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« Reply #120 on: February 05, 2013, 07:23:04 PM »
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« Reply #121 on: February 05, 2013, 08:12:23 PM »
Does your eurohate originate from this feeling if subjugation to us?

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It originates from his exposure to Euros* on this forum.

*those from the UK and Ireland don't count.

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« Reply #123 on: February 06, 2013, 03:23:43 AM »
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« Reply #124 on: February 06, 2013, 10:17:58 AM »
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« Reply #125 on: February 06, 2013, 02:21:55 PM »
i wouldn't say sony's popular in japan anymore.  so they'd need to be something only popular in europe.  like david hasselhoff or hairy armpits.

Or Pitbull, apparently.

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« Reply #126 on: February 06, 2013, 03:01:12 PM »
The only good thing about Pitbull are the 90's house songs he steals to rap over.
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« Reply #127 on: February 09, 2013, 10:45:02 AM »
Hey contacts at Ubi Soft corporate,


Please forward this message to the appropriate party.

The other day you guys announced that Rayman Legends was going to be delayed until September in order to be multiplatform. Not even two days later, the developer came out and admitted that the game is done, they had worked hard to finish it, and they are upset that it won't be released.

It just seems like a painfully bad business choice.

1) The game was developed for the Wii U, demo'd as a Wii U launch game, and publicized heavily. It doesn't have a lot of competition on the console, especially with a February release.

2) A port to Xbox 360/PS3 is great news, but I don't see why the finished version needs a delay.

3) Did you guys notice that GTAV is coming out the same month you delayed Rayman to? Did you notice that next-generation system are coming a month or two later?




It is a poor decision, and as a multi-console owner who was looking forward to Rayman Legends, I am very disappointed and I feel like Ubi Soft has slapped Nintendo-consoles in the face over this decision. It shows a lack of faith in your original decision, and a blatant disrespect for your developers hard efforts when you should be celebrating their hard work with the release.

I don't care that it's non-exclusive and coming to other systems (that's great news), but to needlessly delay a finished game in order to shoe favouritism to other consoles....well that just isn't a consumer-friendly choice at all.

It's not going to sell very well in September, and I don't think anyone would argue that. A release on Wii U in February would have no effect on sales of a PS3/360 version.


You are literally holding a game hostage in order to be release multiplatform, and I'm so appalled by the decision I had to send this email.

I won't be purchasing Rayman Legends in September, where I would have purchased it day 1 on February 26.


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« Reply #128 on: February 09, 2013, 11:52:12 AM »
I support this... But I just don't see Ubisoft giving a shit. It's a business descision (right or wrong) and I don't think they'll back down. I've spammed their Facebook, sent emails, the reality is grim so I think if anyone is serious about this they'll boycott Raman or even future Ubi games. Vote with your wallet. The reasons are obvious, whether anyone agrees or not. The game is finished, but won't launch for another 6/7 months untill the ports are ready, the fans who would've bought Rayman (myself) are moving on to other games at that time. From what I can tell the devs aren't happy about it either, working long hours to meet a deadline that didn't exist, and it seems Nintendo is screwed out of a exclusive which are far and few between, timed or not. It's bad PR all around, and it would do well for them to get the message, as consumers we have a choice and that's what this ultimately boils down to

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« Reply #129 on: February 14, 2013, 10:05:14 PM »
They got Google Street View working. I just downloaded it and I think they may have the lightning they need in this little app.

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« Reply #130 on: February 14, 2013, 10:27:22 PM »
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« Reply #131 on: February 16, 2013, 08:45:35 PM »
dear god :rofl


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« Reply #132 on: February 16, 2013, 09:29:47 PM »
dear god :rofl

http://s9.postimage.org/q4kt3xz4v/prom_kaz.jpg

This is a great image, but I don't really know what it's supposed to mean.

Kaz is some kind of shit, albino mutant. Having seen the movie I assume he's going to drink that black stuff, disintegrate and seed life in the ocean?

Is the primitive ocean (and the life that dwells within it) a metaphor for the subhuman pond life that is your typical Sonytard? Is the fact its a photoshop of a shitty, disappointing movie and a silly piece of passively consumed entertainment supposed to be a metaphor for QuanticDream's next game? Are we supposed to remember how ripped off we felt after paying for such a movie at the cinema, and then recall our now distant, repressed memories of how mercilessly deceived and wallet raped we were at PS3 launch?

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« Reply #133 on: March 01, 2013, 02:45:03 PM »
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/jimquisition/6905-New-Generation-Old-Bullsh-t

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« Reply #134 on: April 23, 2013, 09:25:37 PM »
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« Reply #135 on: April 24, 2013, 06:36:47 AM »
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« Reply #136 on: May 17, 2013, 06:56:33 PM »
Lame use of language and unfortunate mention of /v/, but I find great truth
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Someone post them on GAF, I want to see bannings and crying
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« Reply #137 on: May 17, 2013, 06:59:07 PM »
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« Reply #138 on: May 17, 2013, 07:08:07 PM »
that is too stupid to get banned over.  i don't even understand half of it and i'm reading game shit all day

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« Reply #139 on: May 17, 2013, 07:09:15 PM »
epic post m8 xD

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« Reply #140 on: May 17, 2013, 07:10:48 PM »
that is too stupid to get banned over.  i don't even understand half of it and i'm reading game shit all day

That's why I shared it, terrible english, terrible insults and comic sans... Gosling vs LeBeef... I find it kind of funny and horribly self-defeating at the same time...

as stupid as it is, I like to think someone would take the bait

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« Reply #141 on: May 17, 2013, 07:14:42 PM »
that is too stupid to get banned over.  i don't even understand half of it and i'm reading game shit all day

That's why I shared it, terrible english, terrible insults and comic sans... Gosling vs LeBeef... I find it kind of funny and horribly self-defeating at the same time...

as stupid as it is, I like to think someone would take the bait


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https://twitter.com/TiLMEN/status/335484395202965505


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« Reply #142 on: May 17, 2013, 07:19:53 PM »
I feel as though that tweet should make us all feel profoundly sad  :-\

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« Reply #143 on: May 17, 2013, 07:59:06 PM »
Now I know that "sonygger" is a thing that people say.
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« Reply #144 on: May 17, 2013, 07:59:18 PM »
I don't know about you guys, but when I'm enjoying a sosphicatced dinner party with beautiful girls and business men, the last thing they want to hear about is computer games.

video games are, and they will always be. Think about the way Amricans used to have parties when they sat and listened to a gramophone record, this was after they killed most of the red Indians and before they made them have casinos.
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« Reply #145 on: May 17, 2013, 08:03:31 PM »
Now I know that "sonygger" is a thing that people say.

didn't someone say "xigger" a little while back too? 

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« Reply #146 on: May 17, 2013, 08:03:41 PM »
Now I know that "sonygger" is a thing that people say.

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Video Games Are For Children: A Trollporium of Bad Posts and Gifs
« Reply #147 on: May 17, 2013, 09:05:03 PM »
Concur
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« Reply #148 on: May 17, 2013, 09:41:19 PM »
I've seen people say that here for years and I still don't know what it means. Leper borys.

Here's another image (laboriously long) from the realm of console war, this time, featuring some kind of homicidal Vin Diesel.

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Someone sat and made it.

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« Reply #149 on: May 17, 2013, 10:51:03 PM »
That's actually kinda funny.   


apotropaic, wat :lol

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« Reply #150 on: May 17, 2013, 11:13:27 PM »
That comic is more disgusting than NiNTENDOMiNATiON's unwashed wiifit sweatband.