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Verdigris Murder

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The sex LAN.
« on: January 19, 2013, 05:12:21 PM »
Guys, I really like LAN, and I have a question about sex to posit into her brain.

Is it okay for a girl to want to suck a guys nipples?
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Verdigris Murder

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The sex LAN.
« Reply #1 on: January 19, 2013, 05:13:12 PM »
She's never been with a female sexually ofc.
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Madrun Badrun

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #2 on: January 19, 2013, 05:16:40 PM »
I don't know what is happening here but would like to hear more.

Verdigris Murder

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The sex LAN.
« Reply #3 on: January 19, 2013, 05:28:53 PM »
It was cold night.

Amirox and the handsome blond guy/girl

All men need warmth.....................and it started with a silent motion from the handsome blond.

(Blond needs a background: handsome/beautiful, brilliant at fencing, maths & forums)

Something about whispered maidens into one the protagonists between creamy cheeks !
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Momo

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #4 on: January 19, 2013, 05:31:03 PM »
If I had a time machine, I would tell the me of two minutes ago not to click this thread

parallax

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #5 on: January 19, 2013, 05:31:11 PM »
everytime i try to read one of your posts i fear that theres a gas leak nearby.

but anyway, have you tried talking to her?

Lan

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #6 on: January 19, 2013, 05:34:36 PM »
I felt like I need to comment.

Yes, let her lick your nipples. You might like it.

Lay off the drugs tho...

Cerveza mas fina

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #7 on: January 19, 2013, 05:37:59 PM »
What the fuck is this

Verdigris Murder

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The sex LAN.
« Reply #8 on: January 19, 2013, 05:41:07 PM »
A draft wafted over opiates pronounced left eyebrow, half asleep he fought off the angry penis snuggled into his docile buttocks by softly murmuring "there's someone in my room".

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Verdigris Murder

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« Reply #9 on: January 19, 2013, 05:44:07 PM »
Thanks lan.

Why ain't lamb more popular in the US?
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Verdigris Murder

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The sex LAN.
« Reply #10 on: January 19, 2013, 05:45:08 PM »
Apple correct-o-check tried to spell more as 'mo'.
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Lan

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #11 on: January 19, 2013, 05:57:46 PM »
Pandas are cool

Martin is female?
« Last Edit: January 19, 2013, 05:59:25 PM by Lan »

Dickie Dee

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #12 on: January 19, 2013, 06:06:04 PM »
So irreverent!!!
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Beezy

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #13 on: January 19, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »
everytime i try to read one of your posts i fear that theres a gas leak nearby.
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Himu

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #14 on: January 19, 2013, 06:22:52 PM »
Yet another Raperman series of posts that made my day.

:rofl
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Diunx

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #15 on: January 19, 2013, 06:42:01 PM »
nothing weird about getting your nipples sucked.
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Diunx

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #16 on: January 19, 2013, 06:42:38 PM »
by a girl.
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Himu

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #17 on: January 19, 2013, 06:43:17 PM »
by a girl.

Whew

thankfully you added that or raperman would gotten out the bib.
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Diunx

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #18 on: January 19, 2013, 06:47:37 PM »
Just didn't want any weird PMs.
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Great Rumbler

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #19 on: January 19, 2013, 06:47:57 PM »
It's bad enough that I never understand what Raperman is talking about when he's not rambling incoherently.
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Barry Egan

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #20 on: January 19, 2013, 07:52:12 PM »
I just realized that unless you're reading Martin Rapermans posts as one of the Festrunk Brothers, you're doing it wrong. 

benjipwns

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #21 on: January 19, 2013, 08:12:31 PM »
I thought they were all horse_ebooks style snippets and we had to wait until they were all posted to assemble the story.

chronovore

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #22 on: January 19, 2013, 11:24:45 PM »
If I had a time machine, I would tell the me of two minutes ago not to click this thread
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recursivelyenumerable

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Re: The sex LAN.
« Reply #23 on: January 22, 2013, 12:59:22 AM »
I thought this would be like a 90s PC gamer geek themed period adaptation of Onion Video's Sex House
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