Jeff Gerstmann's Hair

[BobFromPikeCreek]

wtf

[Eel O'Brian]

he should just shave it down to a buzz cut

[bork]

 :gerstmann

[Don Flamenco]

either a different balding pattern (I forget the exact name for it) or hair transplants (can't be shaved without showing a huge scar on the back of the head)

[AdmiralViscen]

His hair is thinning so short hair would make him look balder. He's been doing different long hair looks for months trying to disguise it. Can't blame him.

[MrAngryFace]

The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.

[Eel O'Brian]

http://www.toppik.com/?gclid=CMrqzdjzjbUCFQWonQodPWgA0A

problem solved delayed

[Barry Egan]

The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.

Also losing weight helps.

[MrAngryFace]

Yeah, totally. IIRC from some of his premium content bits it was indicated that he was attempting to shed pounds. Really though- who cares.

[demi]

His inferior genetics are showing. Make Ryan Davis the host. He is a real man.

[Sho Nuff]

Hair loss sucks. Hop on that shit and get a prescription for Propecia before you lose any more

[MrAngryFace]

assuming that works lol

[Don Flamenco]

The best way to handle thinning hair is a careful but gradual retreat (e.g. cut it shorter everywhere to match the optimum length of the thinnest areas). I should know since im thinning up front. Gotta fuckin OWN IT cause wtf else is gonna happen? Magic?

He's right to grow facial hair though. Its important for a pale face to have contrasts- facial hair does that for a balding man. That and darker glasses frames. Otherwise you look ill all the time.

[MrAngryFace]

..ooor you look like that old magnet toy with the bald man

[Joe Molotov]

[Eel O'Brian]

http://www.lynnsparadisecafe.com/

this place has a table with a giant version of that built in

[MyNameIsMethodis]

[Raban]

It seems no one outside the Bore truly understands your methodic comedy genius.

[Joe Molotov]

Methodis is an acquired taste. Like scat porn and cutting yourself.

[Himu]

[bork]

OK yeah, let's not slow down the thread with a shit-ton of Youtube links.

[Verdigris Murder]

He needs to shave his head, and use the results to make a beard. He could then grow his hair back again;  the Chinese make prisoners do this a lot.

[Steve Contra]

Someone make that an emoticon.

[MrAngryFace]

yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

[Eel O'Brian]

basically, if you're balding you got two choices:

shave that shit down and say fuck it, sparing yourself from years of embarrassingly obvious attempts at covering it up

or



no one can tell, really!

[Human Snorenado]

I started losing my hair at 22 or 23, and have opted for option 1 above since then.  I haven't paid for a haircut in over 10 years- I just use a pair of clippers and a guard to trim my shit every once in a while.

[Madrun Badrun]

yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

[bork]

yeah it'd be awful if our thread about jeff gerstmann's hair got ruined

 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

THIS IS IMPORTANT, GUYS

[BobFromPikeCreek]

It's like he's reached a level of super saiyan where your hair goes translucent.

[AdmiralViscen]

hall of fame

[ToxicAdam]

When I was losing mine I styled it all forward and made a sad little pompadour with the frizzy remains. It was horritragic. But, when you are losing it you do whatever you can to hold the illusion.

I think this is how lifelong combovers begin.

[chronovore]

I am in the "trim it short to match the thinning" camp.

Gerstmann should just dye it orange, go for the "Heat Miser" look.

..ooor you look like that old magnet toy with the bald man

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Just buzz it short every couple of weeks.  As much as people are in denial, people can tell if you're trying to cover it up.  You're not fooling anyone and baldness doesn't quite have the stigma it used to.

[hampster]

Jeff needs to own his thinning hair like Vinny did. Cut it short, wear black shirts, and buy a racing wheel 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Guys, I don't know. If you look at that picture you can kinda see what Jeff would look like with a buzzed head, and it's kinda blobby. He needs to lose weight first.

[Don Flamenco]

he needs to lose some weight (not even a ton, just make the chin a little more defined), shave the goatee, and shave his head/cut it short.  Just a head shave won't make him look a whole lot better.

Here's an artist's rendition of what he'll look like after:

[headwalk]

i wish giant bomb weren't so uncomfortable to look at. every time i see them doing a marathon session under hot studio lighting i feel like i'm watching ric flair staring down from the top rope, wondering if this is going to be the bump which finally tears his heart asunder.