Author Topic: What do you do in a very bad situation? Please Help Evilbore (Read 1284 times)

MyNameIsMethodis · « **on:** February 11, 2013, 12:21:35 PM »

I swear she told me she was 17 1/2, which country should I flee to Evilbore?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:23:28 PM »

Leper please.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:24:24 PM »

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:29:57 PM »

definitely leper but the obvious answer is both at the same time.

That is the answer for "What would you do if you had a million dollars?"

drew · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:31:14 PM »

how have you been on earth in a human body for 20+ years without peeping before? it's the heroin of toilet bowl activity, feels good man.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:31:26 PM »

but u forgot i have a bug rock so the pee would hit the poop and i d hit the poop with my rock

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:35:07 PM »

Just get some poop on it and pretend you are 12, your parents are on vacation and you've been left with the funny uncle.

drew · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:58:07 PM »

are you trying to say you couldn't because you have a BIG DICK?

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2013, 12:59:47 PM »

thats wshat nataliianisha tells me but to be honesxt her las t lover was a hairy man from naples

drew · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:00:36 PM »

what's wrong with you

edit: you're typing fine in the colonial marines thread, so this must be humorless attention whoring, is that it?

Barry Egan · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:02:53 PM »

refrain from pooing and peeing for a couple weeks and you will have more focus and testorone and get lots of ladies.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:04:05 PM »

refrain from pooing and peeing for a couple weeks and you will have more focus and testorone and get lots of ladies.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:05:50 PM »

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:09:39 PM »

_{[drew i am sorry you cant understnd the comedic geniuous/sub]}

ddrew

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:32:52 PM »

i thought russians were supposed to be good at drinking

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2013, 01:55:41 PM »

since drinking is bad for you, wouldn't being good at drinking imply that you don't drink any of it.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:27:04 PM »

since drinking is bad for you, wouldn't being good at drinking imply that you don't drink any of it.

does this logicf apply to sex in that i am actually good at it

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:36:16 PM »

Methodis stop making the Evilbore Black Caucus look bad

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:45:23 PM »

ya, my expectation of black people has been lowered, and it is all Methodis' fault.

Barry Egan · « **Reply #19 on:** February 11, 2013, 04:53:09 PM »

you mean your anticipation has been lowered. You're not looking forward to meeting one someday, like you once were.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #20 on:** February 11, 2013, 05:01:05 PM »

I always mean what I say

Barry Egan · « **Reply #21 on:** February 11, 2013, 05:04:59 PM »

you're right, it works either way

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #22 on:** February 11, 2013, 06:21:56 PM »

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