Author Topic: Reality TV is worse than 5 Hitlers (Read 2337 times)

Great Rumbler · « **on:** January 22, 2013, 01:10:11 PM »

Accept the pain, America, you've earned it.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #1 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:14:37 PM »

This is pretty much why I got rid of cable, so I am kinda glad these shows exist.

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #2 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:24:17 PM »

I used to be a junky when they first came out (Paradise Hotel was my jam), but I have gone cold turkey for about 5 years.

Once in awhile I will mainline some Chopped or Storage Wars marathons, but those are infrequent moments of shame.

Diunx · « **Reply #3 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:33:42 PM »

Why would anyone watch this when you can just watch the soup or the highlights on youtube.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:38:55 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 22, 2013, 01:33:42 PM

Why would anyone watch this when you can just watch the soup or the highlights on youtube.

Bsckground noise

Nothing else on

Positive Touch · « **Reply #5 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:40:11 PM »

idiots on reality tv >> idiots on sitcoms

Brehvolution · « **Reply #6 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:43:38 PM »

You've made a pretty compelling case to watch Big Bang Theory instead. I agree.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:51:48 PM »

Quote from: Positive Touch on January 22, 2013, 01:40:11 PM

idiots on reality tv >> idiots on sitcoms

Nothing can top bad girls club. Nothing.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #8 on:** January 22, 2013, 01:54:38 PM »

I like Catfish the Tv show. Thats the only reality program I've ever watched

Howard Alan Treesong · « **Reply #9 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:00:10 PM »

5 Hitlers all sharing an apartment is a great idea for a reality TV show

Momo · « **Reply #10 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:00:40 PM »

I only ever liked forever eden

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:12:16 PM »

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2013, 02:00:10 PM

5 Hitlers all sharing an apartment is a great idea for a reality TV show

Hitler 1: Who left die milk out of die fridge. Was it you, Hitler?
Hitler 2: Nine.
Hitler 3: It was mich.
*sound of a pistol firing.
Hitler 2: Gute Gott, you're worse than Hitler.
*sound of pistol firing.
Hitler 1: No paradoxes, please.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #12 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:26:07 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2013, 02:12:16 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
5 Hitlers all sharing an apartment is a great idea for a reality TV show

Hitler 1: Who left die milk out of die fridge. Was it you, Hitler?
Hitler 2: Nine.
Hitler 3: It was mich.
*sound of a pistol firing.
Hitler 2: Gute Gott, you're worse than Hitler.
*sound of pistol firing.
Hitler 1: No paradoxes, please.

*canned laughter*

Huff · « **Reply #13 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:29:02 PM »

I think the Amish one came out as being fake

Chopped is great. Not really sure if a cooking competition really counts as "reality TV" though

nudemacusers · « **Reply #14 on:** January 22, 2013, 02:34:06 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 22, 2013, 02:12:16 PM

Quote from: Howard Alan Treesong on January 22, 2013, 02:00:10 PM
5 Hitlers all sharing an apartment is a great idea for a reality TV show

Hitler 1: Who left die milk out of die fridge. Was it you, Hitler?
Hitler 2: Nine.
Hitler 3: It was mich.
*sound of a pistol firing.
Hitler 2: Gute Gott, you're worse than Hitler.
*sound of pistol firing.
Hitler 1: No paradoxes, please.

Can't wait to see what really went down at the season finale round table hosted by Perez Hilton.

Trent Dole · « **Reply #15 on:** January 23, 2013, 01:25:44 AM »

Hey hey we're the Hitlers

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #16 on:** January 23, 2013, 02:50:13 AM »

Reality TV is the worst thing that ever happened to Western culture since Nazis

Even the occasional hot porn videos from wanna-be famous reality stars isn't worth it

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #17 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 AM »

Real World Road Rules Challenge
Top Chef
Chopped
Project Runway

fuck everything else

Groogrux · « **Reply #18 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:30:39 AM »

The Biggest Loser (even though everything they do on there is completely harmful to the body, it's still fun for some reason)
Duck Dynasty (Cause that shit is just funny)
Occasionally, I will watch Pawn Stars.

[Edit] Oh, and Dangerous Grounds! Any show about a guy that will go to the far ends of the world for coffee is my kinda show.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #19 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:50:07 AM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 AM

Real World Road Rules Challenge
Top Chef
Chopped
Project Runway

fuck everything else

Is project runway any good now? Haven't watched in years. I actually met Andre in Seattle while super high on drugs. Was a weird convo haha.

hampster · « **Reply #20 on:** January 23, 2013, 08:52:49 AM »

I enjoyed the first season of Top Shot. It's the only reality TV I've seen though

tiesto · « **Reply #21 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:18:53 AM »

I like some of Gordon Ramsay's shows - MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen in particular. And of course I watch all the Geek Love episodes (hooray for being on a show produced by the same people who produced Honey Boo Boo)

Oldskool Road Rules was the shit back in the day.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #22 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:53:19 AM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 23, 2013, 10:18:53 AM

I like some of Gordon Ramsay's shows - MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen in particular. And of course I watch all the Geek Love episodes (hooray for being on a show produced by the same people who produced Honey Boo Boo)

Oldskool Road Rules was the shit back in the day.

Have you gotten any offers for other shows? :p

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #23 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:09:55 AM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on January 22, 2013, 02:24:02 PM

I yearn for the death of reality shows, but sadly it will never happen in this day and age.

I used to feel this way, but then realized that they would just fill that television space with more sitcoms featuring people like Jenna Elfman and Charlie Sheen.

So, in a weird way ... Dancing with the Stars has saved us from having to endure another The Nanny or other derivative crap.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #24 on:** January 23, 2013, 12:03:40 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 23, 2013, 08:50:07 AM

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 AM
Real World Road Rules Challenge
Top Chef
Chopped
Project Runway

fuck everything else
Is project runway any good now? Haven't watched in years. I actually met Andre in Seattle while super high on drugs. Was a weird convo haha.

It's aight. The last two seemed to focus more on personalities than clothes.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #25 on:** January 23, 2013, 12:50:41 PM »

skip to the minute mark

Eel O'Brian · « **Reply #26 on:** January 23, 2013, 12:53:13 PM »

i only ever really watched survivor, i hear it's still pretty good

Hock · « **Reply #27 on:** January 23, 2013, 01:28:14 PM »

When I was a kid I used to watch The Mole with my family. I prefer reality shows like that, with some kind of game show/competition element (not like American Idol style competition).

In general, I can't really bring myself to watch the "look at these shitty people" shows outside of watching The Soup every once in a while. Not for any moral or elitist reason, its just really boring to me.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** January 23, 2013, 01:59:35 PM »

I'm imagining an episode of 5 Hitlers where Hitler #3 gets new clothes and a haircut, causing the other Hitlers to not recognize him.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #29 on:** January 23, 2013, 02:05:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2013, 01:59:35 PM

I'm imagining an episode of 5 Hitlers where Hitler #3 gets new clothes and a haircut, causing the other Hitlers to not recognize him.

The third reichs to be independent.

Huff · « **Reply #30 on:** January 23, 2013, 02:08:41 PM »

Quote from: Eel O'Brian on January 23, 2013, 12:53:13 PM

i only ever really watched survivor, i hear it's still pretty good

it varies by the season. when russel was involved, shit was really interesting. can't remember which seasons those were

nudemacusers · « **Reply #31 on:** January 23, 2013, 02:10:57 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 23, 2013, 12:03:40 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 23, 2013, 08:50:07 AM
Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 23, 2013, 08:22:21 AM
Real World Road Rules Challenge
Top Chef
Chopped
Project Runway

fuck everything else
Is project runway any good now? Haven't watched in years. I actually met Andre in Seattle while super high on drugs. Was a weird convo haha.

It's aight. The last two seemed to focus more on personalities than clothes.

I watched up to season 4 I think and just got bored. There was some legit talent on that show though. Jeffrey sibelia, for example.

I was never hardcore about survivor when it first dropped but the angry truck driver woman's tear down of that one girl, and the guy pretending to have lost his grandmother... Shit was gold.

Yeti · « **Reply #32 on:** January 23, 2013, 05:43:20 PM »

I think 5 Hitlers could be a pretty fun reality show. Make it like Real World, where you gather a bunch of sexy/mentally unstable young adults under one roof, only everyone has to dress and talk like Hitler.

"Next week, on Five Hitlers: The Hitlers build a playground for inner city youth; Gay Hitler has a meltdown"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #33 on:** January 23, 2013, 06:24:57 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 23, 2013, 02:05:30 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 23, 2013, 01:59:35 PM
I'm imagining an episode of 5 Hitlers where Hitler #3 gets new clothes and a haircut, causing the other Hitlers to not recognize him.
The third reichs to be independent.

Robo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 23, 2013, 06:32:21 PM »

pickle · « **Reply #35 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:46:23 PM »

Quote from: Great Rumbler on January 22, 2013, 01:10:11 PM

Accept the pain, America, you've earned it.

I'd watch that.

benjipwns · « **Reply #36 on:** January 23, 2013, 09:52:20 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 23, 2013, 08:50:07 AM

Is project runway any good now? Haven't watched in years. I actually met Andre in Seattle while super high on drugs. Was a weird convo haha.

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on January 23, 2013, 12:03:40 PM

It's aight. The last two seemed to focus more on personalities than clothes.

It's slowly gone to shit since the Lifetime move and All-Stars was shit on top of shit. (And Project Accessory was...)

And guess what next season is going to be: ALL TEAM CHALLENGES.

Should cancel it (or at least All-Stars) and bring back On The Road with Austin and Santino.

Quote from: Hock on January 23, 2013, 01:28:14 PM

When I was a kid I used to watch The Mole with my family.

Loved that show. Or at least the non-Celebrity version.

tiesto · « **Reply #37 on:** January 23, 2013, 10:03:42 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 23, 2013, 10:53:19 AM

Quote from: tiesto on January 23, 2013, 10:18:53 AM
I like some of Gordon Ramsay's shows - MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen in particular. And of course I watch all the Geek Love episodes (hooray for being on a show produced by the same people who produced Honey Boo Boo)

Oldskool Road Rules was the shit back in the day.
Have you gotten any offers for other shows? :p

Nope, haha! I think I'm too awkward for TV

nudemacusers · « **Reply #38 on:** January 23, 2013, 11:14:53 PM »

Quote from: tiesto on January 23, 2013, 10:03:42 PM

Quote from: macuser3of5 on January 23, 2013, 10:53:19 AM
Quote from: tiesto on January 23, 2013, 10:18:53 AM
I like some of Gordon Ramsay's shows - MasterChef and Hell's Kitchen in particular. And of course I watch all the Geek Love episodes (hooray for being on a show produced by the same people who produced Honey Boo Boo)

Oldskool Road Rules was the shit back in the day.
Have you gotten any offers for other shows? :p

Nope, haha! I think I'm too awkward for TV

There is no such thing as too awkward for reality tv

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #39 on:** January 24, 2013, 12:31:25 AM »

The thing that bothers me the most about reality tv is the facial hair of the Property Brothers. How do they look in a mirror everyday and think that terrible shaggy stubble looks good?

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #40 on:** January 24, 2013, 12:33:02 AM »

The Onion has some nice reality shows

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #41 on:** January 24, 2013, 04:54:41 AM »

Sex House is probably my favorite thing The Onion has ever done.

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Author Topic: Reality TV is worse than 5 Hitlers (Read 2337 times)