Author Topic: Gay Porn and Tears For Lube (Bore V-Day Plans 2013) (Read 2845 times)

tehjaybo · « **on:** February 14, 2013, 01:46:24 AM »

What you guys got going on?

Personally I plan on a day-long spankfest of the best fetish porn I can find.

Just kidding, my lady is making breakfast, we're going to see Warm Bodies, and then tonight I'll be cooking dinner.

Then tomorrow, we're having a couples date with a few friends to see Die Hard, cause explosions. Nothing says love like explosions.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:48:42 AM »

:'(

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:54:17 AM »

I'll have to delete my browsing history every time I click this thread. Thanks a lot

gonna be working most of V Day, and then playing Path of Exile

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:07:04 AM »

I'll be going on a first official date with someone I've had a thing for since... September? I had no idea first dates on Valentine's were considered taboo until yesterday.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:28:15 AM »

Girl asked me to go to a burlesque show with her (she's very bi). But I'm too busy Thursday night. We're just planning to hang out in the morning and early afternoon.

Atramental · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:31:04 AM »

Working hard so I can party hard Saturday.

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:38:40 AM »

Either watching something on television or having a second child.

pilonv1 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:52:48 AM »

Had some japanese for dinner with the little lady, then some desert. Nothing exciting, we don't do much on Valentine's Day

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2013, 05:39:52 AM »

plan to spend most of the day on the phone with recruiters, and, also, not messaging S., the girl I am non-dating, even as she doesn't message me

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2013, 07:45:06 AM »

Go to class for the second time in three months. Maybe I'll find a desperate girl on campus or on the bus.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

$:-\$

:'(

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Huff · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:30:39 AM »

Was planning on heading to the bars but with a test tonight and a verbal defense case tomorrow, I'll probably just stay in and study

Trent Dole · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:49:48 AM »

I'm getting once side of my teeth scraped (some weird cleaning thing?) and one of my wisdom teeth removed, fun times. Happy VD errrbody!

tiesto · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:16:22 AM »

Working then going home and playing Ni No Kuni and Ys 1 and 2 on Steam (it gets released today).

I'm gonna go out on a second date next week with the Jewish chick. We're gonna go ice skating... so that's pretty cool and something to look forward to. It's weird, normally I'd be more desperate than ever to have a g/f, what with all my friends being paired off, but I don't really care. I'm cool with just hanging out and occasionally perusing OKC and emailing a girl if they get my attention.

Mr. Gundam · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:12:22 AM »

We don't do anything for Valentine's Day really.

Taking our daughter to her one-year checkup at the doctors, and then picking up a heart shaped pizzat a Papa Murphy's.

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:52:44 AM »

absolutely nothing

Brehvolution · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:56:02 AM »

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 11:50:42 AM

Getting head

nudemacusers · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:11:11 PM »

putting the fancy bondage cuffs on the wife and performing various sex acts

Quote from: Mr. Gundam on February 14, 2013, 11:12:22 AM

heart shaped pizzat a Papa Murphy's.

hmm, I might have to do this

Steve Contra · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:26:25 PM »

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 11:50:42 AM

Getting head

You married the wrong girl in that case.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:28:26 PM »

School->vidya->late night work shift

Yeti · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:51:35 PM »

getting a haircut and going bowling

Brehvolution · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:56:22 PM »

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #21 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:57:09 PM »

http://imgur.com/a/pA97F

MyNameIsMethodis · « **Reply #22 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:03:17 PM »

this day is fukkin shite m8s

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #23 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:11:09 PM »

How often do you get head, Borys?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #24 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:23:42 PM »

If you did, you wouldn't have cared enough to mention it. Admit it, it's an occasion.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:30:53 PM »

Mail orders be uppity.

pickle · « **Reply #26 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:34:20 PM »

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 03:14:17 PM

Whenever I feel like.

I guess you must be pretty flexible yea?

Steve Contra · « **Reply #27 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:00:40 PM »

Special occasion headgiver...depressing.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:12:40 PM »

Borys is too shy to admit that it's stinky pinky day.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #29 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:20:11 PM »

met up with xhamster for breakfast and think i'll do something with xhamster after dinner.

Robo · « **Reply #30 on:** February 14, 2013, 07:12:22 PM »

I'm about to eat a whole bucket of KFC by myself and then I'm gonna sob into this big World War II book I'm reading and smear grease and tears all through the pages.

I'm basically Mark from Peep Show.

But the most pathetic thing I did today was set a private appointment on my Outlook calender for around this time so my coworkers actually think I have something to do besides the above.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #31 on:** February 15, 2013, 12:44:58 AM »

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 03:52:55 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2013, 03:23:42 PM
If you did, you wouldn't have cared enough to mention it. Admit it, it's an occasion.

The question was "what are you doing on V-day?". Don't be an ass.

I was trying to be cute.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:50:50 AM »

nudemacusers · « **Reply #33 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:55:03 AM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 15, 2013, 12:44:58 AM

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 03:52:55 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2013, 03:23:42 PM
If you did, you wouldn't have cared enough to mention it. Admit it, it's an occasion.

The question was "what are you doing on V-day?". Don't be an ass.

I was trying to be cute.

i still think you're cute bb

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #34 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:56:19 AM »

Drank and watched Fast and Furious. All according to keikaku

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #35 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:59:22 AM »

Quote from: Robo on February 14, 2013, 07:12:22 PM

I'm about to eat a whole bucket of KFC by myself and then I'm gonna sob into this big World War II book I'm reading and smear grease and tears all through the pages.

I'm basically Mark from Peep Show.

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #36 on:** February 15, 2013, 03:09:19 AM »

I sent a "if this asteroid kills us in an hour or so, I just want you to know that I actually have a thing for you" text to a lady friend I've been pining over. Got an "I love you too, idiot" text back. NOT SURE WHAT THIS ALL MEANS.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #37 on:** February 15, 2013, 03:17:52 AM »

Send:

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pilonv1 · « **Reply #38 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:36:24 AM »

Quote from: Steve Contra on February 14, 2013, 12:26:25 PM

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 11:50:42 AM
Getting head
You married the wrong girl in that case.

He never said it would be from his wife. Maybe he's going dumpster hunting?

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #39 on:** February 15, 2013, 11:30:24 AM »

i figured borys was more of a pegging type, blowies seem a bit junior high for him

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #40 on:** February 15, 2013, 02:20:57 PM »

Yesterday was grand.

Quote from: macuser3of5 on February 15, 2013, 01:55:03 AM

i still think you're cute bb

aww bb i knew ud undstnd

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #41 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:11:30 PM »

so after yesterday I am thinking I may actually be in a relationship soon - WHICH I HAVE NO IDEA HOW TO DO

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #42 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:19:38 PM »

lucky ducks

kinda

kinda

Just take it slow and don't actively think about that while around her. Suppress all that anxiety until you get home.

Diunx · « **Reply #43 on:** February 15, 2013, 04:21:41 PM »

Ate some candy at work, gave a gift to a friend and then masturbated to a chick that was wearing an insanely hot skirt at work.

TEEEPO · « **Reply #44 on:** February 15, 2013, 09:49:43 PM »

my gf broke up with me on valentines day :'(

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #45 on:** February 15, 2013, 10:05:32 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 14, 2013, 03:11:09 PM

How often do you get head, Borys?

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 03:14:17 PM

Whenever I feel like.

This is a lie unless you're getting it half a dozen times a day.

Yeti · « **Reply #46 on:** February 16, 2013, 12:11:30 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 15, 2013, 09:49:43 PM

my gf broke up with me on valentines day :'(

Did you get to keep the gift you got her at least?

pickle · « **Reply #47 on:** February 16, 2013, 08:35:37 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 15, 2013, 09:49:43 PM

my gf broke up with me on valentines day :'(

*hugs*

tiesto · « **Reply #48 on:** February 16, 2013, 11:08:56 AM »

Quote from: TEEEPO on February 15, 2013, 09:49:43 PM

my gf broke up with me on valentines day :'(

Ouch!

Hoping for the best, man.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #49 on:** February 16, 2013, 11:12:53 AM »

There will be no best man; they broke up.

Brehvolution · « **Reply #50 on:** February 18, 2013, 12:59:38 PM »

TEEEPO · « **Reply #51 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:01:34 PM »

:'(

Brehvolution · « **Reply #52 on:** February 18, 2013, 03:16:26 PM »

I"m sorry for your loss Teeepo. :'(

Nothing left to do now but release the pics.

Robo · « **Reply #53 on:** February 19, 2013, 01:10:52 AM »

So fess up, what'd you do? You must have provoked her somehow if she was willing to turn the most emotionally volatile holiday of the year into something even more particularly loathsome. That's just remarkably cruel without context.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #54 on:** February 19, 2013, 01:35:48 AM »

It seems like a lot of people would probably break up right before or during it. As it does artificially make you take stock of the relationship. At least you get a full year to sleep around and then find somebody decent to share it with. /silver lining

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Author Topic: Gay Porn and Tears For Lube (Bore V-Day Plans 2013) (Read 2845 times)