hah, thought the same thing.
This game's fun. My only real problem was screwing up a QTE at the end of the Ray fight and having my entire score get wiped for it. That is bullshit and a holdover from Bayonetta. I got hit from off-screen a couple times, which also sucked...as far as I could tell, I had about a frame to react and no warning, but I'll have to test that more.
I don't find it to be nearly as parry-dependent as others have made it out to be. Its just that none of his defense is a sure-fire block button to squeeze when you're in trouble. He's mobile as fuck, so there's your defense.
I'm skipping the cut scenes, I'll just read what's important later.