I dunno, am I supposed to make special allowances for devs with disabillities?
Why can't Nintendo make one fucking exciting thing these last two gens. Swear to god. Just make one game that will make me see you've put in work you fuckers.
Surely creating the first motion-sensing controller,
while marrying it to its most iconic d-pad and two-button controller type, and incorporating that into traditional gameplay models in SMB, and plugging it into an actual steering wheel counts for something? I mean, what counts as exciting? You're listing the technical...
Jesus, the sumo on the TV right now has the hugest fucking ass. Just a giant wall of caucasian flesh, more ass than any heterosexual man was ever meant to see. The newscasters are making a big deal out of his bad knee. You want to know where that bad knee came from? Look about 70cm higher, to Hadrian's Wall, there. Jesus.
I've lost my train of thought.
honestly, I got the tiniest bit excited when I read it was a 3D pokemon, finally.
then I saw the trailer and realize it's the same game, just with polygonal graphics.
