Author Topic: Man girls create drama out of anything. (Read 4164 times)

Christopher · « **on:** January 10, 2007, 05:51:14 PM »

check this.

Some girl I've been "seeing" since like not even December 16th, sent me a SLEW of text messages today while I'm in a meeting:

1.) Hey are like we even still friends?

Me: Um yeah...why

2.) Because you don't even call me anymore, you use to call me like once a day I feel like you want nothing to do with me.

Me: Wow stop acting gay

3.) Fine if you want nothing to do with me just tell me and we can end what we have here.

Me: Ok

Yes her text messages were that long, and my pocket was vibrating like a motherfucker so I kept answering them.

So I just texted her back that I was in a meeting and that when I come home I go to the gym, get something to eat and chill out for like an HOUR before I go to bed.

What the fuck? She then started crying saying she missed me, and I should just end it if I can't make time for her.

Man fuck girls and their stupid drama.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #1 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:52:17 PM »

Stop making threads.

Christopher · « **Reply #2 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:53:56 PM »

Stop being fat

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #3 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:54:49 PM »

What are you, two?

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #4 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:56:25 PM »

I dont even know what to say to this thread lol.

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #5 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:56:31 PM »

Quote from: Chris

Me: Wow stop acting gay

Shes probably on the rag $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #6 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:57:07 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #7 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:59:05 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 05:57:07 PM

That is the eeriest creepiest mothafucken commercial I've ever seen. The laugh will haunt my dreams, dear god

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #8 on:** January 10, 2007, 05:59:44 PM »

I thought this thread was about "man girls" aka big sobby vagina duders like most of Opa-Ages.

Teenager Talk (tm Teenagers) is interminably uninteresting.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #9 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:00:19 PM »

I mostly feel bad cause its dying in the water and its trying to laugh but it knows its dying.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #10 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:01:24 PM »

Chris, pics?

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

"So this girl I've been seeing told me she's tired of anal, and doesn't want it anymore. She said all she wants to do is blowjobs this week. Guys, what should I do? Girls are so complicated"

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #11 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:03:18 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:01:24 PM

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

Why would you want to have some she-thing bothering you every five minutes -- not for sex, but to "hang out"?

Christopher · « **Reply #12 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:03:38 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 10, 2007, 05:59:44 PM

I thought this thread was about "man girls" aka big sobby vagina duders like most of Opa-Ages.

Teenager Talk (tm Teenagers) is interminably uninteresting.

Hey if you want take the thread there as all our threads get off topic anyway ;p

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:01:24 PM

Chris, pics?

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

"So this girl I've been seeing told me she's tired of anal, and doesn't want it anymore. She said all she wants to do is blowjobs this week. Guys, what should I do? Girls are so complicated"

I'll PM it to you, way too much personal stuff comes to bite you in the ass online.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #13 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:04:17 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:03:18 PM

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:01:24 PM

Man I wish my problems were like your problems.

Why would you want to have some she-thing bothering you every five minutes -- not for sex, but to "hang out"?

It would make me feel good $:-\$

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #14 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:04:47 PM »

Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #15 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:06:04 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 06:04:47 PM

Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.

Obviously you resort to childish responses like "Y R U GAY?"

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #16 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:06:48 PM »

Hurry up with that PM!

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #17 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:07:27 PM »

BlueTsunami · « **Reply #18 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:08:44 PM »

Quote from: MrAngryFace on January 10, 2007, 06:04:47 PM

Its just what do you say when a girls freaking out over text message like that lol.

I sometimes think about going with the flow and conceding to the Master Vagina but I then feel like a submissive douche afterwards. So screw giving into the Vagina, time to fight back the bossman

brawndolicious · « **Reply #19 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:11:49 PM »

you didn't actually say "gay"?

Christopher · « **Reply #20 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:12:43 PM »

um yeah I did - she was acting gay.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #21 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:14:24 PM »

Ah, so you really are two years old.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #22 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:16:03 PM »

PMs?

Christopher · « **Reply #23 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:16:42 PM »

lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".

brawndolicious · « **Reply #24 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:16:52 PM »

even if you don't ever want anything to do with her now, apologize. trust me on that one.

APF · « **Reply #25 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:16:58 PM »

THREE WHOLE TEXT MESSAGES? WTF PSYCHO BITCH OBSESSED HOPE YOU GOT A RESTRAINING ORDER AND WATCH YOUR BUNNIES DON'T LET THEM GET BOILED THATS THE NEXT STEP

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #26 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:17:55 PM »

Stop critisizing the man - he's a fucking pimp. A Burger King fiend and an ugly terrorist have no place judging Chris

Shake

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #27 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:19:46 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:16:42 PM

lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".

Stupid fratboys like you make me sick. LOLZ SHE MESSAGED ME 3 TIMES, WHAT A GAY STALKER.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #28 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:20:15 PM »

And like APF said, that's NOTHING you fucking bitch! She just wanted to start an impersonal or wtf conversation.

I mean have SOME balls.

Don't talk to her then, say you're in a meeting, turn off the fucking phone, you have options.

Christopher · « **Reply #29 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:20:32 PM »

All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever. I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.

Christopher · « **Reply #30 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:21:38 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:19:46 PM

Quote from: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:16:42 PM
lol shut your mouth you fat fuck, you have no right to judge anyone espcially after your "drunk video".

Stupid fratboys like you make me sick. LOLZ SHE MESSAGED ME 3 TIMES, WHAT A GAY STALKER.

Did I say she was a stalker? I just said the drama when I called her back from crying was stupid.

am nintenho, when you actually you know, have some interaction with a female, come back and report to me. All I'm saying is how girls like to start shit for no reason.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #31 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:22:30 PM »

Quote from: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:20:32 PM

All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever. I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.

Why, cuz I'm a GAY DOO DOO FACE?

I can't believe someone with a college education and a supposed well-paying job can still be such a child.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #32 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:23:39 PM »

Saw the pic...

BAIL OUT

She's not ugly by any means, but if she's that annoying and not even great looking please do the shallow - yet right - thing and get rid of it.

Christopher · « **Reply #33 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:24:40 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:22:30 PM

Quote from: Christopher on January 10, 2007, 06:20:32 PM
All I'm saying is that I don't judge anyone, ever. I don't know "TheDarkShake" of all people coming on here telling ME how I should act and talk.

Why, cuz I'm a GAY DOO DOO FACE?

I can't believe someone with a college education and a supposed well-paying job can still be such a child.

I am. Get over it. Look at MAF.

And don't point or wag your finger at anyone, what a judgemental fat fuck. I don't judge ANYONE, I don't need to be judged by you.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #34 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:26:10 PM »

Wow this is funny.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #35 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:26:17 PM »

How can she be "that annoying" by messaging him a whole THREE TIMES? C'mon PD, use some sense.

Chris: You don't judge anyone, yet you have no problem calling me a fat fuck and acting like a child around others. I'd rather be a fat fuck than be an overgrown two year old.

Christopher · « **Reply #36 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:28:54 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:26:17 PM

How can she be "that annoying" by messaging him a whole THREE TIMES? C'mon PD, use some sense.

Chris: You don't judge anyone, yet you have no problem calling me a fat fuck and acting like a child around others. I'd rather be a fat fuck than be an overgrown two year old.

I don't judge you until you get on me. Oh I'm a two year old wow great thanks.

this is funny, the three text messages were out of place, annoying, and just didn't need to happen. They came out of no where, and this girl has never seen clingy to me. That's all I was saying in this thread, you people just love to attack anyone.

Fuck off.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #37 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:30:09 PM »

Come on guys fuck it. Who fucking cares lets be cool

Christopher · « **Reply #38 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:31:35 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on January 10, 2007, 06:30:09 PM

Come on guys fuck it. Who fucking cares lets be cool

That's all I'm saying it's just bullshit to talk about I didn't need this shit. Alot of my friends still say "that's gay that's gay" I'm fucking 20 years old I know how to speak around my friends, and when to speak with adults/co-workers.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #39 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:31:43 PM »

You obviously wanted us to congradulate you on your "awesome" burn and riff about girls being STOOPID and having COOTIES and whatnot. Don't act as if we're attacking you for no reason, people get reprimanded all the time IRL for doing stupid, childish things.

Christopher · « **Reply #40 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:32:51 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:31:43 PM

You obviously wanted us to congradulate you on your "awesome" burn and riff about girls being STOOPID and having COOTIES and whatnot. Don't act as if we're attacking you for no reason, people get reprimanded all the time IRL for doing stupid, childish things.

whatever your SO MATURE SHAKE

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #41 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:33:45 PM »

Why thank you.

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #42 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:39:24 PM »

The girl was definitely acting gay. I am with Chris.

The real world isn't neogaf. "gay" is a perfectly normal insult to describe that kind of behavior. Like if my roommate had told me the same story, the first thing that'd come to my mind is, "damn, that's pretty gay."

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #43 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:41:04 PM »

What does the term "gay" have to do with a chick asking to hang out with you? o_O

BobbyRobby · « **Reply #44 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:45:46 PM »

if she just said "wanna hang out?" like a normal person, it wouldn't be gay.

She was fishing for attention and creating uneccesary drama.

Christopher · « **Reply #45 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:47:06 PM »

um she didn't say let's hang out:

1.) Hey are like we even still friends?

Me: Um yeah...why

2.) Because you don't even call me anymore, you use to call me like once a day I feel like you want nothing to do with me.

Her exactly words.

Seriously Shake, stop acting like a fucking cunt dude. It was shit that came out of no where, and at 10:30 in the morning I didn't want to deal with it.

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #46 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:49:37 PM »

I thought we were done arguing?

No matter how you spin it, I don't think saying "you're being gay" to a chick who's asking for a little attention is a reasonable answer. Sorry, no dice.

cloudwalking · « **Reply #47 on:** January 10, 2007, 06:59:29 PM »

Quote from: The Dark Shake on January 10, 2007, 06:49:37 PM

No matter how you spin it, I don't think saying "you're being gay" to a chick who's asking for a little attention is a reasonable answer. Sorry, no dice.

Yes, you should give attention to your friends, but a true friend should never demand attention from someone.

APF · « **Reply #48 on:** January 10, 2007, 08:12:15 PM »

I mean WTF after two text messages you're already dead to me; three and I go after your entire fucking family.

Itch · « **Reply #49 on:** January 11, 2007, 07:50:22 AM »

Yeah man. Chickas are always overanalyzing the smallest things.

"What did you mean when you said/did that?"

Fuck that shit man.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #50 on:** January 11, 2007, 08:11:09 AM »

Exactly. Even the smallest details can get them riled up

Female friend: So what did you guys do?
Me: ?
Female friend: You know what I'm talking about lol
Me: What?
Female Friend: The girl you did the study group with; what did you guys do?
Me: WTF that was two weeks ago
Female Friend: I know, but...what happened?
Me: Why do you care lol
Female Friend: Oh so you aren't going to tell me?

What the hell

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #51 on:** January 11, 2007, 08:30:46 AM »

Um... you could just answer the question, dude. If you act that way when a chick asks you a simple question, no wonder you don't get any pussy.

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #52 on:** January 11, 2007, 10:25:21 AM »

Shake you don't get it. There's something called privacy and there's something called being a god damn annoying pushy woman. Mix those things together and you get a huge headache.

Lonestar · « **Reply #53 on:** January 11, 2007, 12:37:28 PM »

PD and Dark Shake, why do you post in threads that concern the opposite sex? If we wanted advice from adult virgins, we'd PM opa or MAF. We don't need your insights gleaned from various Cosmo's derailing thread after thread. In short: get laid, then get laid again. Then start talking. Until then, STFU you batch of losers.

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #54 on:** January 11, 2007, 12:39:17 PM »

SURE SOUNDS LIKE SOME PEOPLE IN HERE WANNA BE BANNED!

The Miles Trahan Burger Experiment · « **Reply #55 on:** January 11, 2007, 12:42:13 PM »

STFU Lonestar

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #56 on:** January 11, 2007, 12:46:03 PM »

Conversely, you could ask Lonestar, and get an equally useless but more sanctimonious response. I'd put your advice on women square in the middle of the PD/Dark Shake category.

Lonestar · « **Reply #57 on:** January 11, 2007, 01:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Drinky Crow on January 11, 2007, 12:46:03 PM

Conversely, you could ask Lonestar, and get an equally useless but more sanctimonious response. I'd put your advice on women square in the middle of the PD/Dark Shake category.

Oh, lol, I upset your BF. My bad...

MrAngryFace · « **Reply #58 on:** January 11, 2007, 02:28:32 PM »

SOME PLUTOIN' IS COMIN UP!

The Sceneman · « **Reply #59 on:** January 11, 2007, 02:35:00 PM »

Bitches aint shit. Seriously. THEY LET YOU PUT YOUR DICK INSIDE THEM. How fucking low is that. Stupid bitches.

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Author Topic: Man girls create drama out of anything. (Read 4164 times)