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So says someone at work. Dead serious.

Should i be worried im gonna get mowed down with an ak one day?

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2013, 12:52:01 PM »
You would think would give cancer to other people first but nooooo

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #2 on: March 07, 2013, 12:56:12 PM »
I'm more concerned about the secret weapon.

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2013, 12:56:33 PM »
Wait, I thought Chavez and Obama were best buds?
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2013, 01:01:33 PM »
I heard on the radio the Venezuela vicepresidente saying the US gave Chavez cancer but I thought it was a metaphor, like we broke his spirit, you know?

Which allowed the real cancer to kill him :o
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2013, 01:02:31 PM »
Hussein, Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, and now Chavez... who's next? Mugabe?
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2013, 01:21:17 PM »
I was informed at Chic-fil-a today that he was burning in hell right now.

And also that Obama is a muslim, and Iraq was charging our military $9/gal for gas and they only paid 15 cents for it.
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #7 on: March 07, 2013, 01:38:17 PM »
Should i be worried im gonna get mowed down with an ak one day?

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #8 on: March 07, 2013, 01:41:17 PM »
I was informed at Chic-fil-a today that he was burning in hell right now.

And also that Obama is a muslim, and Iraq was charging our military $9/gal for gas and they only paid 15 cents for it.

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #9 on: March 07, 2013, 03:36:08 PM »
Cancer, of all things, grabbing another 'W' for America. #merica
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #10 on: March 07, 2013, 04:27:09 PM »
Good thing we hadn't cured cancer yet.
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #11 on: March 07, 2013, 04:29:36 PM »
Hussein, Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, and now Chavez... who's next? Mugabe?

Mugabe's keeping the black man down. The US wouldn't kill him as their interests are aligned.

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #12 on: March 07, 2013, 04:31:40 PM »
Hussein, Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, and now Chavez... who's next? Mugabe?

You forgot Andrew Breitbart.
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #13 on: March 07, 2013, 04:31:44 PM »
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Russian Communist Party head Gennady Zyuganov today demanded an international investigation into the death of Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, claiming it was “far from a coincidence” that six leaders of Latin-American countries who had criticized the U.S. simultaneously fell ill with cancer.

“How did it happen that six leaders of Latin American countries which had criticized US policies and tried to create an influential alliance in order to be independent and sovereign states, fell ill simultaneously with the same disease?” Zyuganov told Russian state television, urging an investigation under “international control” into Chavez’s death.

Zyuganov is accurate so far as his claim that six Latin-American leaders were diagnosed with cancer within a relatively close period of time, most notably Argentina’s President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer in December 2012, although later analysis proved that she had never actually suffered from the illness.

Current Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, Paraguay’s Fernando Lugo, and the former Brazilian leader Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, have all been hit with cancer in the last few years. In 2006 it was also reported that retired Cuban leader Fidel Castro was also diagnosed with cancer.

Zyuganov’s comments follow similar rhetoric by Venezuelan Vice President Madurs, who in the hours before the announcement of Chavez’ death accused “the historical enemies of our homeland” of being responsible for Chavez’ cancer, claiming that Yasser Arafat had also been “inoculated with an illness.”

Hugo Chavez himself once speculated that the United States had a cancer weapon after being diagnosed with the disease in 2011. “Would it be so strange that they’ve invented the technology to spread cancer and we won’t know about it for 50 years?” he stated.

“Fidel [Castro] always told me, ‘Chávez take care. These people have developed technology. You are very careless. Take care what you eat, what they give you to eat … a little needle and they inject you with I don’t know what,’ Chavez added.

Proof:
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #14 on: March 07, 2013, 04:39:50 PM »
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #16 on: March 07, 2013, 04:42:27 PM »
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Russian Communist Party head Gennady Zyuganov today demanded an international investigation into the death of Venezuela’s Hugo Chavez, claiming it was “far from a coincidence” that six leaders of Latin-American countries who had criticized the U.S. simultaneously fell ill with cancer.

“How did it happen that six leaders of Latin American countries which had criticized US policies and tried to create an influential alliance in order to be independent and sovereign states, fell ill simultaneously with the same disease?” Zyuganov told Russian state television, urging an investigation under “international control” into Chavez’s death.

Zyuganov is accurate so far as his claim that six Latin-American leaders were diagnosed with cancer within a relatively close period of time, most notably Argentina’s President Cristina Fernández de Kirchner, who was diagnosed with thyroid cancer in December 2012, although later analysis proved that she had never actually suffered from the illness.

Current Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, Paraguay’s Fernando Lugo, and the former Brazilian leader Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, have all been hit with cancer in the last few years. In 2006 it was also reported that retired Cuban leader Fidel Castro was also diagnosed with cancer.

Zyuganov’s comments follow similar rhetoric by Venezuelan Vice President Madurs, who in the hours before the announcement of Chavez’ death accused “the historical enemies of our homeland” of being responsible for Chavez’ cancer, claiming that Yasser Arafat had also been “inoculated with an illness.”

Hugo Chavez himself once speculated that the United States had a cancer weapon after being diagnosed with the disease in 2011. “Would it be so strange that they’ve invented the technology to spread cancer and we won’t know about it for 50 years?” he stated.

“Fidel [Castro] always told me, ‘Chávez take care. These people have developed technology. You are very careless. Take care what you eat, what they give you to eat … a little needle and they inject you with I don’t know what,’ Chavez added.

Proof:


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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2013, 04:53:47 PM »
Is it coincidence that Hugo Chavez and Paul Bearer both died of cancer on the same day??
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2013, 05:52:42 AM »
Oh so this is a legit nutters theory I see.

Me so relieved.

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #19 on: March 08, 2013, 08:34:35 AM »
Hasta siempre comandante  :'(

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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #20 on: March 08, 2013, 09:23:22 AM »
Hussein, Bin Laden, Kim Jong Il, and now Chavez... who's next? Mupepe?

 :'( :'( :'(
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #21 on: March 08, 2013, 09:25:04 AM »
Nanodrones did it.


lern to reed Alex Jones, nubs.


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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #22 on: March 08, 2013, 02:55:35 PM »
Nanodrones did it.


lern to reed Alex Jones, nubs.

Not HAARP?
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Re: Chavez died of cancer that the us gave him with secret weapon
« Reply #23 on: March 08, 2013, 11:12:24 PM »
That Videodrome one is still so nasty. Major bonus points for finding an actual "gun cancer" reference.