Author Topic: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick (Read 8220 times)

Howard Alan Treesong · « **on:** January 07, 2013, 06:26:53 PM »

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/

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BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #1 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:31:23 PM »

Wanna change my dick, my dick, my dick!

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #2 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:32:56 PM »

Orinoco Dick easy frontunner for Song of the Year 2013

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/orinoco-dick-bonus-track

"From Peru to Cebu, hear the power of my dick"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #3 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:34:02 PM »

disappointed by the lack of My Clique

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #4 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:34:06 PM »

I...I just can't. This is... oh my God.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #5 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:36:46 PM »

No hell below my dick
Above my dick only sky

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #6 on:** January 07, 2013, 06:40:48 PM »

A celebration
So spread my dick

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #7 on:** January 07, 2013, 07:12:22 PM »

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/dont-go-breaking-my-dick-duet-with-gordon-merrick

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #8 on:** January 07, 2013, 07:48:17 PM »

http://mydickband.bandcamp.com/track/piano-dick

It's Dick O'Clock, on a Mydick day
Regular dicks shuffle in
There's an old dick, sitting next to me
Makin' love to his My Dick and Gin

He says "Son, can you play my dick a memory?
I'm not really sure how it dicks.
My dick's sad and it's sweet and I knewed it complete
when I wore a younger dick's clothes."

Oh, dick de dick, diddy dick
de dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Piano Dick
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feeling my dick

Now my dick at the bar is a friend of mine
He gets me my dicks for free
My dick's quick with a joke, or to light up his smoke
But there's some place my dick would rather be

He says "Bill, I believe my dick's killin' me,"
as my dick ran away from his face,
"Well, I'm sure my dick could be a movie star,
if my dick could get out of my dick."

Oh, dick de dick, diddy dick
de dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, we're all in the mood for a melodick
And you've got us feeling my dick

Now my dick is a my dick novelist
never had time for a wife
My Dick's talkin' to Davy
My Dick's in the Navy
And probably will be for life

And My Dick is practicing politics
as a Mydick Man slowly gets stoned
Well, they're sharing a dick they call loneliness
but it's better than my dick alone

Oh, dick dee dick, diddy dick
dee dick diddy diiiiiiiiick dick
dick dick dick

Sing us a song, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, my dick's the mood for a melody
And you've got my dick feelin' all right

It's a pretty good crowd for a Mydick Day
and my dick gives me a smile
'cause he's knows it's my dick they've been comin' to see
to forget about their dicks for a while

And my dick, it sounds like a carnival
and my dick, it smells like a beer
and my dicks at the bar, they put bread in my dick
and say "Dick, what are you doin' here?"

Oh, la la da, dee dee dick
de dick, diddy dick
dick dick diiiiiiick

Sing us my dick, you're the Mydick Man
Sing us my dick tonight
Well, my dick's in the mood for a melody
And you've got us feelin' my dick

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #9 on:** January 07, 2013, 07:57:35 PM »

What the shit dick?

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #10 on:** January 07, 2013, 08:06:16 PM »

They missed some really good Police covers:

Every Dick You Take
Wrapped Around My Dick
Every Little Thing My Dick Does Is Magic
My Dick In A Bottle
Walking On My Dick
De Do Do Do, De Dick Dick Dick

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #11 on:** January 07, 2013, 08:07:52 PM »

Gotta save something for the second album.

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #12 on:** January 07, 2013, 10:18:29 PM »

Quote

He says "Bill, I believe my dick's killin' me,"
as my dick ran away from his face,
"Well, I'm sure my dick could be a movie star,
if my dick could get out of my dick."

The Sceneman · « **Reply #13 on:** January 07, 2013, 11:11:08 PM »

Fields of Dick

The Sceneman · « **Reply #14 on:** January 07, 2013, 11:21:10 PM »

Dick in Heaven

fuck this album is too good

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #15 on:** January 08, 2013, 12:43:39 AM »

dick in heaven is beautiful

benjipwns · « **Reply #16 on:** January 08, 2013, 12:53:52 AM »

All I can say is that my dick is pretty dick.
I like watching my dick gather dick.
And all my dick can do is just dick some dick for two.
And state my dick of view, my dick's not sane.

My dick's not saaaaaaaaane.

benjipwns · « **Reply #17 on:** January 08, 2013, 12:59:17 AM »

What's Up, My Dick?

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #18 on:** January 08, 2013, 05:47:18 AM »

No Dick is dick city.

Bebpo · « **Reply #19 on:** January 08, 2013, 05:54:10 AM »

Ok, this is great.

Groogrux · « **Reply #20 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:13:13 AM »

This might be the greatest thing ever.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #21 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:13:45 AM »

Ironic Dick combines their lyrical prowess with Alanis' PMS. So... Beautiful...

Groogrux · « **Reply #22 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:17:56 AM »

Would you hold my dick,
If you saw it in heaven?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:18:52 AM »

Fast Dick

Finally, the song can stop being a bummer.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:20:05 AM »

It's not merely swapping words that floors me, but his delivery...

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** January 08, 2013, 11:23:09 AM »

My Dick's Double Full-Length Release for Album of the Year.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #26 on:** January 08, 2013, 12:06:30 PM »

for dick of the dick

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #27 on:** January 08, 2013, 12:56:35 PM »

I'm gonna harden my dick
I'm gonna swallow my dick

Feel my dick rise
When you kiss my dick
Among the fields of dick

also I think Dick in Heaven could supplant the Mr. Show sketch as the go-to takedown of that horrible song

Huff · « **Reply #28 on:** January 08, 2013, 01:25:24 PM »

Piano Dick is my personal fav. Going to spam this on facebook

Spurgeon · « **Reply #29 on:** January 08, 2013, 01:59:21 PM »

The voice of a generation.

Here's an interview: http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-01-01/frisky-qa-new-band-my-dick-replaces-popular-song-lyrics-with-my-dick/

Quote

There were quite a few which didn’t make the cut as well, including some favorites of mine, “Invisible Dick,” “Kokomo-Dick,” and “Cum On Feel My Dick.”

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #30 on:** January 08, 2013, 02:11:50 PM »

The next album should have Dick Me Maybe and Dick to Rise.

benjipwns · « **Reply #31 on:** January 08, 2013, 02:51:57 PM »

there's a dick outside your window
and it's a dick of dread and fear

and my dick won't be in africa this christmas time
and the greatest dick they'll get this year is life

DO THEY KNOW IT'S MY DICK TIME AT ALL?

feeeeeeeeddddddd myyyyy diccckkkkk

LET THEM KNOW IT'S MY DICK TIME

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #32 on:** January 08, 2013, 03:03:47 PM »

I don't why I shared this on FB, not only did it not get a single like or comment, but I got a scathing PM from someone for posting it. I can also swear I lost a few friends.

Doesn't matter, still worth it.

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #33 on:** January 08, 2013, 03:17:01 PM »

yeah, most people I've shown this to have found it INCREDIBLY MOVINGLY HILARIOUS

but a few just shrug it off and are like, "I don't see what the big deal is"

spoiler (click to show/hide)

clearly not looking at MY DICK

[close]

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #34 on:** January 08, 2013, 03:52:20 PM »

Shaka: "Hey guys check out My Dick!"

Shaka's Friends: *unfriend*

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 08, 2013, 08:53:23 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 08, 2013, 02:11:50 PM

The next album should have Dick Me Maybe and Dick to Rise.

Win.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #36 on:** January 08, 2013, 09:20:58 PM »

The opening to Baker Dick is incredible

The Sceneman · « **Reply #37 on:** January 08, 2013, 09:38:55 PM »

I know, I've had it stuck in my head all morning :'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #38 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM »

I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.

TakingBackSunday · « **Reply #39 on:** January 08, 2013, 10:49:28 PM »

jesus. wut

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #40 on:** January 09, 2013, 12:44:21 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM

I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.

Challenge accepted.

My mom never listens to lyrics.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #41 on:** January 09, 2013, 12:50:27 AM »

My mom can't comprehend what singers are saying if the song was released after 1989; that's like her musical comprehension cut off year. I'm definitely playing this album next time I go to their house to fix something

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #42 on:** January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM »

Haha, Bore bros saving me face.

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 08, 2013, 03:41:47 PM

Seriously?

Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.

Groogrux · « **Reply #43 on:** January 09, 2013, 07:10:06 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM

Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.

Some people have no sense of humor.

Positive Touch · « **Reply #44 on:** January 09, 2013, 07:18:57 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on January 09, 2013, 04:51:45 AM

Haha, Bore bros saving me face.

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 08, 2013, 03:41:47 PM
Seriously?

Yeah, this is what happens when a lot of your university acquaintances are young Christians who's life goal is to travel the world and spread the word of god. I was basically chastised for having her god-praising timeline disrupted by My Dick.

i swear most of my family has me on ignore on facebook because i of what i post

Reb · « **Reply #45 on:** January 09, 2013, 07:36:42 AM »

About facebook Boreo's: I keep seeing obvious bore-bro's popping up in the suggestions, but I don't know who they are on the Board.
Shaka, send me a list of all people you can name!

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #46 on:** January 09, 2013, 10:22:26 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 08, 2013, 10:21:26 PM

I'm very curious whether someone, preferably an older person, would recognize what was going on if you played this album at medium volume during a dinner party.

I had it on yesterday - wife was humming along blissfully unaware until I asked if she liked My Dick

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #47 on:** January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM »

And her response?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #48 on:** January 10, 2013, 10:56:36 AM »

I don't really get it, tbh. is the joke that boys enjoy discussing their penises and like to inject them into conversations even where they're not relevant?

ferrarimanf355 · « **Reply #49 on:** January 10, 2013, 11:03:39 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 08, 2013, 09:38:55 PM

I know, I've had a dick in my head all morning :'(

Fixed for ya.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #50 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:30:13 PM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on January 10, 2013, 10:56:36 AM

I don't really get it, tbh. is the joke that boys enjoy discussing their penises and like to inject them into conversations even where they're not relevant?

Everything's better with dick.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #51 on:** January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM

And her response?

She ignored my dick

And then got my dick to do some chores

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #52 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:00:07 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?

And then got my dick to do some chores

Tell us more about these...chores.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #53 on:** January 10, 2013, 02:11:00 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 10, 2013, 02:00:07 PM

Quote from: DCharlieJP on January 10, 2013, 01:59:12 PM
Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 09, 2013, 11:57:52 AM
And her response?

And then got my dick to do some chores

Tell us more about these...chores.

He shafted his chores, which involved dick. While his wife did squat, he dicked around with his tool until Wang came over.

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Author Topic: Can't start a fire without my dick This dick's for hire Just dancing in my dick (Read 8220 times)