Author Topic: dmc pc is amazing, cums on your fat dumb face (Read 4399 times)

Van Cruncheon · « **on:** January 26, 2013, 08:43:38 PM »

rock hard right now

god console poors disgust me

Himu · « **Reply #1 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:44:15 PM »

you're playing dmc, old man.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #2 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:45:28 PM »

nu dante wouldn't even spit in your boygash before he corned it (at 60 fps)

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #3 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:46:56 PM »

200fps

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:49:50 PM »

gaming at a man's frame rate

Himu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:50:57 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 26, 2013, 08:45:28 PM

nu dante wouldn't even spit in your boygash before he corned it (at 60 fps)

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #6 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:51:06 PM »

bought

although steam/J-publisher fools forced me to buy a filthy boxed PC version which will be delivered in the 'mail', wtf is this BC 1 million

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:58:53 PM »

I got this game running at 2560x1440 with all the settings maxed and an additional 16xQ CSAA and 8xsupersampling applied via the NVIDIA control panel and I enabled VSYNC so it's always locked at 60 and never goes lower.

love capcpom pc ports

SUCK ON HIGH RES SCREENSHOTS feggits

Purple Filth · « **Reply #8 on:** January 26, 2013, 08:59:00 PM »

gift me a copy so i can test it out

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #9 on:** January 26, 2013, 09:04:53 PM »

lemme see dem rosy cheeks

also i am a total content tourist these days and this game is pure bangkok

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #10 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:11:55 PM »

i downloaded this cant wait to play it

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #11 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:28:29 PM »

LOL at buying a PC game for full price.

If this thing is the sales turkey like everyone is saying, I'll just snag it at the Steam Summer sale for under $20

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #12 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:30:14 PM »

who said anything about paying for it

cool breeze · « **Reply #13 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:30:15 PM »

is that classic dante costume included? nothings new dante but the classic costume looks cool. stupid bionic commando locks away classic spencer unless you have rearmed.

archie4208 · « **Reply #14 on:** January 26, 2013, 10:58:03 PM »

Knowing Capcom, it'll be lucky to be 33% off during the holiday sale.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #15 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:37:17 AM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on January 26, 2013, 10:30:15 PM

is that classic dante costume included? nothings new dante but the classic costume looks cool. stupid bionic commando locks away classic spencer unless you have rearmed.

yeah it was in mine. as soon as I discovered I instantly turned the costume on. infinity better. he even wears it during the in-engine cutscenes! however there are pre-rendered cutscenes in the game too which sucks.

Rahxephon91 · « **Reply #16 on:** January 27, 2013, 03:47:07 AM »

I'm also playing this on PC. Looks great. Makes me want to get DMC4 for PC.

thisismyusername · « **Reply #17 on:** January 27, 2013, 08:56:48 AM »

Quote from: fryinghigh on January 26, 2013, 10:30:15 PM

is that classic dante costume included? nothings new dante but the classic costume looks cool. stupid bionic commando locks away classic spencer unless you have rearmed.

It is, but you have to unlock it if the PC version is anything like the console versions.

Edit: I see Fistful answered. PC version is definitive version by virtue of making Donte less ass, confirmed.

Quote from: Rahxephon91 on January 27, 2013, 03:47:07 AM

I'm also playing this on PC. Looks great. Makes me want to get DMC4 for PC.

Do it, Legendary Sparda Mode is worth that good port alone.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #18 on:** January 27, 2013, 09:11:18 AM »

meh, it just seems to expose the game's console shortcomings.

Diunx · « **Reply #19 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:20:27 AM »

Does it still play like baby's first devil may cry?

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #20 on:** January 27, 2013, 10:42:21 AM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 27, 2013, 10:20:27 AM

Does it still play like baby's first devil may cry?

I wouldn't go that far but it's definitely more "streamlined" for casual players.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #21 on:** January 27, 2013, 12:17:39 PM »

Quote from: Diunx on January 27, 2013, 10:20:27 AM

Does it still play like baby's first devil may cry?

sort of yes and no. They simplified his move set a lot, but imo, the controls are much more cumbersome and complex.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #22 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:18:34 PM »

about the only problem it has is the lack of a good parry (the LT + Y osiris parry is lame and cumbersome). other than that, it has plenty of moves and i'm groovin' on the angel/devil pull chaining

i don't see this "political commentary" but i am select-skipping through cutscenes

also i wish they'd made a pc port of enslaved :-(

seriously, if you are not playing dmc on pc, you are not actually playing it AND you are also a gross animal

Positive Touch · « **Reply #23 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:27:14 PM »

this game looks like... a console port. nothing particularly wow about the graphix.

gameplay-wise it's fine, but as a dmc game it feels way to easy - partly because it controls less stiffly, partly because the enemies are so damn so. its worth watching at least some of the cutscenes for the hilarously lol dialog and plot twists.

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #24 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM »

a console port of a game with amazing art direction and modeling without shitty low res textures, busted-ass low bitdepth stencil effects, lo-fi lighting, and a shit frame rate. it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #25 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:46:04 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM

it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

Newfeed.

Sho Nuff · « **Reply #26 on:** January 27, 2013, 01:48:33 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM

a console port of a game with amazing art direction and modeling without shitty low res textures, busted-ass low bitdepth stencil effects, lo-fi lighting, and a shit frame rate. it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

(Fires up Steam)

Tasty · « **Reply #27 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:08:03 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM

a console port of a game with amazing art direction and modeling without shitty low res textures, busted-ass low bitdepth stencil effects, lo-fi lighting, and a shit frame rate. it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

Diunx · « **Reply #28 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:18:41 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM

a console port of a game with amazing art direction and modeling without shitty low res textures, busted-ass low bitdepth stencil effects, lo-fi lighting, and a shit frame rate. it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

Damn I need a new pc!

Barry Egan · « **Reply #29 on:** January 27, 2013, 02:22:33 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on January 27, 2013, 01:46:04 PM

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:31:11 PM
it's like taking the thick-rimmed glasses off of your sister and putting her hair up, and then having the nastiest incest of your life.

Newfeed.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #30 on:** January 27, 2013, 05:33:50 PM »

As a Blackman, playing dmc was an invigorating time.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #31 on:** January 27, 2013, 05:35:20 PM »

Began, oh my sifting gentle Began.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #32 on:** January 27, 2013, 05:52:19 PM »

Quote from: Van Cruncheon on January 27, 2013, 01:18:34 PM

about the only problem it has is the lack of a good parry (the LT + Y osiris parry is lame and cumbersome). other than that, it has plenty of moves and i'm groovin' on the angel/devil pull chaining

i don't see this "political commentary" but i am select-skipping through cutscenes

also i wish they'd made a pc port of enslaved :-(

seriously, if you are not playing dmc on pc, you are not actually playing it AND you are also a gross animal

haha, there are a ton of problems with the combat, but I won't special fellow out on them.

Otherwise, 100% agreed with that post.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #33 on:** January 27, 2013, 06:06:00 PM »

getting 80fps on my 3 year old pc with everything on high

The Sceneman · « **Reply #34 on:** January 28, 2013, 03:34:30 AM »

Is it just me or does nu Dante look like McNulty from The Wire?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #35 on:** January 28, 2013, 01:50:44 PM »

dis games real rad

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Author Topic: dmc pc is amazing, cums on your fat dumb face (Read 4399 times)