EX-LAPD COP KILLER

[Barry Egan]

Batman = Dorner
Two Face = Obama, reeling from all the various evil shit he does every single day as usurper-in-chief.
Commisioner Gordon = LAPD
John Blake = Boogie

In order to take the heat off of Obama for TakinAreGuns-Gate, Dorner conspires with the LAPD to become public enemy #1.



He's not the hero we deserve, but the hero we need right now.

[Himu]

This shit makes no sense. A body burned so badly that they had to id it with a drivers license? More than that, the body is burned so badly it's unrecognizable, but a flimsy drivers license made it intact? This story is crazy. None of this makes any sense!

[Flannel Boy]

This shit makes no sense. A body burned so badly that they had to id it with a drivers license? More than that, the body is burned so badly it's unrecognizable, but a flimsy drivers license made it intact? This story is crazy. None of this makes any sense!

Clearly, it was planted by the same people that planted the passports at the crash sites of 9/11, faked the moon landing, shot JR and JFK!--the Reverse Vampires.

[Himu]

Are these the SAME PEOPLE in charge of Area 51?!

It is the LAPD after all, the SAME PEOPLE who murdered Biggie.

[ManaByte]

This shit makes no sense. A body burned so badly that they had to id it with a drivers license? More than that, the body is burned so badly it's unrecognizable, but a flimsy drivers license made it intact? This story is crazy. None of this makes any sense!

They're also checking dental records. If they need to they can DNA test it, but that's harder with a piece of bacon.

[Himu]

Christopher Dorner killed someone, paid for their dental records to match his, and left that cabin on a horse riding for the Mejicano border in a Batman costume.

Yes, I got the dental record story from Archer, but the rest is all me dammit.

[Don Flamenco]

it is a lot like Batman-- the villain has some small sympathetic wrinkles in his story, which confuses people who are used to seeing evil portrayed as pure evil with zero questions about it.  Their man-baby brains, which are prone to childish power fantasies, get turned around and question who the real villains are.  They think it's like a movie where the justifications presented on the surface tell the whole story...

[Flannel Boy]

Appellant Christopher Dorner, an officer with the Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), made a complaint against his field training officer, Sergeant Teresa Evans, accusing her of kicking a suspect, Christopher Gettler (Gettler). The Los Angeles Police Department Board of Rights (Board) found that appellant’s complaint was false and therefore terminated his employment for making false statements.

The Board’s findings relied on physical evidence and the testimony of several eyewitnesses who testified that they did not see Sergeant Evans kick Gettler. Sergeant Hernandez and the two DoubleTree employees who witnessed the incident, Adrid and Perez, did not see any kicks. The Board also noted that the photo of Gettler did not show any dirt on his white shirt that would have indicated he was kicked in the clavicle area. The Board also relied on appellant’s failure to report the kicks despite several opportunities to do so, citing Sergeant Jackson’s testimony that appellant did not report the kicks when he was first interviewed about the use of force, as well as appellant’s failure to report the kicks to Lieutenant Grossman. In addition, the Board found that appellant had a motive to make false allegations against Sergeant Evans, based on her testimony that appellant would receive an unsatisfactory rating if he did not improve his performance.

Even if the Board had not found the evidence listed above persuasive, Sergeant Evans herself testified that she did not kick Gettler. Her testimony alone would have been sufficient to support the Board’s findings. (See People v. Fierro (2010) 180 Cal.App.4th 1342, 1347 (Fierro) [stating that "`unless the testimony is physically impossible or inherently improbable, testimony of a single witness is sufficient to support a conviction'"].)

I just pictured officer Danni Sofer and Julien Lowe.

[Joe Molotov]

A body burned beyond all recognition and they have to use a conveniently placed driver's license to declare it was him? Dorner must have escaped on horseback after all and this is just the body of someone else meant to throw the police off his track.

Has anyone seen LL Cool J lately?

[tiesto]

A body burned beyond all recognition and they have to use a conveniently placed driver's license to declare it was him? Dorner must have escaped on horseback after all and this is just the body of someone else meant to throw the police off his track.

Has anyone seen LL Cool J lately?

My aunt ran into him at a local restaurant a few years ago... he's from the island.

[Flannel Boy]

Or did she?

[benjipwns]

A body burned beyond all recognition and they have to use a conveniently placed driver's license to declare it was him?

But...

2:20 a.m., Thursday, Feb. 7: A shuttle bus driver turns in a wallet with an LAPD badge and a picture ID of Dorner to San Diego police. The wallet was found fewer than five miles from the boat, near San Diego International Airport.

[Boogie]

Umm, why would he have an LAPD badge when he was fired three years ago?  You don't tend to get to keep those things.

[benjipwns]

I'm fairly certain that the Naval Criminal Investigative Service can get whatever it needs to solve that weeks case.

[Yeti]

Obviously he broke in through a skylight and then crawled through the air ducts to the badge storeroom and pilfered one.

[Phoenix Dark]

He made his own badge - out of justice.

[Flannel Boy]

He made his own badge - out of justice.

and some tinfoil.

[ManaByte]

Umm, why would he have an LAPD badge when he was fired three years ago?  You don't tend to get to keep those things.

They said it's likely that he reported his original badge stolen to get a second one, which they said happens more than they'd like.

They just held the press conference:

They did not start the fire intentionally.

He died via a self inflicted gunshot wound to the head.

Found assault weapons, body armor, and 10 suppressors with the body.

[Eric P]

http://terminalescape.blogspot.com/2013/04/dorner.html

punk tape blog i follow features a band named Dorner today

[Powerslave]

Future Cop LAPD

[Great Rumbler]

Future Cop LAPD

needs a sequel