Author Topic: I don't understand this jennifer lawrence obsession (Read 36146 times)

TakingBackSunday · « **on:** January 04, 2013, 02:26:01 AM »

she's cute I guess but there's nothing indistinguishable about her. she's literally the poster girl for pretty-leg plainface. I guess her modesty is charming, but man, the internet's obsession with her playing cat nips and her love with pita is just wtf

Momo · « **Reply #1 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:28:19 AM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #2 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:33:20 AM »

Beezy · « **Reply #3 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:35:43 AM »

Just skimmed the gaf thread about her. She seems cool. Good job posting the worst pic of her from it, BN.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #4 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:37:40 AM »

haha yeah I know I did that on purpose. even her professional shoots though, I just don't think she's as gorgeous as internet nerdlingers think she is. her esquire shoot for some reason just makes me think "wow her vag must smell something fierce"

archnemesis · « **Reply #5 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:38:13 AM »

I don't understand celebrity obsession in general. Why not obsess about girls you actually meet instead?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #6 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:40:38 AM »

well I get it, you dont see IRL girls half naked in three seconds of google-fu

Robo · « **Reply #7 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:45:00 AM »

I don't understand one bit of this thread.

Beezy · « **Reply #8 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:45:23 AM »

I think it's the fact that she's famous and actually has a normal personality more than her looks. Don't hate her just cause the innanets loves her.

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #9 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:46:47 AM »

well aren't you the radical iconoclast, Brand New, not liking things that other people like

archnemesis · « **Reply #10 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:46:49 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:40:38 AM

well I get it, you dont see IRL girls half naked in three seconds of google-fu

Well, that's the part I don't get. The internet is filled with women that are far better looking than these celebrity names people keep bringing up.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #11 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:55:47 AM »

Never seen any of her movies but she looks like she fucks with the lights on. I give her dap

StealthFan · « **Reply #12 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:56:45 AM »

I'd sacrifice each and every one of you to eat her pussy out.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #13 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:57:03 AM »

Quote from: archnemesis on January 04, 2013, 02:46:49 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:40:38 AM
well I get it, you dont see IRL girls half naked in three seconds of google-fu
Well, that's the part I don't get. The internet is filled with women that are far better looking than these celebrity names people keep bringing up.

They take creepy shots then get in trouble for it. With a celeb they can just make gifs or keep rewinding to that spot in the movie where she takes her top off and j/o to it.

Momo · « **Reply #14 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:00:56 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:33:20 AM

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LeeLee Sobiereski?

Beezy · « **Reply #15 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:00:58 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on January 04, 2013, 02:56:45 AM

I'd sacrifice each and every one of you to eat her pussy out.

Bebpo · « **Reply #16 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:01:31 AM »

She's a good actress (Winter's Bone!) and seems to have a fun personality. What's not to like?

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:04:37 AM »

Quote from: Momo on January 04, 2013, 03:00:56 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:33:20 AM
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LeeLee Sobiereski?

Renee Zellweger.

Mandark · « **Reply #18 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:05:06 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:26:01 AM

she's cute I guess but there's nothing indistinguishable about her. she's literally the poster girl for pretty-leg plainface. I guess her modesty is charming, but man, the internet's obsession with her playing cat tits and her love with pita is just wtf

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #19 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:05:29 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 02:46:47 AM

well aren't you the radical iconoclast, Brand New, not liking things that other people like

I'm not saying I don't like her guys. She was good in Winter's Bone despite that being such an ambien of a movie, and I think she's cute, I just can't see the fascination with her beyond "oh yeah, she was okay in 'so and so.'"

but I'm an Emma Stone guy so I guess YMMV

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #20 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:11:52 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on January 04, 2013, 02:56:45 AM

I'd sacrifice each and every one of you to eat her pussy out.

but would you eat the ass?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #21 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:19:03 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 03:05:29 AM

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 02:46:47 AM
well aren't you the radical iconoclast, Brand New, not liking things that other people like

I'm not saying I don't like her guys. She was good in Winter's Bone despite that being such an ambien of a movie, and I think she's cute, I just can't see the fascination with her beyond "oh yeah, she was okay in 'so and so.'"

but I'm an Emma Stone guy so I guess YMMV

but you care enough to make a thread about it, which is more than i care about basically anything

Reb · « **Reply #22 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:21:23 AM »

Ugh, so plain and boring.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #23 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:24:19 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 03:19:03 AM

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 03:05:29 AM
Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 02:46:47 AM
well aren't you the radical iconoclast, Brand New, not liking things that other people like

I'm not saying I don't like her guys. She was good in Winter's Bone despite that being such an ambien of a movie, and I think she's cute, I just can't see the fascination with her beyond "oh yeah, she was okay in 'so and so.'"

but I'm an Emma Stone guy so I guess YMMV

but you care enough to make a thread about it, which is more than i care about basically anything

I am using my right to shit up your night with this thread

StealthFan · « **Reply #24 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:28:14 AM »

This fool like Emma Stone's anemic ass and he's talking shit about my plump lady love.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #25 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:42:30 AM »

Quote from: Rebiak on January 04, 2013, 03:21:23 AM

Ugh, so plain and boring.

Just like fuckheads who spend all day posting on intertubes, yes? Got this one figured out.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #26 on:** January 04, 2013, 04:06:23 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on January 04, 2013, 03:28:14 AM

This fool like Emma Stone's anemic ass and he's talking shit about my plump lady love.

Emma is just damned pretty and has exactly the personality that I look for

Mandark · « **Reply #27 on:** January 04, 2013, 04:31:21 AM »

In BrandNew's defense, he didn't start the topic with "Am I the only one..."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #28 on:** January 04, 2013, 04:33:39 AM »

or "what's the deal with..."

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #29 on:** January 04, 2013, 04:58:55 AM »

she's a tumblr sensation

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #30 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:06:21 AM »

I like girls, they are pretty and nice and can cook delicious vegan food

Reb · « **Reply #31 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:17:35 AM »

Quote from: Trent Dole on January 04, 2013, 03:42:30 AM

Quote from: Rebiak on January 04, 2013, 03:21:23 AM
Ugh, so plain and boring.

Just like fuckheads who spend all day posting on intertubes, yes? Got this one figured out.

Yes, high fives!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #32 on:** January 04, 2013, 06:21:22 AM »

I didn't think much of her until I saw the link prole and blutsu shared on FB.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #33 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:49:23 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 04:58:55 AM

she's a tumblr sensation

There's stuff on tumblr that isn't porn?

Vertigo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:31:30 AM »

She sounds fun from her interviews and me as a black loves dem white girls with big boobs and a shapely bottoms.

Her ass and thighs in X men first class were

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 04:06:23 AM

Quote from: StealthFan on January 04, 2013, 03:28:14 AM
This fool like Emma Stone's anemic ass and he's talking shit about my plump lady love.

Emma is just damned pretty and has exactly the personality that I look for

She has also lost a bit too much weight. Which seems to be the fate of every young Hollywood actress.

Her ass has gone walkabout.

That's a dealbreaker. Luckily her man looks like his into chicks with no ass, so it's all good.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #35 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:47:39 AM »

Well, you will be ahead of the curve when the eventual backlash happens or the "Jennifer Lawrence is looking terrible" thread happens.

Because that's what always happens.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #36 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:55:03 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 02:26:01 AM

she's cute I guess but there's nothing indistinguishable about her. she's literally the poster girl for pretty-leg plainface. I guess her modesty is charming, but man, the internet's obsession with her playing cat nips and her love with pita is just wtf

I think it's because she's a girl. I hear they're popular on the more primitive parts of the internet, where they lack the Bore's more refined sexuality.

Diunx · « **Reply #37 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:42:20 AM »

She is fucking hot

Diunx · « **Reply #38 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:55:29 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2013, 03:11:52 AM

Quote from: StealthFan on January 04, 2013, 02:56:45 AM
I'd sacrifice each and every one of you to eat her pussy out.

but would you eat the ass?

Oh man I would totally eat dat ass out, cover her asshole with strawberry syrup and go to town

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #39 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:11:30 AM »

and the pics people are infatuated with of celebs are all super photoshopped to hell. I loved airbrushed shit in Playboy when I was a teen...
and if they're not photoshopped, the celeb has a pound of make-up on.

Quote from: Eschaton on January 04, 2013, 10:07:43 AM

Quote from: archnemesis on January 04, 2013, 02:38:13 AM
I don't understand celebrity obsession in general. Why not obsess about girls you actually meet instead?
cosign. i dont understand these dudes that make these chicks their avatars and shit, wallpapers and desktops, etc. like whofucking cares? i guess the endgame of this kind of weird pinup worship that usually stops when you lose your virginity is being like fistful and keeping gigabyte size image dumps of your favorite actress walking her dog and shit, neatly grouped and separated by date and time. ill never understand this obsession beyond a good fap or two, just seems like ultra simping to me. especially the avatar thing. the point of an avatar is providing image association with a username right? why would you choose shit you fap to for that purpose ? is it because you want everyone else to fap to it? to see fap material everytime you post? to annoy people by projecting.your sexuality? representing yourself by your sexuality ? shit makes no sense

Mupepe · « **Reply #40 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:40:38 AM »

Jennifer Lawrence is hot

Vertigo · « **Reply #41 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:41:37 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 10:19:33 AM

At least the stupid obsession with Alison Brie is dead, I could never understand that one.

Me neither.

I imagine it was because she was 'kooky' and knew about slightly geeky things. Is in Community and of course she has big tits.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #42 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:42:52 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on January 04, 2013, 10:41:37 AM

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 10:19:33 AM
At least the stupid obsession with Alison Brie is dead, I could never understand that one.

Me neither.

I imagine it was because she was 'kooky' and knew about slightly geeky things. Is in Community and of course she has big tits.

Beezy · « **Reply #43 on:** January 04, 2013, 11:37:08 AM »

Emma Stone over this chick? Nah.

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 10:19:33 AM

At least the stupid obsession with Alison Brie is dead, I could never understand that one.

It's not. It'll be back whenever NBC decides to air the next season of Community.

Huff · « **Reply #44 on:** January 04, 2013, 12:13:02 PM »

Never heard of her, but brb going to check for upskirt pix

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #45 on:** January 04, 2013, 12:18:19 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 11:23:30 AM

She was so plain that her big tits couldn't do much. They weren't that big anyway. I don't watch Community and when I watch Mad Men I prefer Christina Hendricks.

I'm certainly not obsessed with Allison Brie, but this strikes me as nonsense. Perhaps the overzealous nature of Community fans propelled her to attention she otherwise doesn't deserve, but plain? That's crazy.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #46 on:** January 04, 2013, 12:31:49 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 12:22:20 PM

OK plain is harsh, but more on the pretty scale where you kind of notice but not really. Generic pretty would work I guess? Not sure. Do you know what I mean though?

Kind of. But my gut instinct is that lack of fawning over Allison Brie probably has more to do with your disdain of Community fans and less to do with Allison Brie's actual level of attractiveness. I'm not suggesting that she's the hottest person on TV by any stretch, but I have no problem stating that she's pretty fucking hot.

Beezy · « **Reply #47 on:** January 04, 2013, 12:57:50 PM »

Doesn't understand the Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Brie obsession. Loves Emma Stone. This thread is funny.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #48 on:** January 04, 2013, 01:38:51 PM »

Cute girl stars in a massive movie, seems kind of normal, BrandNew is confused why the internet cares. Huh.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #49 on:** January 04, 2013, 01:51:28 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 04, 2013, 10:11:30 AM

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Oh my fucking god dude.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #50 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:21:07 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 02:06:50 PM

I love her eyes and yes I have a thing for eyes like that.

Beezy · « **Reply #51 on:** January 04, 2013, 02:43:11 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 04, 2013, 02:06:50 PM

Quote from: Beezy on January 04, 2013, 12:57:50 PM
Doesn't understand the Jennifer Lawrence or Allison Brie obsession. Loves Emma Stone. This thread is funny.

You're saying they fall in the same category, correct? Which I assume is the "cute and has a vibrant personality with a huge internet following" category and to that I say, I dunno. Emma Stone just clicked with me, I think she's hot with an awesome body(talking Easy A Emma not newly size 2 Emma), I love her voice and I have a thing for voices, I love her eyes and yes I have a thing for eyes like that. Her personality is what I look for in a girl. Also I said before that I like Jennifer Lawrence, its just Alison Brie who I don't get.

Basically I don't understand the internet's obsession with girls I don't find attractive, so there.

Yeah, they all fall in the same category imo.

Mupepe · « **Reply #52 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:10:53 PM »

they make my dick hard when their tits jiggle. this doesn't have to be complicated

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:21:35 PM »

Quote from: Mupepe on January 04, 2013, 03:10:53 PM

they make my dick hard when their tits jiggle. this doesn't have to be complicated

But your dick gets hard when Jello jiggles.

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Mupepe · « **Reply #54 on:** January 04, 2013, 03:47:15 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 04, 2013, 03:21:35 PM

Quote from: Mupepe on January 04, 2013, 03:10:53 PM
they make my dick hard when their tits jiggle. this doesn't have to be complicated
But your dick gets hard when Jello jiggles.

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Sweet baby jesus! *boing*

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #55 on:** January 04, 2013, 05:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 04, 2013, 06:21:22 AM

I didn't think much of her until I saw the link prole and blutsu shared on FB.

?

chronovore · « **Reply #56 on:** January 04, 2013, 06:34:38 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 04, 2013, 02:46:47 AM

well aren't you the radical iconoclast, Brand New, not liking things that other people like

Mods, BN needs a new avatar-tag.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #57 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:20:59 PM »

She looked good in that awful First Class movie. Shes a good looking girl. Don't know whats not to get.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #58 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:24:18 PM »

I dunno but apparently someone threw around the o word in the thread on gaf.

(overweight)

Steve Contra · « **Reply #59 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:25:20 PM »

Haven't people said that about Kate Upton as well

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