Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

I think there's probably more of a split between camps but it's the whiners who are going to fling the most shit all over threads and keep it at for days. Especially since they then get invested in the defense of their position.

[archie4208]

any minute spent working on something for neogaf is a minute you could have spent doing literally anything else to more positive effect

stump is smart enough to cure cancer and he's making dopey tools for someone who will knife him in the back one day

b-but I got a bunch of free games from ModBot.   

[demi]

any minute spent working on something for neogaf is a minute you could have spent doing literally anything else to more positive effect

stump is smart enough to cure cancer and he's making dopey tools for someone who will knife him in the back one day

I learn something new with every do-nothing project I do. Wouldn't be where I am today without having done so throughout the years and not giving a fuck how each little experiment I did ended up.

I'm sure Stump will appreciate all he's learned by creating ban logs and code giveaways and cute javascript tags.

[thisismyusername]

Modbot's the one good thing about Stump being an admin. 


I really do wonder Stumps end game with all the stuff he's doing for GAF. Get hired by Evilore?

[Rufus]

I really do wonder Stumps end game with all the stuff he's doing for GAF. Get hired by Evilore?

I'm sure he'd take the money, but no way is that his "end game". Looks like he has fun tending to the idiot garden and he's well respected doing it, which might just be enough of a carrot. I would actually be a little disappointed if he ever stepped down for anything other than not having the time any more. But I don't want to suck his dick too much, as I'm sure he'll trip over his humanity eventually.

[magus]

i'm sorry to interrupt you guys but...

[milchs evil twin]

Anyone know why ToxicAdam and Kaepernickehs/Copernicus hate each other so?

Isn't Copernicus a member here too?

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85299316&postcount=376

Coppy

[king of the internet]

Haha, that thread about permabanned GAFfers got a little out of hand. SmokyDave caught a ban. 

[Shuri]

  my thread turned into the Thunderdome

[fistfulofmetal]

funny if someone got perm'd in that thread.

[ToxicAdam]

I was just having fun on the internet. Poor Dave. He was just an innocent boy.

I don't even know/recognize Copernicus. I just remembered him from lashing out at ppl in that other thread.

Sorry for ruining your thread Shuri. It kind of ran it's course anways.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=59719657#post59719657

Still one of the best posts of all time.

spoiler (click to show/hide)

He was clueless about KC's situation at that time, lol.

[close]

[fizzel]

SmokyDave caught a ban. 

 

Fucking distinguished mentally-challenged, if it's longer than a week then they're taking the piss.

[SmokyDave]

Eh, shit happens. You write as much bollocks as I do and sooner or later someone's going to cap you for it.

Funny thing is, I wasn't meaning to call Copernicus a cunt. It was supposed to be read as 'Copernicus hasn't always been this cranky, but I've always been a cunt'. Still, that's what you get when you type without a clear tone. At least the Nintendo cats can breathe easy for a week.

Plus, it was a bit weird having never been banned. At least I know how it feels now.

Edit: Also, I wish password recovery worked on this site. I can only access it from one browser that has the password already saved. Maybe I'm a bit hard of thinking and I just can't find the recovery mails, but I feel like they never arrive.

[Steve Youngblood]

Edit: Also, I wish password recovery worked on this site. I can only access it from one browser that has the password already saved. Maybe I'm a bit hard of thinking and I just can't find the recovery mails, but I feel like they never arrive.

I don't know what browser you're using, but in Chrome, if you go into Setting and do a search for "saved passwords," you should be able to click on "thebore.com," and click show on the asterisked password to see it in plain text.

[demi]

I just tested it under IE10, FireFox, and Chrome. I received the email just fine, albeit in my spam folder.

Perhaps this is due to the email being sent from another GMail address. I will create a @thebore.com address in a few minutes here.

[Tasty]

Y'all lay off Coppy.

[SmokyDave]

Edit: Also, I wish password recovery worked on this site. I can only access it from one browser that has the password already saved. Maybe I'm a bit hard of thinking and I just can't find the recovery mails, but I feel like they never arrive.

I don't know what browser you're using, but in Chrome, if you go into Setting and do a search for "saved passwords," you should be able to click on "thebore.com," and click show on the asterisked password to see it in plain text.

Fuck me, you're not just a hat rack are you chap?!

That worked perfectly, password recovered. Nice one.

I just tested it under IE10, FireFox, and Chrome. I received the email just fine, albeit in my spam folder.

Perhaps this is due to the email being sent from another GMail address. I will create a @thebore.com address in a few minutes here.

I wouldn't worry about it too much, it probably is just me being dopey.

[nudemacusers]

Jesus what happened in there. Good vibes only friends!

[Purple Filth]

any minute spent working on something for neogaf is a minute you could have spent doing literally anything else to more positive effect

stump is smart enough to cure cancer and he's making dopey tools for someone who will knife him in the back one day

Modbot is great 

[Joe Molotov]

Fuck the police.

 

[El Babua]

Modbot also gave me a free game so he's totes coolio.

[Boogie]

Fuck the police.

Not without dinner and flowers first.

[Jansen]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85293421&postcount=832

Yes a coward like Gandhi, MLK and Jesus, you got that right.

I believe a world full of coward like them and me would be such a better world than a world full of warrior like you.

To be clear, I also don't want anybody to kill to save my life.

 :deadpos

[Tasty]

I don't understand.

[Shadow Mod]

That's the dude who talked about raping to save your own skin. Such a troll.


http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=693772

gold mine

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85345615&postcount=10

 

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Pretty sure most girls are going to figure it out.

Also LOL at that guy who said that watching porn makes you good at sex.  Some of those positions are ridiculous, painful, and are only meant for the camera.  Have fun jackhammering into a girl, I'm sure she's never had that done to her before.

[Shadow Mod]

My definition of virginity is narrow. Okay. Tell someone you're a non-virgin if you haven't fucked someone or haven't been penetrated and lost your hymen. Have fun with that bit of lying.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85345615&postcount=10

 

What's the point when she's already chained to the radiator in his basement?

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=693541

I'm glad GAF will continue to have arguments about the proper use of the word pedophile that can derail every thread.

[benjipwns]

Tell someone you're a non-virgin ... haven't been penetrated and lost your hymen.

Yes! I can still wear white!

[Shadow Mod]

Tell someone you're a non-virgin ... haven't been penetrated and lost your hymen.

Yes! I can still wear white!

You anal whore.

 

Them Catholic school girls that actually believe that stuff freak me out though.

[MCD]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85345615&postcount=10

 

He sure dumped that Beyond Two Souls avatar quick!

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85359067&postcount=114

Nice. Telling you guys porno is the way to go. Yes you'll be clumsy (seeing how it's done and actually doing it is different) but you will at least know what to do. Without porno you'll be clueless.

 

[Phoenix Dark]

"want to just ride me?"
"how do I do that?"

[MCD]

I guess animals are doomed.

[benjipwns]

Learning from porn is why I ask every girl their name, age and where they're from. Then the first time they had sex and if they've ever done anything like this. Then five minutes of undressing and masturbation, then five minutes of blowjob, ten to fifteen minutes with different positions every two minutes, maybe some anal in there, then we stop everything for the cumshot.

The challenge is in the timing and framing. So I've started hiring other guys to do the fucking part for me so I can see from the right angles. It's like how else am I supposed to see things from the front?

[El Babua]

Boy was I surprised when she didn't react the way the girls in my Japanese h-animes do when being penetrated.

Then I came 15 secs later.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Learning from porn is why I ask every girl their name, age and where they're from. Then the first time they had sex and if they've ever done anything like this. Then five minutes of undressing and masturbation, then five minutes of blowjob, ten to fifteen minutes with different positions every two minutes, maybe some anal in there, then we stop everything for the cumshot.

The challenge is in the timing and framing. So I've started hiring other guys to do the fucking part for me so I can see from the right angles. It's like how else am I supposed to see things from the front?

Do you have a fluffer on site in case things go south for you?

[Vertigo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85345615&postcount=10

 

He sure dumped that Beyond Two Souls avatar quick!

That review thread landed and that avatar was gone. 

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85305721&postcount=10

[Rahxephon91]

I kind of just want to play Beyond because it looks so insane. But I'm not sure why people like David Cage. He couldn't even make a 5 min video about a robot girl  not completely shitty. Then he likes to think his shit dosen't stink.

I have no problem with "interactive movies", but Jesus make them somewhat interesting like say Asura's Wrath. Stupid maybe, but at least it had cool shit to look at it and you know what? The story did'nt go beyond its reach.

[FStop7]

I wonder what the over/under on me ever getting unbanned is.

Do you accept Evilore's advances?

 

This is the funniest thing I've seen in months, thank you.

[Yulwei]

That Beyond review thread...lol

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=693991

[StealthFan]

"want to just ride me?"
"how do I do that?"

I've had this conversation before. Having sex with an inexperienced girl is the worst shit ever. They don't know how to do anything and are really nervous.

[Broseidon]

I had a few in Korea who really didn't know what they were doing.

Had they taken sex-ed classes yet?

[king of the internet]

That Beyond review thread...lol

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=85316032

[Phoenix Dark]

"want to just ride me?"
"how do I do that?"

I've had this conversation before. Having sex with an inexperienced girl is the worst shit ever. They don't know how to do anything and are really nervous.

One time I just had to say fuck it and just cuddle. Didn't have time for that struggle "wait, where do I put my legs" sex
 

[Vertigo]

I kind of just want to play Beyond because it looks so insane. But I'm not sure why people like David Cage. He couldn't even make a 5 min video about a robot girl  not completely shitty. Then he likes to think his shit dosen't stink.

On Gaf it's because his making games for Sony. It's no surprise the people I see riding his dick the hardest in that review thread are well known fanboys.

But hey many of them have paid full price for whats looking like another steaming pile of nonsense from QD.  I'd be putting on a brave face too.

[Rufus]

Intentions to move? Already better than just laying there like they're in a waking coma.

That Beyond review thread...lol

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=85316032

Yeah, he would be able to tell that it's going to be one of his favourite games.

[thisismyusername]

I kind of just want to play Beyond because it looks so insane. But I'm not sure why people like David Cage. He couldn't even make a 5 min video about a robot girl  not completely shitty. Then he likes to think his shit dosen't stink.

I have no problem with "interactive movies", but Jesus make them somewhat interesting like say Asura's Wrath. Stupid maybe, but at least it had cool shit to look at it and you know what? The story did'nt go beyond its reach.

Asura's Wrath is just as bad as "Beyond" and "Heavy Rain" to me. Much less so because it has some gameplay to back it up beyond QTE's and "interactive" set-points. But the story is just as stupid and I can't get into that.

And people don't like David Cage. Only a vocal minority that go "BUT IT'S TOTALLY A GAME AND NOT A MOVIE" to debate the merits of his "games" actually like him. The rest of the world find him to be a shitty writer and "game" designer/director.

Intentions to move? Already better than just laying there like they're in a waking coma.

That Beyond review thread...lol

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=85316032

http://asset3.neogaf.com/forum/image.php?u=26519&dateline=1369828636

Yeah, he would be able to tell that it's going to be one of his favourite games.

I had to ignore Carl at some point in the past year and haven't taken him off it. His Sony love is just insufferable. Double-so being European (no offense to Euro-bore, just saying Euro is a pretty Sony stronghold in some areas). His Twitter was also pretty depressing in a funny way.

Modbot's the one good thing about Stump being an admin. 


I really do wonder Stumps end game with all the stuff he's doing for GAF. Get hired by Evilore?

Not a chance.  Guy could easily get a job that pays more than EL ever would.  I think he just loves the community and is something of a relentless tinkerer.

I really do wonder Stumps end game with all the stuff he's doing for GAF. Get hired by Evilore?

I'm sure he'd take the money, but no way is that his "end game". Looks like he has fun tending to the idiot garden and he's well respected doing it, which might just be enough of a carrot. I would actually be a little disappointed if he ever stepped down for anything other than not having the time any more. But I don't want to suck his dick too much, as I'm sure he'll trip over his humanity eventually.

I was half-joking with that comment. I know Stumps too good to fall for that internet celeb stuff and is just doing the adminning because he has "fun" with it. But I do wonder what he gets out of investing that time into GAF instead of other pursuits offline. I don't know his situation so I don't know if he does this stuff like Momo/Andrex daily but yeah... whatever.

[Broseidon]

He admins GAF between bouts of tree-felling and helping hungry orphans.

[Tasty]

I had a few in Korea who really didn't know what they were doing.

Had they taken sex-ed classes yet?

[Tasty]

He admins GAF between bouts of tree-felling and helping hungry orphans.

Also despite what Oscar says he does work on curing cancer in his own time. In fact he told me he's setting GAF up to be like Folding@Home so the amount of facepalms readers have directly translates into forward progress for finding a cure. It sounds like he'll have the cure by next week.

[thisismyusername]

He admins GAF between bouts of tree-felling and helping hungry orphans.

Canadian lumberjack.  He could Dexter ending me anytime at that point then. 

Also reading that Beyond review thread: People throwing up "B-B-BUT WALKING DEAD! IT'S THE SAME THING!" is kinda missing it. You have a bit more interaction in Walking Dead due to solving mini-"puzzles" to push the story forward compared to Beyond/Heavy Rain. So not exactly the same thing.

I mean, they're both in the "adventure" game genre, yeah... but Heavy Rain/Beyond felt more "movie where I have minor interactions while it continues to play" than "adventure game" to me.

Also: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85376272&postcount=1135 <---

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=85377538&postcount=1143 <---  He should've just shut up and let the dude be rustled.

[Shadow Mod]

Is Beyond Two Souls the game with the trailer where Ellen Page shows up in a police department and acts indignant, then I'm supposed to take her seriously as some sort of psychic threat or something?

[Himu]

Can someone please help me get into contact with Koshiba so I can apologize?