Things you would genetically modify about yourself

[ToxicAdam]

Behavior-based new years resolutions are so boring, let's make some that change the fabric of our being.

Remove:

Fight or flight mechanism (anxiety)
Scent from my urine
Body hair

Add:

Thick hair that remains the same color until I die

[Momo]

Change my eye color to black
Make it so i can eat all the junk i want without becoming a fatty
Allow my brain to be used at 100% of capacity, with my body compensating for the extra load
allow me to secrete a "stay the fuck away" pherimone/chemical/wahtever on demand that works on humans, animals, insects, any living thing and it is effective 100% of the time

[Human Snorenado]

Fuck all that, I just want to put my brain into an ED-209 or something.

[Diunx]

taller, better hair, smaller nose, remove my speech impediment, better metabolism.

[CajoleJuice]

Be able to live and thrive on only alcohol, while still getting the drunk sensation.

[Rahxephon91]

Make myself taller, make my penis bigger, make my hair better, lighten my skin color, change my face so my forehead is'nt so big, have beeter muscle tone, and I guess thats about it.

[Huff]

Be able to fool my taste buds that the wells liquor and natty ice taste great

[Eel O'Brian]

invulnerable spinal column

[headwalk]

i'd like to evolve a bone in my ear which makes it impossible for me to hear salsa.

[Positive Touch]

invulnerable spinal column

winner

i would also add knees to this

[Human Snorenado]

invulnerable spinal column

winner

i would also add knees to this

All of that gets covered when you put your brain into a Terminator exoskeleton or whatever.  Biology is never going to be able to outperform technology, plus metal is sexier than flesh.

[Robo]

Bigger tits.

[BlackMage]

bigger frame i guess.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Forked tongue

Also that dying thing is kind of a drag, so I'd get rid of that

[pickle]

I was actually thinking about that a few days ago. Honestly, I probably wouldn't change anything. I'd like to have the skin that I had when I was 12 but that's about it (possibly slightly more penis girth?)

[Shaka Khan]

Body hair that grows at will.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'm tall dark and handsome. But on the other hand I have an annoying widows peak which I'd definitely get rid of. I only recently figured out how to cut it off without fucking up my hairline; I'm not losing my hair, it's just weirdly straight to a degree which makes it hard to deal with at certain lengths. In the past I'd just give up on cutting it and I'd look so bad three weeks after a barbershop visit lol

[Diunx]

i'd like to evolve a bone in my ear which makes it impossible for me to hear salsa.

Racist

[Flannel Boy]

Everything.

[Huff]

not having hangovers would be magical

[Joe Molotov]

Genetics is old hat, I'm holding out for cybernetic modifications.

[lordmaji]

Genetics is old hat, I'm holding out for cybernetic modifications.

This!!!

I was thinking the same thing. Oh, and mad abs without having to do too much working out to obtain this and keep it up! 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I want a cock so huge that I almost pass out due to blood loss/redirection whenever I get a boner.

[Trent Dole]

Everything.

This is the correct answer. Dat self loathing

[Groogrux]

Less fat, bigger dick.

[Steve Contra]

I'd basically just make myself look like a young Idris Elba.

[Flannel Boy]

I'd basically just make myself look like a young Idris Elba.

I'd choose a young Jessica Alba.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd basically just make myself look like a young Idris Elba.

i already got the height
got the complexion
lacking the facial hair  :'(

[Positive Touch]

Body hair that grows at will.

WHY


id make it so that i never got pale from too much gaming

[Shaka Khan]

WHY

To satisfy various differing criteria on the fly, of course.

[recursivelyenumerable]

But tbh, I'd settle for being able to do stuff when I fucking tell myself to do it.

[Bildi]

More body hair.  Like full ape.  So I only attract girls who like body hair and not the ones who suggest a few months down the track that you start shaving or waxing some of it.  They need to know up front there's no hope of me being anything less than a manly man.

[Momo]

Also I'd make myself a cylon

[fistfulofmetal]

would love to get rid of my facial hair. it grows in very slow and un-even. i only have to shave it once a week but i would rather not have to at all. it doesnt look good on me in the first place.

[Joe Molotov]

I'd like to be taller.
I'd like to be a baller.
I'd like to have a girl so that I'd call her.

20-inch blades on your impala?

[Don Flamenco]

i would shrink my dick a little to make the competition a little more fair for everyone else.

[chronovore]

I'd like to be able to digest corn.

[Fifstar]

Would change my vocal chords or whatever to have a great sounding voice & singing abilities. I'd give up an inch of my dick for that easiliy.

ALso, stop that slow but steady hair loss.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

I'm not balding but my hair is so thin and brittle and shitty looking that I keep it short anyway.  I heard hair genetics come from the mother's side and it makes me cry.  My uncles on my mother's side all have full, lustrous heads of hair into their 50s and 60s.  One rocks a John Romero like mane since he retired from the Army.  It's not fair! 

[Barry Egan]

I would alter my metabolism so that I could just eat all the things without collateral damage.

[chronovore]

Yeah, I've been losing hair for about four years. Propecia definitely slowed the rate of hair loss, but supposedly it only works for about five years. I'll probably be noticeably balder by 2015 unless I get a transplant. I'd love to carry a full head of hair into my old age.

Father Mike's got that angle covered. Unfortunately, the full head of hair is in a bag, attached to someone else's head.

[Phoenix Dark]

I'd like to be able to digest corn.

you are a cat? 

[drew]

my dick to be smaller LOL

[chronovore]

I'd like to be able to digest corn.

you are a cat? 

I meant I'd like to be able to fully digest corn.