Author Topic: Blade Runner shoots his girlfriend; Happy Valentine's Day! (Read 3674 times)

Joe Molotov · « **on:** February 14, 2013, 08:55:22 AM »

http://www.cnn.com/2013/02/14/world/africa/south-africa-blade-runner-shooting/index.html?hpt=hp_t1

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Pretoria, South Africa (CNN) -- Olympic runner Oscar Pistorius has been charged with murder in the death of his girlfriend at his South Africa home early Thursday.
Reeva Steenkamp, 29, and Pistorius, 26, were the only two people in the upscale Pretoria home at the time of the shooting, police spokeswoman Denise Beukes said.

The top theory is that she showed up to his house to surprise him and he thought she was an intruder and shot her. The other theory is that he just hated her and wanted her to be dead.

Momo · « **Reply #1 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:56:25 AM »

Yeah I heard the police are looking to deny bail so they think he was up to something

T-Short · « **Reply #2 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:15:50 AM »

The police are looking for a motive, but so far they're stumped

Brehvolution · « **Reply #3 on:** February 14, 2013, 09:18:18 AM »

Reb · « **Reply #4 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:05:06 AM »

Sounds like he's knee deep in shit.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #5 on:** February 14, 2013, 10:24:53 AM »

When I read thread title, I thought Harrison Ford shot Ally Mcbeal. That would have been huge news

radioheadrule83 · « **Reply #6 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:01:34 AM »

Someone told me he was already legless when she arrived. If only he'd been un-armed!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #7 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:23:20 AM »

This is officially the straight valentines day thread btw

Stoney Mason · « **Reply #8 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:30:28 AM »

Same thing happened to OJ.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #9 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:44:39 AM »

A good friend of mine has a son who is an amputee and this dude was his hero. He's devastated

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #10 on:** February 14, 2013, 11:51:12 AM »

Roses are red
Violets are glorious
Never sneak up
On Oscar Pistorious

drew · « **Reply #11 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:14:33 PM »

Momo · « **Reply #12 on:** February 14, 2013, 12:26:11 PM »

Quote from: Borys on February 14, 2013, 11:42:42 AM

She was fucking hot. What a dumbass.

Oh well, Africans

Momo

Hey I'm friends with a former Miss South Africa and I have never shot her

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Great Rumbler · « **Reply #13 on:** February 14, 2013, 01:42:31 PM »

THANKS OBAMA

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #14 on:** February 14, 2013, 02:37:25 PM »

I just realized this guy has no legs; figured he was just some runner until I saw a picture on Yahoo

Steve Contra · « **Reply #15 on:** February 14, 2013, 03:11:35 PM »

Apparently she was shot 4 times. $:-\$

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #16 on:** February 14, 2013, 04:22:22 PM »

Quote from: Rebiak on February 14, 2013, 10:05:06 AM

Sounds like he's knee deep in shit.

Quote from: radioheadrule83 on February 14, 2013, 11:01:34 AM

Someone told me he was already legless when she arrived. If only he'd been un-armed!

NO, we're not doing this here. MODS HALP

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #17 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:03:14 PM »

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #18 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:05:58 PM »

Quote from: Momo on February 14, 2013, 08:56:25 AM

Yeah I heard the police are looking to deny bail so they think he was up to something

They must have a pretty easy case then... guess he doesn't have a leg to stand on.

Great Rumbler · « **Reply #19 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:10:27 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2013, 08:03:14 PM

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THEN WHO WAS GUN??!?!?!?!?!!

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #20 on:** February 14, 2013, 08:11:46 PM »

why didn't he just run away then

eh

ToxicAdam · « **Reply #21 on:** February 15, 2013, 01:06:38 AM »

More like he caught her in bed with someone else and the dude got away and she got the bullets.

chronovore · « **Reply #22 on:** February 17, 2013, 01:09:11 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 14, 2013, 10:24:53 AM

When I read thread title, I thought Harrison Ford shot Ally Mcbeal. That would have been huge news

I thought it was going to be that Harrison Ford shot Sean Young, because she was stalking him like she did James Woods.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2013, 06:05:44 AM »

I hope everyone remembered to not murder their girlfriends this weekend!

Yeti · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:40:18 PM »

I would first have to have a girlfriend in order to murder her.

Madrun Badrun · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2013, 01:53:00 PM »

Fuck, I knew I should have made a note.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #26 on:** February 19, 2013, 01:54:54 PM »

Nicely done, lads.

Dickie Dee · « **Reply #27 on:** February 19, 2013, 02:11:14 PM »

It would be pretty cool if his legs combined into a badass bow

Huff · « **Reply #28 on:** February 19, 2013, 03:06:17 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on February 14, 2013, 08:03:14 PM

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Nikes just not having much luck with their athletes nowadays

Momo · « **Reply #29 on:** October 14, 2014, 02:55:56 AM »

So sentencing time is here.

Momo · « **Reply #30 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:02:18 AM »

http://www.timeslive.co.za/thetimes/2014/10/15/oscars-blood-money

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The offer came to light after Annette Vergeer, a probation officer testifying about Pistorius’s remorse and suitability for correctional supervision, stunned the court when she revealed that for the past 18-months Pistorius had been paying Steenkamp’s parents R6000 a month for the past 18 months.

Nicca be paying the folks $600 per month like he put murder on post payed lay away.

Rufus · « **Reply #31 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:10:20 AM »

That SA prison culture video you posted a while ago makes me understand why this guy would be this fucking desperate.

Momo · « **Reply #32 on:** October 15, 2014, 01:18:01 AM »

Quote from: Rufus on October 15, 2014, 01:10:20 AM

That SA prison culture video you posted a while ago makes me understand why this guy would be this fucking desperate.

John Mongrel vid? Yeah. Even the drunk tank here has shit that would make a grown ass man cry.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #33 on:** October 21, 2014, 10:50:18 AM »

"That dude there. I need his prosthetic leg."

Sman · « **Reply #34 on:** October 21, 2014, 02:21:26 PM »

"It's too bad she won't live"

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