Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Great Rumbler]

This is always my favorite part of console launches. Buyer's remorse: The Thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=744532


Gee, maybe I shouldn't have spent 500+ dollars on something I will get bored of in a few months.

I got a PS3 last month and I already have a ton of games I've played and want to play.

Same here. Plus, there's a lot of PS3 exclusives out next year that I want, too.

[StealthFan]

You ever find yourself hungover on a Sunday just busting nut after nut like a pack of famished squirrels?

I used to do this on the regular, completely sober. My G-d I used to jerk off a lot. We're talking at least four times a day, minimum.

[Eli Gulgin]

Damn Milch actually met Mutes in Germany  Could have at least told us how the sex was.

Also I can't get over how much that one girl looks like Shia LaBeouayf in her avatar, I wish she'd change it to the pic she had yesterday. Real pic January always rustles my jimmies. I can't tell who's who anymore 

[Eli Gulgin]

Apparently not. I wonder if he ever even plucked up the courage to send her a PM about it, poor fella.

[Tasty]

How dare a scripted 10 hour shooter not win game of the year.

I fucking hate the AAA mentality.

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Obviously because I'm a Ninthing, but still. Y'know?

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[Eli Gulgin]

RealGAF getting creepy already:

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621065&postcount=1631
www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95625589&postcount=1698

And that's just what caught my eye while skimming the thread for a few minutes so who knows what other sweaty creepiness goes on in there.

[Great Rumbler]

How dare a scripted 10 hour shooter not win game of the year.

I fucking hate the AAA mentality.

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Obviously because I'm a Ninthing, but still. Y'know?

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"It must be the best game of the year because the publisher spent the most money on it."

[Shaka Khan]

RealGAF getting creepy already:

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621065&postcount=1631
www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95625589&postcount=1698

And that's just what caught my eye while skimming the thread for a few minutes so who knows what other sweaty creepiness goes on in there.

RealPic season is one of my favorite times of the year. You can almost smell the muskiness in the air.

[Shadow Mod]

realgaf thread

[Atramental]

I wonder if my January 2012 RealPic is in someone's spank-bank. I mean, statistically speaking it would have to be considering how many lecherous perverts roam the internet.

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Ah, who am I kidding. I'm a 5 at best. My face has probably deflated more boners than it has raised.

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What am I saying. 

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[nudemacusers]

RealGAF getting creepy already:

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621065&postcount=1631
www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95625589&postcount=1698

And that's just what caught my eye while skimming the thread for a few minutes so who knows what other sweaty creepiness goes on in there.

"you know what I'll do? wear a mask and sunglasses while hitting on girls over the internet. Chicks dig that".

[Shadow Mod]

RealGAF getting creepy already:

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621065&postcount=1631
www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95625589&postcount=1698

And that's just what caught my eye while skimming the thread for a few minutes so who knows what other sweaty creepiness goes on in there.

"you know what I'll do? wear a mask and sunglasses while hitting on girls over the internet. Chicks dig that".

Hey it's real pic gaf. Maybe that's how he creeps on girls in real life too.

[StealthFan]

Was this poster born with a physical vagina or not? My friend wants to know.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621947&postcount=1642

[nudemacusers]

Was this poster born with a physical vagina or not? My friend wants to know.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621947&postcount=1642

if you have to ask, it probably doesn't matter. just take a heroic alcohol shot and dive in

[Atramental]

Was this poster born with a physical vagina or not? My friend wants to know.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621947&postcount=1642

After a certain point does it really matter?

 

edit: ah, beaten to the punch.

[StealthFan]

 

[tiesto]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95532181&postcount=476

life as a man is hard

Smash the kyriarchy feminism

Interesting thread, nice to see there are some more people who prefer the Glorious Natural Pelt(tm) in that thread 

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I sent a creep pm to a cute dude(cheezmo has terrible taste) who's part of RealPic. He responded to my first pm but seems like he isn't like he's gonna bite again.

[Broseidon]

bitchhhhhh

[helios]

Cheez, what do you think about the guy with two dicks?

[Broseidon]

I dont know I didn't read it.

I was linked a pic tho and it was

[Atramental]

Y'know what they say, doh. Two heads are bettah than one. :lenowned

[etiolate]

How dare a scripted 10 hour shooter not win game of the year.

I fucking hate the AAA mentality.

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Obviously because I'm a Ninthing, but still. Y'know?

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"It must be the best game of the year because the publisher spent the most money on it."

Yeah, I don't understand this. Why are these people in a PC goty thread? The RPS thread bewildered me as well. Have they never read the site? Those are the sort of games they cover. This isn't Gamespot we're talking about here.

[Rufus]

I dont know I didn't read it.

I was linked a pic tho and it was

OMG, you guys have to read this shit. It's amazing.
Forget the link: http://www.reddit.com/r/IAmA/comments/1u75hh/i_am_the_guy_with_two_penises_ama/

For once, the comments don't bother me. "OMG, he has a control sample."

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95654713&postcount=1907

[Phoenix Dark]

I sent a creep pm to a cute dude(cheezmo has terrible taste) who's part of RealPic. He responded to my first pm but seems like he isn't like he's gonna bite again.

[Junpei the Tracer!]

I sent a creep pm to a cute dude(cheezmo has terrible taste) who's part of RealPic. He responded to my first pm but seems like he isn't like he's gonna bite again.

PD invite him over here so we can tag team

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=86317

[Atramental]

I sent a creep pm to a cute dude(cheezmo has terrible taste) who's part of RealPic. He responded to my first pm but seems like he isn't like he's gonna bite again.

PD invite him over here so we can tag team

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/member.php?u=86317

Tag team? More like all of us (sans Cheezmo) run the train on him.

[nudemacusers]

nobody ever sends me creepy pms on neogaf, just fashion advice ones


the latter do nothing for this boner here ;________;

[Phoenix Dark]

I see you Atra

[Atramental]

Someone removed my most recent GAF avatar... 

Well, that's enough fun for one night.

edit: Or can you guys still see it?

[Phoenix Dark]

 

[thisismyusername]

I dont know I didn't read it.

I was linked a pic tho and it was

only in the "that's not really normal sense."

I'd probably hit it.   I mean, YOLO and all that, Cheez. Come on.

RealGAF getting creepy already:

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95621065&postcount=1631
www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95625589&postcount=1698

And that's just what caught my eye while skimming the thread for a few minutes so who knows what other sweaty creepiness goes on in there.

RealPic season is one of my favorite times of the year. You can almost smell the muskiness in the air.

Be honest, Shaka. The real reason is to count how many uggu's there are.

[StealthFan]

Dennis' real pic Stop showing what you look like, ol back of the bus pedophile lookin nicca

[nudemacusers]

I see you Atra
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what about me bb

[nachobro]

Who the fuck wants to see some ugly ass gaf niccas faces? 

I already saw mac irl...can't get better than that. 

[nudemacusers]

that was a fun few hours.

[Phoenix Dark]

I see you Atra
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what about me bb

I have a pea coat too. daps on daps on daps my brother

[nudemacusers]

it's a chesterfield bro

[Phoenix Dark]

I got one of those too
 

[nudemacusers]

daps^daps

[El Babua]

Looking fabulous

[nudemacusers]

damnit, i was aiming for rugged masculine

[El Babua]

Think you need at least a stubble for that breh.

[nudemacusers]

Think you need at least a stubble for that breh.

I'm not a dirty brown and can't develop the proper facial hair for that kind of sexual effect.

You, on the other hand

[El Babua]

Now I totally regret not being able to hit you up when you came down to FLA.  :'(

Oh well, I've always wondered what the Northwest love dumpsters are like.

[helios]

Ah I missed it. What picture did you have Atra?

[nudemacusers]

some random chick. probably a tumblr waifu.


it wasn't atrafemale, sadly.

[helios]

Oh Atra. You and your shenanigans

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=95678761&postcount=2171

this guy

[helios]

Let him have your puppies, mac

[nudemacusers]

sorry, already warming some buns in this oven



 

[nudemacusers]

pregnancy is a natural and beautiful part of the human experience esch. stop being so close-minded.

[Great Rumbler]

[benjipwns]

From this thread: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=743980

http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13373815860B43920100&i_id=13384263550I62094100&p=17

Discussions of sexism in this game are sometimes confronted with a "why bother" attitude. The story is crap. We all know it's crap; I've spent ~300KB of text detailing how crap it is. So why does there need to be a discussion of sexism on top of that? Isn't being crap "good" enough? Is it just because Samus is a Girl?

Um... yes it is. This isn't just any game franchise; this is Metroid. Samus Aran isn't just "a girl;" she is one of the oldest female videogame protagonists, and probably the oldest female protagonist who's actually a character (Ms. Pac-Man doesn't have character. She has a bow). Indeed, the ending to the first game was a giant slap to the very idea of sexism: that badass character who slaughtered her way through monsters and Metroids was a woman all along. And if that surprised you, that only showed your sexist idea of always thinking of faceless characters as men (or that you read the instructions where they blatantly lied to you).

So yes, it does matter. This isn't Nintendo fucking with any franchise here; this is videogaming legacy.

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Part of the sexism of the game is introduced with its very name: MOM.

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Also:

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[nudemacusers]

great another gaming thread where only crazy/extreme people communicate with one another while voices of reason™ are ignored and left to their own devices.

[brawndolicious]

Straights complain.

Gays complains.

Lesbos complain.

Everyone makes up excuses— some are real, some are exaggerated, and some are made up. No one "has it easier" regardless of their genitals. We're all human and have an inclination to be scared and anxious.

For some people it is "easier" to get dates, random sex, etc. Maybe it's just as hard to find a satisfying relationship, but: Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. People like Trent Lott exist on the very bottom level of the hierarchy. They would absolutely love to be able to go hang out in a bar and get a partner for random sex within an hour without doing much of anything. So of course people who have much easier access to the bottom level of the hierarchy seem to have it "easier".

The difference, if one applies, is probably that most women don't really consider random bar sex to even be a level on their hierarchy of needs, whereas most guys do.

But then you feel the I-got-to-douse-my-dick-in-listerine need which you probably didn't have before.

[davepoobond]

great another gaming thread where only crazy/extreme people communicate with one another while voices of reason™ are ignored and left to their own devices.

are you talking about the journalist guy

[Atramental]

Ah I missed it. What picture did you have Atra?

Simps just can't handle my tumblr girls.

some random chick. probably a tumblr waifu.


it wasn't atrafemale, sadly.

Out of concern of ruining my friendship with Fem-Atra I've decided to stop posing as her.

[helios]

Ah I missed it. What picture did you have Atra?

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Simps just can't handle my tumblr girls.

Is that an invitation to send you creepy PMs ^.^