Maybe I'm shallow...

[Phoenix Dark]

So today I went to my law class (our teacher is BADASS btw); the first session was held today. Anyway the class is in this real nice room that looks more like a movie theater than a lecture hall. There's a real nice, widescreen monitor and a nice audio setup as well. Nice

Anyway when I walked in I saw the back of this chick's head; her hair looked natural and totally black, so I knew she was South American. I sat behind her and to the right so I could see some of her face. DAMN. By far, the most pretty face I've seen in my college career. BY FAR. I could see her looking back out of corner of her eye at me lol.

Anyway for most of the period I couldn't help staring at the back of her head. But when the lecure was done she stood up and


and


...



 


She's not fat by any means, but she was a little thick and not in the awesome way. She had a big ass in the sense of it being big and an ass, not awesome. I was bummed a bit. But at the same time, this kinda makes it more likely that she'll give me the time of day. My NEW NEW Years Resolution goal: talk to her at least once, and see where it goes.

[Vizzys]

craigslist

[BlueTsunami]

Just do it up PD, as the saying goes, beggars can't be choosers. Climb that ladder bitch

[brawndolicious]

craigslist

I think so

[Phoenix Dark]

craigslist

I'm not paying $150 for 30min of sex

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[Vizzys]

craigslist

I think so

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=83055&hl=phoenix+dark

[TVC15]

I thought you were black?  I thought all black guys liked big assed mamas?

[BlueTsunami]

All your worries are just $150 away PD . Though I don't think I could live with my first experience being with a hooka

I thought you were black?  I thought all black guys liked big assed mamas?

The skin might be dark but I thought we all came to the conclusion that PD is white in spirit

[Vizzys]

Better raise some money then distinguished black fellow.

[Mupepe]

get us some pics and just hit it anyways.  How "thick" are we talking here?

[brawndolicious]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=83055&hl=phoenix+dark

Jesus Christ wtf?

[Phoenix Dark]

get us some pics and just hit it anyways.  How "thick" are we talking here?

Maybe the lighting ruined it also. Not "fat" thick, but not "good size" thick either. Slumpy thick. But omg her face.

If I get her name I'll look her up on MySpace

[Mupepe]

Please do.  Did it look like it would hang over the belt?  That's where i draw the line.

[Ecrofirt]

PD: Are you going to the 'erotic services' part of Craigslist? That's the only place I see people with sex for money ads when looking at my local CL page.

Check out 'Women Seeking Men', or 'Casual Encounters' or something. There should be real girls in there, I think.

[Phoenix Dark]

Trust me, I've looked. Mostly a sausage fest
http://annarbor.craigslist.org/cas/

This is all a passing fancy. I doubt I'd actually do a hooker

 

[Ecrofirt]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/

[BlueTsunami]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/251774109.html

...and i do mean man-child

Yup, i'm a fully functional geek--and by that i mean i have lots o' friends, have good hygiene, and actually leave my house (yes i've seen the damage WoW can have on a person). i read comic books, play video games, and have been known on occassion to watch anime (but only the good stuff, damn it...non of this inuyasha b.s.).

anywho, after graduating good ol' U of M i found that i kept meeting the same people over and over again, and it's gotten mighty boring. i guess people dig this craiglist shindig, so here i am.

yup, i'm a weirdo female who actually has a personality (weeee). I'm not an indie fuck, emo depresso chick, whore, goth girl, or girly girl. I'm a recovering crazy (yes, i think all girls go through a psycho girl phase, and i'm glad to say i've been 2 years free of drama!). Sarcastic, sometimes make too disgusting a joke, and laugh too much.

what else what else...ah yes, and the whole physical appearance thing...i'm not fat, not skinny, but that wonderful inbetween *normal* size. and PURTY. so damn purty people sacrifice babies at my feet all damn day long. hott.
*shrugs*
so, what i'm trying to say here--is if you have any similar hobbies, or want to go throw acid on some kittens, lets chat. i love animals, shiny objects, and like totally like brushing my hair..like. *tee hee* whew, ok i think i'm done. bored and/or scared yet? If anything I hope this made ya chuckle...

Well there you go PD, call her up

[Mupepe]

I want to call that bitch and I don't live anywhere near her 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/251774109.html

...and i do mean man-child

Yup, i'm a fully functional geek--and by that i mean i have lots o' friends, have good hygiene, and actually leave my house (yes i've seen the damage WoW can have on a person). i read comic books, play video games, and have been known on occassion to watch anime (but only the good stuff, damn it...non of this inuyasha b.s.).

anywho, after graduating good ol' U of M i found that i kept meeting the same people over and over again, and it's gotten mighty boring. i guess people dig this craiglist shindig, so here i am.

yup, i'm a weirdo female who actually has a personality (weeee). I'm not an indie fuck, emo depresso chick, whore, goth girl, or girly girl. I'm a recovering crazy (yes, i think all girls go through a psycho girl phase, and i'm glad to say i've been 2 years free of drama!). Sarcastic, sometimes make too disgusting a joke, and laugh too much.

what else what else...ah yes, and the whole physical appearance thing...i'm not fat, not skinny, but that wonderful inbetween *normal* size. and PURTY. so damn purty people sacrifice babies at my feet all damn day long. hott.
*shrugs*
so, what i'm trying to say here--is if you have any similar hobbies, or want to go throw acid on some kittens, lets chat. i love animals, shiny objects, and like totally like brushing my hair..like. *tee hee* whew, ok i think i'm done. bored and/or scared yet? If anything I hope this made ya chuckle...

Well there you go PD, call her up

Yup, saw that. She's kinda old though and looking for someone her age

[morphix]

http://annarbor.craigslist.org/w4m/251774109.html

...and i do mean man-child

Yup, i'm a fully functional geek--and by that i mean i have lots o' friends, have good hygiene, and actually leave my house (yes i've seen the damage WoW can have on a person). i read comic books, play video games, and have been known on occassion to watch anime (but only the good stuff, damn it...non of this inuyasha b.s.).

anywho, after graduating good ol' U of M i found that i kept meeting the same people over and over again, and it's gotten mighty boring. i guess people dig this craiglist shindig, so here i am.

yup, i'm a weirdo female who actually has a personality (weeee). I'm not an indie fuck, emo depresso chick, whore, goth girl, or girly girl. I'm a recovering crazy (yes, i think all girls go through a psycho girl phase, and i'm glad to say i've been 2 years free of drama!). Sarcastic, sometimes make too disgusting a joke, and laugh too much.

what else what else...ah yes, and the whole physical appearance thing...i'm not fat, not skinny, but that wonderful inbetween *normal* size. and PURTY. so damn purty people sacrifice babies at my feet all damn day long. hott.
*shrugs*
so, what i'm trying to say here--is if you have any similar hobbies, or want to go throw acid on some kittens, lets chat. i love animals, shiny objects, and like totally like brushing my hair..like. *tee hee* whew, ok i think i'm done. bored and/or scared yet? If anything I hope this made ya chuckle...

Well there you go PD, call her up

It is a man, it is not possible for a woman to not like Inuyasha