Author Topic: Crocodile Dundee is OLD (Read 3927 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** January 15, 2013, 04:05:53 PM »

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Timber · « **Reply #1 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:10:40 PM »

Thought this dude was dead, tbh.

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #2 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:11:37 PM »

I guess this means were old too $:-\$

etiolate · « **Reply #3 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:26:26 PM »

botox makes you fugly when you get old

betty white/maggie smith/ hellen mirren >>>> botoxicunts

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #4 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:36:58 PM »

Is that the same girl? $:-\$

Botox is horrible.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #5 on:** January 15, 2013, 04:38:16 PM »

He's also a tax evader

Huff · « **Reply #6 on:** January 15, 2013, 05:00:24 PM »

The first two movies are automatic watches when I see them on the tube.

He's not looking that great

Rman · « **Reply #7 on:** January 15, 2013, 05:24:09 PM »

Aging sucks

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #8 on:** January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM »

Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM

Whoa the girl did age well

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** January 15, 2013, 10:57:03 PM »

too bad the real Dundee is in a grave, cut down by SWAT in his prime because he wouldn't be disarmed, a damn shame.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #10 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:11:34 PM »

Quote from: drew on January 15, 2013, 10:57:03 PM

too bad the real Dundee is in a grave, cut down by SWAT in his prime because he wouldn't be disarmed, a damn shame.

He was "cut down" by a police constable, after he ambushed and killed the constable's partner. Prior to this, he shot at two houses and was heard saying that Freemasons had kidnapped his two sons. While all this occurred, he was suffering from amphetamine intoxication.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #11 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:16:51 PM »

drew

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #12 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:18:37 PM »

thread redeemed, and drew's inevitable fate revealed

jiji · « **Reply #13 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:41:06 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on January 15, 2013, 04:18:25 PM

If aging well means getting collagen and botox blasted into your face with a super soaker then i agree

The hands don't lie.

etiolate · « **Reply #14 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:42:21 PM »

it's like there's a game of dig-dug going on under her skin

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM

Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women

jiji · « **Reply #16 on:** January 15, 2013, 11:58:42 PM »

He's in his 70s. He was almost 50 when the first movie came out. His first marriage was in 1958.

Dude's old.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #17 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:15:00 AM »

http://www.reuters.com/article/2010/11/24/us-paulhogan-tax-idUSTRE6AN0TB20101124

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:15:10 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women (Image removed from quote.)

Dude, ok. But wtf? Her face is fucking busted. That shit shouldn't be attractive unless you're a fucking silicon man or some shit.

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #19 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:16:47 AM »

maybe his eyesight is bad from aging and she just inflated her face so he could see her more clearly

Yeti · « **Reply #20 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:41:39 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 15, 2013, 11:48:00 PM

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on January 15, 2013, 09:19:10 PM
Quote from: Borys on January 15, 2013, 04:14:24 PM
Whoa the girl did age well

Jesus Christ... you're joking, right? Tell me you're joking.

She's more attractive now, I agree with Borys. But I'm biased towards older women (Image removed from quote.)

she looks like one of those V for Vendetta masks melted onto her face?

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #21 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:44:18 AM »

Giant botox lips + puffy botox cheeks = NOPE

Huff · « **Reply #22 on:** January 16, 2013, 12:55:15 AM »

I'm not convinced that's the same woman

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #23 on:** January 16, 2013, 01:01:42 AM »

hey now, don't talk shit about Wifey

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chronovore · « **Reply #24 on:** January 16, 2013, 02:10:56 AM »

Quote from: Cormacaroni on January 15, 2013, 11:18:37 PM

thread redeemed, and drew's inevitable fate revealed

Oh, man. And with the knife.

(Yes, Drew. I know you claim to have sold them all. I know a ruse when I smell one.)

bork · « **Reply #25 on:** January 16, 2013, 09:06:09 AM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #26 on:** January 16, 2013, 09:17:09 AM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 15, 2013, 04:05:53 PM

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bloody sploicers

T234 · « **Reply #27 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:06:50 AM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 16, 2013, 01:01:42 AM

hey now, don't talk shit about Wifey
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Agreed!

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #28 on:** January 25, 2013, 04:24:09 AM »

Gettin' there honey

Yeti · « **Reply #29 on:** January 25, 2013, 07:51:32 AM »

I would say "Kill it with fire", but it looks like that's already been attempted.

duckman2000 · « **Reply #30 on:** January 25, 2013, 06:57:22 PM »

I'll give the first Crocodile Dundee movie, or its director, credit for having the good taste of focusing on the badunkadunk in a time when big tits and no hips were all the rage.

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Author Topic: Crocodile Dundee is OLD (Read 3927 times)