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Steve Contra

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Hair>Guns
« on: January 08, 2013, 12:34:08 PM »
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2013, 12:50:30 PM »
If hair becomes outlawed, then only outlaws will have hair.
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ToxicAdam

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #2 on: January 08, 2013, 01:40:40 PM »
I don't want to ban all hair, just hairstyles that can kill more effectively.

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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #3 on: January 08, 2013, 01:55:20 PM »
we need to ban clips that can hold a full ponytail. no one needs more styling than you get from a barrette.
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #4 on: January 08, 2013, 02:01:02 PM »
I told you idiots that if someone wanted to kill a person that they'd find a way.
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #5 on: January 08, 2013, 07:06:23 PM »
If only there has been a good guy with concealed carry dreadlocks to stop him.  :'(
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2013, 07:57:50 PM »
You can bet the sales of Soul Glo are gonna go through the roof.
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2013, 08:03:46 PM »
Hair doesn't kill people. People kill people.
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Brehvolution

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #8 on: January 08, 2013, 08:08:18 PM »
People with hair.
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Steve Contra

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #9 on: January 08, 2013, 08:10:19 PM »
If we just gave everybody dreadlocks this wouldn't happen.  We've been brainwashed by the liberal media and their shampoo advertisers.
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #10 on: January 08, 2013, 08:20:52 PM »
The Kingston Strangler is dreaded all over the world.
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Brehvolution

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #11 on: January 08, 2013, 08:31:42 PM »
With Troy Polomanu's hair, you could knock people out and hide the body.
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Howard Alan Treesong

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #12 on: January 08, 2013, 08:59:31 PM »
why didn't we listen

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Human Snorenado

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #13 on: January 08, 2013, 09:15:32 PM »
Clearly, we should station men with dreadlocks in every school.
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #14 on: January 08, 2013, 09:17:09 PM »
That's why I never go downtown, hair is dangerous
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Phoenix Dark

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #15 on: January 08, 2013, 11:36:42 PM »
You know what's more dangerous than guns and hair? Asking a woman if she's wearing a weave
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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #16 on: January 09, 2013, 12:45:00 AM »
Next, they'll come for the hair clinics, and you'll have to get a license for Rogaine, just to maintain what you've already got.
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Joe Molotov

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #17 on: January 09, 2013, 05:48:23 AM »
Most people who carry a wig for self-defense end up getting their wig snatched and used against them.
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Human Snorenado

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Re: Hair>Guns
« Reply #18 on: January 09, 2013, 08:56:57 AM »
I for one am just disgusted by people trying to politicize the issue- it's disrespectful to all the victims out there.
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