What happened here? I'm so confused. It's a first-year DS game pinball spinoff based on Nintendo's 3D Metroid whoring. Shouldn't I have to control the flippers with the stylus and the top screen be used solely for score readouts and stat tracking? Shouldn't this game be so awful that it makes me pine for Hunters? I don't understand how the game is actually good.
By the way you all FAILED for not pimping it to me. Just as badly as we all failed Willco on Gunstar Super Heroes.
Evilbore: Failure is Our Recipe