Author Topic: I don't understand this jennifer lawrence obsession (Read 36121 times)

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #60 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:25:59 PM »

from malek's:

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holy blast from the past. is this chick in porn yet

people were like counting down till she turned 18

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #61 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:26:20 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 04, 2013, 07:24:18 PM

I dunno but apparently someone threw around the o word in the thread on gaf.

(overweight)

My friend also thinks she's fat, which really confuses me.

Especially since his gf is actually fat.

Robo · « **Reply #62 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:26:58 PM »

Double-icon Malek

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #63 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:27:36 PM »

Everyone is overweight compared to Kate Moss and Hollywood standards I guess.

Boogie · « **Reply #64 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:27:50 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2013, 05:52:19 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 04, 2013, 06:21:22 AM
I didn't think much of her until I saw the link prole and blutsu shared on FB.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/the-best-jennifer-lawrence-quotes-of-2012

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #65 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:43:02 PM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 03:05:29 AM

but I'm an Emma Stone guy so I guess YMMV

This is the line in the sand it seems. Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence. I'm totally #teamlawrence, and not just physical attraction I prefer her public persona over Stone.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #66 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:49:43 PM »

I would smash every woman who has been mentioned in this thread and if you wouldn't you are a damn fool! A fool!

Edit: or you're a member of the Seattle Shat Pack or something and you're too old.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #67 on:** January 04, 2013, 07:54:35 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46060036&postcount=395

Steve Contra · « **Reply #68 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:00:24 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 04, 2013, 07:49:43 PM

Edit: or you're a member of the Seattle Shat Pack or something and you're too old.

Or you're fistful and they're too old

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #69 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:04:17 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 04, 2013, 07:54:35 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=46060036&postcount=395

someone fucking cockpunch harson already

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #70 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:30:54 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 04, 2013, 07:25:59 PM

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holy blast from the past. is this chick in porn yet

people were like counting down till she turned 18

She shows tits and vag now and masturbates. She still tickles something inside me, 'dem tittays

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #71 on:** January 04, 2013, 08:53:19 PM »

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 04, 2013, 08:30:54 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 04, 2013, 07:25:59 PM
from malek's:
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holy blast from the past. is this chick in porn yet

people were like counting down till she turned 18

She shows tits and vag now and masturbates. She still tickles something inside me, 'dem tittays

whoa, need name

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #72 on:** January 04, 2013, 09:04:17 PM »

cosign

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #73 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:18:15 PM »

The things I would do to Jennifer Lawrence, Alison Brie, and Emma Stone

Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 04, 2013, 08:53:19 PM

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 04, 2013, 08:30:54 PM
Quote from: Don Flamenco on January 04, 2013, 07:25:59 PM
from malek's:
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holy blast from the past. is this chick in porn yet

people were like counting down till she turned 18

She shows tits and vag now and masturbates. She still tickles something inside me, 'dem tittays

whoa, need name

Christina Model. Also any pictures of her with big boobs are old, she got a breast reduction 4-5 years ago. A crime against God and humanity for sure :'(

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #74 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:24:01 PM »

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #75 on:** January 04, 2013, 10:40:19 PM »

christina model is hit as fuck now, do not google

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #76 on:** January 04, 2013, 11:39:23 PM »

Shit, leper Brandnew.

Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 04, 2013, 07:43:02 PM

This is the line in the sand it seems. Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence. I'm totally #teamlawrence, and not just physical attraction I prefer her public persona over Stone.

Why choose?

Beezy · « **Reply #77 on:** January 04, 2013, 11:48:02 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 04, 2013, 11:39:23 PM

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Shit, leper Brandnew.
Quote from: BlueTsunami on January 04, 2013, 07:43:02 PM
This is the line in the sand it seems. Emma Stone or Jennifer Lawrence. I'm totally #teamlawrence, and not just physical attraction I prefer her public persona over Stone.
Why choose?
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Cormacaroni · « **Reply #78 on:** January 05, 2013, 12:28:47 AM »

YOU'RE ALL WRONG

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tiesto · « **Reply #79 on:** January 05, 2013, 01:21:17 AM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 04, 2013, 07:49:43 PM

I would smash every woman who has been mentioned in this thread and if you wouldn't you are a damn fool! A fool!

Edit: or you're a member of the Seattle Shat Pack or something and you're too old.

Same here, yes even Zellewegger.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #80 on:** January 05, 2013, 01:31:41 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 05, 2013, 01:21:17 AM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 04, 2013, 07:49:43 PM
I would smash every woman who has been mentioned in this thread and if you wouldn't you are a damn fool! A fool!

Edit: or you're a member of the Seattle Shat Pack or something and you're too old.

Same here, yes even Zellewegger.

I'd give her something to squint about

Wait that came out wrong

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #81 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:11:00 AM »

Quote from: Vertigo on January 04, 2013, 08:31:30 AM

She sounds fun from her interviews and me as a black loves dem white girls with big boobs and a shapely bottoms.

Her ass and thighs in X men first class were

They were first class. That's still the only movie I've seen her in.

Vertigo · « **Reply #82 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:43:48 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 10:40:19 PM

christina model is hit as fuck now, do not google

Too late.

My eagerness was my downfall she looks utterly dreadful now.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #83 on:** January 05, 2013, 06:29:55 AM »

Quote from: Boogie on January 04, 2013, 07:27:50 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 04, 2013, 05:52:19 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 04, 2013, 06:21:22 AM
I didn't think much of her until I saw the link prole and blutsu shared on FB.

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http://www.buzzfeed.com/kmallikarjuna/the-best-jennifer-lawrence-quotes-of-2012

Yeah, that. I was on a slow phone and couldn't find the link in time. I had no idea she was actually a bro, no wonder the bore is into her. <3

But I wonder whether that's real or a facade aimed to attract a different slice of fans. With the nerdy/quirky personality trending, I don't know what's real or not anymore.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #84 on:** January 05, 2013, 06:40:02 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 05, 2013, 01:31:41 AM

Quote from: tiesto on January 05, 2013, 01:21:17 AM
Quote from: Barry Egan on January 04, 2013, 07:49:43 PM
I would smash every woman who has been mentioned in this thread and if you wouldn't you are a damn fool! A fool!

Edit: or you're a member of the Seattle Shat Pack or something and you're too old.

Same here, yes even Zellewegger.

I'd give her something to squint about

Wait that came out wrong

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #85 on:** January 05, 2013, 10:01:56 AM »

Quote from: BrandNew on January 04, 2013, 10:40:19 PM

christina model is hit as fuck now, do not google

some of it's okay, but yeah, has the dead look of someone who decided to do porn from a young age and has been stuck in that world since

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #86 on:** January 05, 2013, 01:03:59 PM »

I don't think she's fake, given where she comes from. I just want to know if she fucks brothas

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #87 on:** January 05, 2013, 01:16:40 PM »

Is she famous
Is she fake
Is she fappable
Is she fascinating
Is she fat
Is she faultless

Is she a fad
Is she a farter
Is she a favorite on tumblr
Is she a fan of brothas in flannel

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #88 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:11:22 PM »

Yeah, I can totally see her holding a BCC. Those small eyes remind me of someone squinting in preparation of huge BBC facial too.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #89 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:15:55 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 05, 2013, 01:53:42 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 05, 2013, 01:03:59 PM
I don't think she's fake, given where she comes from. I just want to know if she fucks brothas

I dunno, I think she does. For some reason I see "Cave Bitch" written all over her.

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 05, 2013, 02:11:22 PM

Yeah, I can totally see her holding a BCC. Those small eyes remind me of someone squinting in preparation of huge BBC facial too.

Beezy · « **Reply #90 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:20:02 PM »

I'd introduce her to my parents.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #91 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:20:53 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 05, 2013, 02:20:02 PM

I'd introduce her to my parents.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #92 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:23:33 PM »

Fwiw I meant to say big black cock *not* big Caucasian cock. Everyone knows the latter is a myth.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #93 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:29:13 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 05, 2013, 02:23:33 PM

Fwiw I meant to say big black cock *not* big Caucasian cock. Everyone knows the latter is a myth.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #94 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:38:33 PM »

this whole thread is just confusing to me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #95 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:40:46 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 05, 2013, 02:38:33 PM

this whole thread is just confusing to me

Barry Egan · « **Reply #96 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:49:38 PM »

btw silver linings playbook is a pretty funny movie.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #97 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:52:03 PM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 05, 2013, 02:20:02 PM

I'd introduce her to my parents.

"Beezy child of god, boom, she lookin crawb up. You luddy"

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #98 on:** January 05, 2013, 02:54:35 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 05, 2013, 02:49:38 PM

btw silver linings playbook is a pretty funny movie.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #99 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:10:23 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 05, 2013, 03:06:16 PM

Why is she obsessed with peeing?

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 05, 2013, 03:06:16 PM

EDIT: I also refuse to watch her interview on Ellen cause every time anyone I like shows up on Ellen's show they annoy me and I go flaccid for em from then on. I'm keeping my boner thank you.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #100 on:** January 05, 2013, 03:38:55 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 05, 2013, 03:32:14 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 05, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
Fwiw I meant to say big black cock *not* big Caucasian cock. Everyone knows the latter is a myth.

Wrong.

Bloodwake · « **Reply #101 on:** January 05, 2013, 04:20:48 PM »

I would probably fuck any of the aforementioned women in this thread.

So yeah, I can understand the obsession.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #102 on:** January 05, 2013, 04:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Bloodwake on January 05, 2013, 04:20:48 PM

I would probably fuck any of the aforementioned women in this thread.

So yeah, I can understand the obsession.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #103 on:** January 05, 2013, 04:31:10 PM »

A thread bitching about Jennifer Lawrence obsession led to Malek becoming obsessed with Jennifer Lawrence. Irony.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #104 on:** January 05, 2013, 04:33:04 PM »

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #105 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:03:35 PM »

Malek

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #106 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:07:36 PM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #107 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:13:08 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #108 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:20:08 PM »

seriously Malek you will like that movie. It is the feel-good (about depression) movie of 2012.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #109 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:30:05 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #110 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:32:43 PM »

Icon ~~flannel boy~~ Malek

Oh wait

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #111 on:** January 05, 2013, 05:36:49 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 05:32:43 PM

Icon ~~flannel boy~~ Malek

Oh wait

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 05, 2013, 05:34:47 PM

Why is Kosma not an Icon yet? Seems like he'd be a shoe-in.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #112 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:18:19 PM »

I'm going to fucking shiv you

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #113 on:** January 05, 2013, 07:45:29 PM »

Beezy · « **Reply #114 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:04:13 PM »

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #115 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:08:20 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 05, 2013, 05:34:47 PM

Why is Kosma not an Icon yet? Seems like he'd be a shoe-in.

Im on the short list that I made up

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #116 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:10:37 PM »

Arvie, from now on all your posts should be Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

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Including your NSFW ones.

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chronovore · « **Reply #117 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:34:36 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 05, 2013, 03:32:14 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 05, 2013, 02:23:33 PM
Fwiw I meant to say big black cock *not* big Caucasian cock. Everyone knows the latter is a myth.

Wrong.

Plus, yours has a 160 IQ.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #118 on:** January 05, 2013, 08:53:51 PM »

I don't know, the biggest cock in the world is owned by a chubby white guy:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #119 on:** January 05, 2013, 09:33:15 PM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on January 05, 2013, 08:08:20 PM

Im on the short list that I made up

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 05, 2013, 08:10:37 PM

Arvie, from now on all your posts should be Jennifer Lawrence gifs.

Quote from: chronovore on January 05, 2013, 08:34:36 PM

Plus, yours has a 160 IQ.

Quote from: The Experiment on January 05, 2013, 08:53:51 PM

I don't know, the biggest cock in the world is owned by a chubby white guy:

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Author Topic: I don't understand this jennifer lawrence obsession (Read 36121 times)