Author Topic: I don't understand this jennifer lawrence obsession (Read 36108 times)

Beezy · « **Reply #120 on:** January 05, 2013, 11:59:42 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on January 05, 2013, 08:53:51 PM

I don't know, the biggest cock in the world is owned by a chubby white guy:

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why do you know this and how big

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #121 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:01:50 AM »

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #122 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:02:31 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 05, 2013, 11:59:42 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on January 05, 2013, 08:53:51 PM
I don't know, the biggest cock in the world is owned by a chubby white guy:

(Image removed from quote.)
why do you know this and how big

I stumbled across this...by accident.

It's 9.5 inches soft and 13.5 inches erect.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #123 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:12:48 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #124 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:16:46 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 05, 2013, 11:59:42 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on January 05, 2013, 08:53:51 PM
I don't know, the biggest cock in the world is owned by a chubby white guy:

(Image removed from quote.)
why do you know this and how big

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #125 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:22:17 AM »

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #126 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:31:37 AM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 06, 2013, 12:22:17 AM

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Beezy · « **Reply #127 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:34:22 AM »

I thought Himu was our resident wrestling gif expert.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #128 on:** January 06, 2013, 12:36:33 AM »

Quote from: Beezy on January 06, 2013, 12:34:22 AM

I thought Himu was our resident wrestling gif expert.

Beezy · « **Reply #129 on:** January 18, 2013, 11:41:41 PM »

She's hosting SNL this weekend, brehs.

chronovore · « **Reply #130 on:** January 19, 2013, 12:17:01 PM »

AJ is so cute, she almost rekindles my interest in wrestling.

Yeti · « **Reply #131 on:** January 19, 2013, 10:56:14 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

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chronovore · « **Reply #132 on:** January 21, 2013, 03:26:29 AM »

That pic answers the thread's subject; truly a pic worth a thousand words.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #133 on:** January 21, 2013, 11:09:20 PM »

fuck me

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #134 on:** January 21, 2013, 11:16:11 PM »

Always thought she looked better as a blonde and with some color in her cheeks.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #135 on:** February 25, 2013, 01:45:54 AM »

Amy Poehler?

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #136 on:** February 25, 2013, 02:07:32 AM »

Quote from: Ben Kingsley on February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 AM

OK I think I hate this chick too. pretends too hard to be a cutesy little normal klutz. girls think 'ohhh she's just like me', internet simp musketeers wanna protect her and buy into her faux humility. behind that chubby, dazed slightly reminiscent of that ugly comedian Amy chick face there lies a mind like a steel trap. fuck er

or maybe she is actually a nice person but you're a cynical fuck determined to find the worst in everything, especially in regard to rich attractive young women who won't sleep with you

let's hold a giant popularity contest on the internet to see which view people think is correct

oh it appears you have lost by 100 million to one

chronovore · « **Reply #137 on:** February 25, 2013, 02:40:18 AM »

Maybe some decaf is in order, C?

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #138 on:** February 25, 2013, 02:43:26 AM »

Quote from: Brandnew

her esquire shoot for some reason just makes me think "wow her vag must smell something fierce"

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #139 on:** February 25, 2013, 02:50:23 AM »

Quote from: chronovore on February 25, 2013, 02:40:18 AM

Maybe some decaf is in order, C?

maybe some not being a misogynist asshole is in order for Mr Kingsley

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #140 on:** February 25, 2013, 03:05:10 AM »

She seems genuinly nice, wtf is wrong with you guys.

Maybe thats just intimidating for some here and its easier to think she is a bitch?

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #141 on:** February 25, 2013, 03:13:22 AM »

I take it back! I started to follow her more and she's amazing. SLP was great and she was incredible in it.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #142 on:** February 25, 2013, 03:43:50 AM »

is there an Oscar category for best animated gif yet

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #143 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:17:35 AM »

BrandNew:

Ben:

Cormac:

Ben:

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #144 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:19:03 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on February 25, 2013, 03:43:50 AM

is there an Oscar category for best animated gif yet

Best Live-Action GIF is more prestigious.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #145 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:30:14 AM »

Quote from: Premium Lager on February 25, 2013, 03:05:10 AM

She seems genuinly nice, wtf is wrong with you guys.

Maybe thats just intimidating for some here and its easier to think she is a bitch?

She is quite down to earth, which isn't surprising considering where she is from. It's not her fault that everything she says is fawned over by Buzzfeed and tumblr. Typically only divas get this type of hype, it's cool to see a regular chick get some love. It's not an act. She reminds me of Ashley Judd, who didn't have twitter recording her in the 90s

Positive Touch · « **Reply #146 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:33:53 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 02:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ben Kingsley on February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 AM
OK I think I hate this chick too. pretends too hard to be a cutesy little normal klutz. girls think 'ohhh she's just like me', internet simp musketeers wanna protect her and buy into her faux humility. behind that chubby, dazed slightly reminiscent of that ugly comedian Amy chick face there lies a mind like a steel trap. fuck er

or maybe she is actually a nice person but you're a cynical fuck determined to find the worst in everything, especially in regard to rich attractive young women who won't sleep with you

let's hold a giant popularity contest on the internet to see which view people think is correct

oh it appears you have lost by 100 million to one

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #147 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:53:48 AM »

The only one I don't fuck with is Emma Stone. All she does is remind me that Lohan was way hotter and more talented. I hate it had to be her

Stewart meh. Never seen any of her movies. Then again I don't think I've seen an Emma Stone film either

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #148 on:** February 25, 2013, 11:20:16 AM »

j law is try hard the girl

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #149 on:** February 25, 2013, 11:24:41 AM »

bigges penis in world guy ok

Sausage · « **Reply #150 on:** February 25, 2013, 11:38:45 AM »

Honeslty I don't think J law is that good of an actress.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #151 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:19:43 PM »

Easy A sounds too much like Mean Girls, which makes me even more angry.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #152 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:22:14 PM »

easy a is nothing like mean girls maurice

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #153 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:24:16 PM »

A high school drama/comedy narrated by a red head, with a sassy gay character? All Stone does is mock Lohan, fuck this shit

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #154 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:32:29 PM »

You're literally the only person in the world taking Lindsay Lohan's side

she fucking sucks

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #155 on:** February 25, 2013, 12:32:45 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on February 25, 2013, 11:24:41 AM

bigges penis in world guy ok

god really wasted "world's biggest dick" on that guy

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #156 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:29:47 PM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on February 25, 2013, 02:35:20 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2013, 09:53:48 AM
The only one I don't fuck with is Emma Stone. All she does is remind me that Lohan was way hotter and more talented. I hate it had to be her

Stewart meh. Never seen any of her movies. Then again I don't think I've seen an Emma Stone film either

Lohan on her best day did not display more talent than Emma Stone. Slightly cuter at her Mean Girls peak, but that's it.

GTFO

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #157 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:32:44 PM »

mean girls lohan is hot as fuck, but cmon, looking at her in that movie with the sort of context we have now is depressing and feels like I'm wanting to jerk it to a corpse now

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #158 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:33:13 PM »

Pd is right.

Lohan has that raw sex appeal Stone will never have.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #159 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:34:50 PM »

nicca you dumb

Stone's eyes, her raspy voice, and her milky delicious skin is omg

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #160 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:35:55 PM »

Were talking at the peak BN.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #161 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:44:29 PM »

Emma Stone looks is a 6/10 talent in a 7/10 body. I would Bepbo her if she approached me at a bar drunk

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #162 on:** February 25, 2013, 04:47:28 PM »

Stone has vanilla written all over her face and eyes. As people said she doesn't have the raw energy Lohan had and never will.

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2013, 04:44:29 PM

Emma Stone looks is a 6/10 talent in a 7/10 body. I would Bepbo her if she approached me at a bar drunk

Bepbo'd.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #163 on:** February 25, 2013, 05:26:03 PM »

I hate you all

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #164 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:01:11 PM »

I would have sex with her?

TEEEPO · « **Reply #165 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:08:24 PM »

great, this thread has made me in love with j law

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #166 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:08:38 PM »

She would make your banana stand.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #167 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:29:56 PM »

he'd play the latest Beach House album and theyd talk about their ~emotions~

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #168 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:31:40 PM »

BrandNew is a pimp.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #169 on:** February 25, 2013, 06:54:51 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 02:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ben Kingsley on February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 AM
OK I think I hate this chick too. pretends too hard to be a cutesy little normal klutz. girls think 'ohhh she's just like me', internet simp musketeers wanna protect her and buy into her faux humility. behind that chubby, dazed slightly reminiscent of that ugly comedian Amy chick face there lies a mind like a steel trap. fuck er

or maybe she is actually a nice person but you're a cynical fuck determined to find the worst in everything, especially in regard to rich attractive young women who won't sleep with you

let's hold a giant popularity contest on the internet to see which view people think is correct

oh it appears you have lost by 100 million to one

So much fuckin' real talk

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #170 on:** February 25, 2013, 07:09:20 PM »

JLaw > Stone

JLaw seems like she has more of a bite. She'll fucken make you feel like shit and smile about. Stone is all wackydoodle sarcasm. Which is cute but that shit don't hit the spot.

chronovore · « **Reply #171 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:06:40 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on February 25, 2013, 04:44:29 PM

Emma Stone looks is a 6/10 talent in a 7/10 body. I would Bepbo her if she approached me at a bar drunk

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #172 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:29:58 PM »

SMH Bepbo.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #173 on:** February 25, 2013, 08:47:58 PM »

I will defend my Madam Stone to the ends of the earf

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #174 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:04:08 PM »

J Law seems like she'd make you feel better about prematurely ejaculating. I can just imagine her saying something funny to make the situation better. Then when you go down on her she'd apologize for not shaving in a month

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #175 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:18:51 PM »

ITT: DUDES BEIN CHOOSEY ABOUT IMPOSSIBLE SITUATIONS

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #176 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:43:14 PM »

Let us DREAM

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #177 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:55:21 PM »

There was a girl in my drinking group on Friday who was prettier than both J-Law and Stone (she was kinda with one of the dudes, I dunno).

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #178 on:** February 25, 2013, 09:56:40 PM »

Go for it, bro

"kinda" means you can tap with no guilt

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #179 on:** February 25, 2013, 10:23:09 PM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on February 25, 2013, 02:07:32 AM

Quote from: Ben Kingsley on February 25, 2013, 01:38:41 AM
OK I think I hate this chick too. pretends too hard to be a cutesy little normal klutz. girls think 'ohhh she's just like me', internet simp musketeers wanna protect her and buy into her faux humility. behind that chubby, dazed slightly reminiscent of that ugly comedian Amy chick face there lies a mind like a steel trap. fuck er

or maybe she is actually a nice person but you're a cynical fuck determined to find the worst in everything, especially in regard to rich attractive young women who won't sleep with you

let's hold a giant popularity contest on the internet to see which view people think is correct

oh it appears you have lost by 100 million to one

THE ETHER. good god.

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Author Topic: I don't understand this jennifer lawrence obsession (Read 36108 times)