Just a few hours after whining about that survival mission and swearing off trying it again, I casually waltzed through it. The fuck.
Everything simply clicked into place and I had enough time to even go on a bit of a treasure hunt after surviving for long enough. Kinda crazy that the difficulty level is so inconsistent, but eh, I'm not gonna cry all too loudly about unexpectedly getting past that roadblock with such contemptible ease.
Two days to cook your doggo is a bit overkill though. Ordis just won't shut up about it. Stuff a sock in it, blinky bits. I don't care how you're bonding with it, it's gonna be turned into a popsicle or Lotus burger patty once I'm done with the quest, anyway.
That twitch live drop scheme is so transparent and dull. Still, it worked on me, to my never ending shame and regret. Initially at least.
Watched someone on my smartphone on the way home, and it was like pulling teeth. Constant begging for subs, emoticon unlocks, convoluted schemes and giveaways for glyphs and whatnot, bot command spam, popups with canned audio and video snippets, etc. Like a cross between a warez IRC channel and a camwhore stream, only with warframe playing in a small area on screen, occasionally. And it was a guy and there were no tits on display to at least appeal to some baser part of me. Felt dirty enduring that for one hour. Old man yelling at cloud, etc pp.
Got a box of fireworks for my trouble. Yay, I guess?