Author Topic: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo! (Read 2458 times)

Quote from: Positive Touch on February 27, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.

Beezy · « **Reply #12 on:** February 28, 2013, 12:05:16 AM »

tiesto · « **Reply #13 on:** February 28, 2013, 12:17:05 AM »

Congrats, Bizzle!

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #14 on:** February 28, 2013, 01:59:15 AM »

Congrats, happy 16 pack abs wedding!

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #15 on:** February 28, 2013, 02:23:45 AM »

The Business or Bz? Happy birthday

Cormacaroni · « **Reply #16 on:** February 28, 2013, 02:38:33 AM »

Biz is ignoring this thread manfully, I see. Perhaps many years down the line when we are all dead, he will shed a single tear in the moonlight as he remembers the day someone made a thread about him

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #17 on:** February 28, 2013, 02:53:28 AM »

I see he hasn't been online since the 13th. He must have had a wicked Valentine's, with the rush of feels inducing a type of amnesia.

Smooth Groove · « **Reply #18 on:** February 28, 2013, 02:59:11 AM »

Probably whipping the bride into shape for her navel baring wedding dress

benjipwns · « **Reply #19 on:** February 28, 2013, 02:59:30 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

Have you tried a classy hat and vest over a pop-nerd t-shirt?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #20 on:** February 28, 2013, 03:00:36 AM »

Quote from: Smooth Groove on February 28, 2013, 02:59:11 AM

Probably whipping the bride into shape for her navel baring wedding dress

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #21 on:** February 28, 2013, 04:04:33 AM »

Congrats!

pickle · « **Reply #22 on:** February 28, 2013, 06:01:56 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2013, 11:06:27 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on February 27, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.

You should totes put that on your okcupid profile man.

Oh yea, congrats bizzy bee!

drew · « **Reply #23 on:** February 28, 2013, 07:05:20 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM

I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

mhm...

Cerveza mas fina · « **Reply #24 on:** February 28, 2013, 07:47:29 AM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM

I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

:troll

Brehvolution · « **Reply #25 on:** February 28, 2013, 09:03:58 AM »

Mupepe · « **Reply #26 on:** February 28, 2013, 10:51:47 AM »

Congrats Biz!

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #27 on:** February 28, 2013, 03:14:35 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on February 27, 2013, 11:58:37 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on February 27, 2013, 11:06:27 PM
Quote from: Positive Touch on February 27, 2013, 10:39:56 PM
how long before she gets tired of his cutting snarkiness

Studies have shown that cutting snark (sometimes referred to as douchery) is an aphrodisiac. Just ask all them GAFfers.

It only works if you're not fat and broke... I'm literally borderline MENSA smart and HILARIOUS but if you look like a bridge troll and don't have that skrilla it don't matter.

On topic: congrats, sir.

GS-level post, man

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #28 on:** February 28, 2013, 03:53:05 PM »

Can't wait to torpedo his 2030 senate campaign with his Bore posts

Boogie · « **Reply #29 on:** February 28, 2013, 05:00:40 PM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 03:14:35 PM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now.

CajoleJuice · « **Reply #30 on:** February 28, 2013, 05:05:54 PM »

Quote from: Boogie on February 28, 2013, 05:00:40 PM

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 03:14:35 PM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now.

"Gave up Facebook, Reddit, and forums for Lent. Unsurprisingly, my Twitter activity has skyrocketed."

Verdigris Murder · « **Reply #31 on:** February 28, 2013, 05:35:18 PM »

I'm pretty sure he did the question after cooking a nice meal.

A woman when well fed, regresses subconsciously into her cave woman form. Thus her resistance is weakened by sustenance.

Boogie · « **Reply #32 on:** March 02, 2013, 12:54:39 AM »

Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 05:05:54 PM

Quote from: Boogie on February 28, 2013, 05:00:40 PM
Quote from: CajoleJuice on February 28, 2013, 03:14:35 PM

Also, I think he has been trying to avoid forums, but instead he tweets now.

No, that's what you do now.

"Gave up Facebook, Reddit, and forums for Lent. Unsurprisingly, my Twitter activity has skyrocketed."

well, okay then. At least he has an excuse.

Robo · « **Reply #33 on:** March 02, 2013, 10:01:41 PM »

If she hooked up with you, she ain't that great, but I'm happy for ya anyway.

Himu · « **Reply #34 on:** March 03, 2013, 12:59:12 AM »

CONGRATS HONEY

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Author Topic: My boi Biz stepped up his business, yo! (Read 2458 times)