force of gravity is essential to keeping our bones strong. Here we show that physical force can play a role in the growth—and reversion—of cancer cells."

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I can save them.

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[brawndolicious]

It's not so much tit squishing as doing a very, very specific tit massage.

What about ass cancer, what are the excuses they gave for that?

[Joe Molotov]

It's not so much tit squishing as doing a very, very specific tit massage.

Good because there are some very, very specific tits I'd like to massage.

[Bildi]

I wonder if this also applies to testicular cancer

Better safe than sorry.

[Cormacaroni]

It's not so much tit squishing as doing a very, very specific tit massage.

Good because there are some very, very specific tits I'd like to massage.

[Barry Egan]

It's not so much tit squishing as doing a very, very specific tit massage.

Good because there are some very, very specific tits I'd like to massage.

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They belong to the OP

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[Groogrux]

My tits are hairy.  I don't even like to squeeze them.

[CrystalGemini]

Shave it.