Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[benjipwns]

Is it paranoid to keep condoms after sex with your GF and rinse them in rubbing alcohol to prevent her from stealing your sperm? /r/askmen discusses

[StealthFan]

abuse suitors brehettes

[Shadow Mod]

abuse suitors brehettes (Image removed from quote.)

That's the first thing I'm teaching himu.

 

[Momo]

Hitler was a fantastic chap if you ignore that jew business.

Hitler wasn't Jewish. 

He wasnt? He sure had enough of them stay over at his place to think he was

[benjipwns]

He just liked to get them naked and in the shower.

[Momo]

He just liked to get them naked and in the shower.

Nazi Big Brother

[Cascade]

The avatar, the getting mad at someone joke promoting a competitor on Miiverse, the imaginary (although knowing Nintenyearolds I even question that) Miiverse posters who had their day ruined. Nintendo fanboys just can't help themselves from oneupping other fanboys in the patheticness olympics.

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108062655&postcount=511

marxists truly hate freedom (Image removed from quote.)

Marxist?

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108029478&postcount=148

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Of course it'd be a black airplane that does it.

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[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108029478&postcount=148

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Of course it'd be a black airplane that does it.

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Man, the blood thirst in that thread is ridiculous. Some of those dudes would probably love to get in on a public stoning of her.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108102744&postcount=13

This Franck post got to me for some reason.

Is he a parody of GAF members that sign their posts? Seems like it.

[FStop7]

Today on NeoGAF we have people white knighting 14 year old girls who make bomb threats and dead sharks.

[Phoenix Dark]

You need Jesus in your life, Esch.

[Phoenix Dark]

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[StealthFan]

You're trying too hard with the Julian avatar, breh.

[Phoenix Dark]

It's an old avatar I've used before in similar circumstances, not my fault you're relatively new

[nudemacusers]

'similar circumstances'

you broadcasting subliminals to the internet homos pd?

[nudemacusers]

'hours of uncertainty'

'feelings of hesitation'

'moments of surrender'

[Phoenix Dark]

Now is not a time for questioning.

[Himu]

Now is not a time for questioning your sexuality.

Fixed.

[StealthFan]

this convo is taking me to demonic places, brehs. Let's dial this back. Don't want to do things we might have to deny later

[Phoenix Dark]

let's just celebrate the IT certs our collective sex lives have garnered and dap each other.

[Phoenix Dark]

Robin Thicke wasn't joking. These blurred lines

[nudemacusers]

i don't even see lines

[Your Stalker]

i'd be interested in seeing that data

[Sausage]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108152598&postcount=91

[Your Stalker]

little nicca doesn't sound as good as lil nicca

[StealthFan]

So that's why you resemble a cac so much. Dat undercover work. I just thought you were whitewashed, breh. My bad. Do that research, friend.

[StealthFan]

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108158271&postcount=174

 

Speaking of that thread, I still can't tell for sure if kittens is a joke poster or not.

[Brehvolution]

Edit: this fucking guy.. 

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=801918

  @ the title change

[Tasty]

Edit: this fucking guy.. 

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=801918

  @ the title change

[Brehvolution]

What was the OG title?

Something about "bitch" being a derogatory word and we should stop using it.

[Phoenix Dark]

i'd be interested in seeing that data

Its too early for this research to see daylight breh. Im still working on my White People book (Image removed from quote.)

store pause worthy "data" on your computer for research purposes, brehs

[nudemacusers]

Edit: this fucking guy.. 

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=801918

some mad posters in that thread.

[Kabouter]

What was the OG title?

"The word 'bitch' as a sexually charged insult. Why is it tolerated?"

[nudemacusers]

lore on a idgaf tear.

[Your Stalker]

i'd be interested in seeing that data

Its too early for this research to see daylight breh. Im still working on my White People book (Image removed from quote.)

store pause worthy "data" on your computer for research purposes, brehs

and how many pause worthy "films" are stored on your personal computer, friend?

[nudemacusers]

define the characteristics that would indicate a pause worthy film 

[Joe Molotov]

define the characteristics that would indicate a pause worthy film 

When you porn drift, if you ain't outta control, you ain't in control.

[nachobro]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=108162195&postcount=235

Damn does Ami ever stop ridin that dick? No wonder Lore kept his ass around

[Your Stalker]

define the characteristics that would indicate a pause worthy film 

When you porn drift, if you ain't outta control, you ain't in control.

Who said anything about porn? 

[StealthFan]

Porn drift?

[Phoenix Dark]

i'd be interested in seeing that data

Its too early for this research to see daylight breh. Im still working on my White People book (Image removed from quote.)

store pause worthy "data" on your computer for research purposes, brehs

and how many pause worthy "films" are stored on your personal computer, friend?

The only porn I ever downloaded on my computer was a collection of Heather bj videos. Remember that blonde wife who did oral videos back in the early 2000s?

[Phoenix Dark]

I started with the "beauty of the week" page in Jet Magazine

[nudemacusers]

kids starting out with internet video clips 

back in my day we had the lingerie section and we were happy with that

[Phoenix Dark]

we used to get the Victoria's Secret catalog every summer

[Yulwei]

I used to watch my older brother's VHS tapes when he went out   

he always left his room locked but that lock was shitty and easily opened with a butter knife :mollywater

[nudemacusers]

fuck you

i had to make it work with tiny jcpenny and sears pictures. i saw as much catalog product code as i did tittymeat.

[Broseidon]

Porn drift?

How you're watching some PAWG get deepdicked and an hour later you find yourself watching some IR cuckold shit and paying a little too much attention to the bbc pumping away

[Phoenix Dark]

the first nudes I saw were fakes of Britney Spears, Christina Agulara, and the red head from X-Files.

[king of the internet]

I had a printed out Shania Twain nude that lasted me like a year.

[El Babua]

I had internet by the time I hit puberty so 

[StealthFan]

Used to jerk to the hoskies in music videos

[Rahxephon91]

Internet and cable made the porn discovery pretty easy.

Digital cable screwed me though. It was so easy to order porn. Not so easy to reason with my mother when she saw the bill.

[Atramental]

stocking/hosiery ads and my imagination for the longest time until my family got better internet and I figured out a way around the web blocker. 

[spindashing]

Get hard to fake nudes of Stephanie McMahon and Lita back in the late 90s on that 56k, brehs. 

[bud]

remember jerking off to a nude pic thread on some gaming forum.

i also remember asking god for forgiveness and promising him i'd stop two or three times after masturbating.

[bud]

i also remember jerking off to naughty newgrounds.com games. 

[nudemacusers]

i also remember jerking off to naughty newgrounds.com games. 

roast beef or vagina flash games

didn't even care if it ended up roast beef. still tugged