Author Topic: No Masterbating Best Thread on the Internet 2013 (Read 40034 times)

The Sceneman · « **Reply #60 on:** January 27, 2013, 06:26:46 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 10:55:50 PM

Im out $:-\$

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I really wanted to post this gif somewhere

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #61 on:** January 27, 2013, 09:49:27 AM »

should post it in the video game troll thread

Diunx · « **Reply #62 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:30:33 AM »

Jerk it last night

Diunx · « **Reply #63 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:31:30 AM »

Quote from: The Sceneman on January 27, 2013, 06:26:46 AM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 25, 2013, 10:55:50 PM
Im out $:-\$

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Perfect for any Weeeeoooo thread after Durango and Orbis are unveiled.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #64 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:33:49 AM »

i jerked it last night also but it was non monumentil felt like nothing felt dead so im back on this gravy train :gbow

Diunx · « **Reply #65 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:38:05 AM »

same here, lets do this!!!!

*proceeds to watch the third episode of Banshee*

BobFromPikeCreek · « **Reply #66 on:** January 27, 2013, 11:09:14 AM »

I've decided I won't slap the bass in February. Let's see if I can manage.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #67 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:43:40 PM »

Shot a load this morning to a Siri video. Probably my favorite pornstar since Lanny Barby left the game.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #68 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:56:16 PM »

i found a good tactic: ignore all posts except father mikes in the nsfw thread

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #69 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:17:29 PM »

That's how fetishes start.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #70 on:** January 28, 2013, 05:20:16 PM »

edging is great its what gets ya by

Atramental · « **Reply #71 on:** January 28, 2013, 09:13:15 PM »

I've tried this several times throughout my life.

Can never get past week 2.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #72 on:** January 28, 2013, 10:00:38 PM »

ya im struggling on day 2 again $:-\$

Yeti · « **Reply #73 on:** January 28, 2013, 11:54:54 PM »

just think, all this time you've wasted thinking about not masturbating and posting about not masturbating and willing yourself not to masturbate could have been spent masturbating.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #74 on:** January 29, 2013, 12:14:24 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 28, 2013, 10:17:55 PM

No Fap February sounds like a pretty good goal to strive for.

Nope

Beezy · « **Reply #75 on:** January 29, 2013, 12:36:38 AM »

Quote from: AWESOM-O on January 28, 2013, 10:17:55 PM

No Fap February sounds like a pretty good goal to strive for.

A friend of mine started doing "Fireless February" last year. No weed for that month.

Diunx · « **Reply #76 on:** January 29, 2013, 12:39:06 AM »

Will try not to jerk it until my birthday in a month, this year's birthday fap shall be glorious.

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probably wont get past two days

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MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #77 on:** January 29, 2013, 01:56:30 PM »

woke up thinking about vagina this is hard m8s

Yeti · « **Reply #78 on:** January 30, 2013, 12:11:06 AM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 29, 2013, 01:56:30 PM

woke up thinking about vagina this is hard m8s

Literally and figuratively!

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #79 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:17:42 PM »

i laffed

my tenga egg came in today! might break again tomorrow

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #80 on:** January 30, 2013, 05:28:26 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 05:17:42 PM

i laffed

my tenga egg came in today!

And today you came in your tenga egg.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #81 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:01:03 PM »

I decided to give this a go myself as I could use some extra energy and motivation. On day 2 and already having boner inspring dreams $:-\$ ruh roh

The Sceneman · « **Reply #82 on:** January 30, 2013, 06:59:10 PM »

argh this sucks

Barry Egan · « **Reply #83 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:05:03 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #84 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:05:28 PM »

just think about some hot blondes sucking off a nice dick with some warm hot cum on her face as she looks into your eyes and says "thanks daddy" what

Barry Egan · « **Reply #85 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM »

Barry Egan · « **Reply #86 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:07:16 PM »

The Sceneman · « **Reply #87 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:07:36 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:05:03 PM

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no no no no no no oh goooooddddddddd why did I let my physical preference in women be so well known I knew it would come back to bite me arghrghrghgr

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #88 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM »

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM

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The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #89 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:09:10 PM »

she has good taste tho

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #90 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:11:24 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM
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The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

no

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #91 on:** January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM »

actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

Yeti · « **Reply #92 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:20:10 PM »

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM

actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

What if not fapping caused you to be sick? hmmmm....

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #93 on:** January 30, 2013, 11:41:28 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on January 30, 2013, 07:08:12 PM

Quote from: Barry Egan on January 30, 2013, 07:06:14 PM
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The future daughter of Cloud and Jarosh.

Non-cis?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #94 on:** January 31, 2013, 12:19:57 AM »

Quote from: Yeti on January 30, 2013, 11:20:10 PM

Quote from: MyNameIsMethodis on January 30, 2013, 07:14:15 PM
actually being sick is helping me not fap; everytime i go to fap i just feel sick

What if not fapping caused you to be sick? hmmmm....

It does cause my penis to barf.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #95 on:** January 31, 2013, 12:53:51 AM »

I found that pic by GISing "hot nerd girl" or something, no idea what her name is. Tineye can't find her either :shrug:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #96 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:12:58 AM »

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Flannel Boy · « **Reply #97 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:14:10 AM »

NSFW: just red

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Timber · « **Reply #98 on:** January 31, 2013, 05:00:23 AM »

Diunx · « **Reply #99 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:04:11 AM »

Day four, I don't feel any fucking better

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #100 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:10:35 AM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #101 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:59:52 AM »

malek cant break me, i dont like redheads asians or sluts

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #102 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:09:29 AM »

sometimes i lay in bed and look at my cock its so big

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #103 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:16:43 PM »

Jesus Christ. Go to xhamster like the rest of us.

Beezy · « **Reply #104 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:36:00 PM »

Diunx · « **Reply #105 on:** January 31, 2013, 01:53:15 PM »

Malek's posts are nothing, I have to work in an office full of young latino women in tight bussines pants and skirts

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #106 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:03:07 PM »

do they ever talk about their big poppis and suck on lollipops with their delicious brown skin

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #107 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:19:52 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 31, 2013, 01:53:15 PM

Malek's posts are nothing, I have to work in an office full of young latino women in tight bussines pants and skirts

OMG, they're purposely teasing you by wearing their suits to office.

Puddles, a thread like this is bound to have jerk-off material.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #108 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:24:53 PM »

u enterred a no masterbating thread ont he bore not expecting naked women?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #109 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:25:36 PM »

For Diunx:

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #110 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:26:50 PM »

weres the fatties and milfs for me demi and pd ?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #111 on:** January 31, 2013, 02:28:37 PM »

And Secretary Clinton isn't a MILF?

Robo · « **Reply #112 on:** January 31, 2013, 07:52:32 PM »

Just in case anybody was thinking about jerkin' it this evening: http://www.modelmayhem.com/784254

The Sceneman · « **Reply #113 on:** January 31, 2013, 08:26:42 PM »

I'm out

Goddamn hot ass pornography

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #114 on:** January 31, 2013, 09:03:56 PM »

lol rip im on like 4 days or something now

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #115 on:** January 31, 2013, 11:20:31 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on January 31, 2013, 09:37:33 PM

back up to three

if you can get to like 9-14 you're gucci

if you get to 14, you'll be begging for coochie.

The Sceneman · « **Reply #116 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:24:18 AM »

gif of the century

The Sceneman · « **Reply #117 on:** February 01, 2013, 05:31:45 AM »

the main problem with being online and trying not to JO is the abundance of quality naked woman content available on the internet.

Case in point: http://www.xvideos.com/video3343853/betty_fingers_her_hairy_pussy

nudemacusers · « **Reply #118 on:** February 01, 2013, 11:33:34 AM »

wife just started period. can't do this guys. :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'( :'(

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #119 on:** February 01, 2013, 12:56:51 PM »

"wow, you seem so confident and motivated...good sex lately?"

"Actually, quite the contrary..."

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