I have a confession to make

[MrAngryFace]

I look down on people who sample soups at the store deli before purchase. I bet in their head theyre all I AM SO CHOOSY BECAUSE I KNOW QUALITY. I AM A FOODY LET ME YELP THIS SAMPLE EXPERIENCE! A+++ WOULD SAMPLE AGAIN

[Great Rumbler]

Why do you hate freedom, MAF?

[Shaka Khan]

Is this hatred directed exclusively at people sampling soups at delis or people sampling food in general? Because I can't seem to pass up any samples. It has more to do with being poor without trying to show it.

[MrAngryFace]

Soup sampling is way worse

[Flannel Boy]

[bork]

[Howard Alan Treesong]

I agree, people who sample at the deli are fucks. IT'S HAM. YOU KNOW WHAT HAM TASTES LIKE. FUCK YOU.

[MrAngryFace]

word

[Verdigris Murder]

This also happens in Soup Kitchens.

'It's Chestnut and Butternut Squash you toothless herpes riddled poor person'.

And the hot girl I wanted to bang, which is why I only did the thing in the first place, turned into a lesbian when I tried to stick my tongue in her mouth.

[Joe Molotov]

I didn't even know you could sample soup at the deli, wtf? I'm going to try this right now.

[Human Snorenado]

I don't sample generally speaking; however the other day I was getting a sub at the deli and they had little samples of cheesecake.  Well who would turn that shit down?  Not me.

[DCharlieJP]

Baskin Robbins and their mandatory 1-taste-spoon hand out : here - try this - it's green tea flavored :/

[Rman]

We have local chain here that even gives you nice little sample cups.  I love it.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Sounds like shit effete coastfags do.  I've never seen this done ever.

[Mr. Gundam]

MAF, please post this on Facebook. It will be glorious.

[MrAngryFace]

ugh I have so many foodie friends - otherwise that woulda been my first stop

[Phoenix Dark]

I've seen people bring toothpicks to grocery stores specifically to use on sample food. If you can't trust the deli provided toothpicks, how can you trust the ham or cheese?