Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

Yeah it seems like there is never a shortage of fanboys and addicts to argue over shit.

that gay dude is about to have a meltdown in the anal sex thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=117079646#post117079646

I said my piece about that post.

[Van Cruncheon]

Red Scarlet destroyed the first Football Thread community at GAF and we've been vagabonds ever since. 

Wasn't that Dragona?

that was maf, with my prompting. it was glorious. sportsball tards deserve misery.

[Phoenix Dark]

that gay dude is about to have a meltdown in the anal sex thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=117079646#post117079646

he's on the verge of anger, I can feel it. His anus is probably pulsating in pure rage.

[Tasty]

I was 9 for New Year's 1999 but I remember being barely able to stay up for it. None of us really cared about Y2K, it seemed like more of a marketing thing to me ("Yes 2 Kia!")

Played a lot of Smash Bros. that night, if I remember right. Was great.

[Shadow Mod]

As a non-homosexual male, vaginal sex has its issues. First, there's pregnancy to worry about. You need a partner you can trust to use the right contraceptive method, and that's still possibly prone to fail. You could do your part with the pull-out method or condoms, but that kinda takes you out of the experience, you know? Until a pill for us guys comes along, it's gonna be a hassle. Second is vaginal cleanliness, which some have mentioned prior. Lastly, not all positions are comfortable, some might get you too close to areas you just don't care for, like the ass or tits or something else

Everything has its pros and cons I guess.

 

[Tasty]

iirc red scarlet was cute

Don't know what she looked like, but she was cool shit. She posts over at the deader than dead WYL. She never seemed to vibe with the bore well, I guess.

I thought she left WYL long before you or I did.

[Tasty]

iirc red scarlet was cute

Don't know what she looked like, but she was cool shit. She posts over at the deader than dead WYL. She never seemed to vibe with the bore well, I guess.

I thought she left WYL long before you or I did.

I saw her there the last time I checked it out. Apparently she stopped completely now, at least that's what she told me on twitch today.

Makes sense. I got her Twitch now so I'll be dropping by.

Does she just stream everything she plays?

[Tasty]

Guess so. I left the channel since I'm about to go get drunk and creep on women.

So a typical Tuesday night for you?

[Tasty]

Maybe you should ask Oscar for Dragona's number

[benjipwns]

I forgot about the whole "THE NEW MILLENNIUM DOESN'T START TILL 2001" thing

GOD

Worst part is that Jerry gets it wrong, the party is one year early, not one year late.

The benji was angry that day, my friends, like an old man trying to send soup back at a deli.

[Himu]

that gay dude is about to have a meltdown in the anal sex thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=117079646#post117079646

That post is so gay it hurts. Has me falling with laughter.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

 

[Tasty]

[thisismyusername]

that gay dude is about to have a meltdown in the anal sex thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=117079646#post117079646

That post is so gay it hurts. Has me falling with laughter.

Finally, someone out gays me for Himumu.

[Superstar]

that gay dude is about to have a meltdown in the anal sex thread

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=117079646#post117079646

 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

 

brb

[Squiddy]

scarlet's crime wasn't giving out ban info, really.  her crime was "aiding" someone trying to start a splinter forum.  for whatever reason, lore is more sensitive about the splinter forums than one would expect.  deep down, he probably fears one of them actually pulling off a miracle and hurting GAF, i guess, which is a bit crazy but understandable when you realize evilore has absolutely no work skills or job experience whatsoever.  if anything killed his golden goose, he'd be right fucked.

He should be. That's exactly what happened to SOHH. The forums became shitty and its populace got unhappy with moderation and thecoli sprang up overnight as a fresh, new, fun alternative.

I don't think he should 'fear' The Bore, given how confused the average gaffer seems to be about most of us (understandable), but competition is competition

Yeah, I doubt Evilore needs to worry much.
The kind of person to create a splinter forum off GAF in the first place.... well 

[Shuri]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

 

..... 

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117086762&postcount=277

 

[Shadow Mod]

As a fanbase I don't think anything surpasses gamers when it comes to entitlement.

[larrydavid]

splinter forums are pretty weird so i can sorta see where evillore is coming from, when i first discovered this place it did seem like a bunch of super bitter banned people taking lame potshots (at least in this thread). kinda made me feel like i was doing the bore wrong because i've never been banned, i joined because i wanted an outlet to talk shit about pedo-gaf WITHOUT being banned as sad as that sounds!

the saddest part of all is i can't even do that on twitter anymore because the last two people who've followed me are people i've made fun of and i'm too chickenshit to block them, so this place is alls i got.

[Joe Molotov]

as seen on my twitterfeed:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=839810

this is how the mind of a gamer works

[Tasty]

As a fanbase I don't think anything surpasses gamers when it comes to entitlement.

Comic fans can be pretty damn whiny, but in terms of expecting the world, yeah, gamer's are the top of that ant hill.

[Positive Touch]

as seen on my twitterfeed:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=839810

this is how the mind of a gamer works

this is a tangent, but: i've never met a hardcore bomberman fan. like, someone who collects all the games, can critique minor differences between them, knows development trivia, etc. im sure theres gotta be some out there, somewhere, but i have never come across a single one. hm.

really i just want to see one because im sure theyd be crazy as fuck

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=839786

My favorite sportsfeg argument, the technicians are boring tears

Surgery can be boring but that's the fault of the other teams.

[Phoenix Dark]

Anyone who didn't appreciate the Spurs literally playing perfect basketball is dumb. Likewise LeBron was pretty amazing overall.

[Shadow Mod]

This complaint always strikes me as weird, because if you really are into a sport you should be able to appreciate a performance based on a technical triumph even if it's not flashy. That's why the Norton - Ali series is one of my favorites in boxing

It's a triumph of old man team ball over this pushed "one man team" crap where they act like everyone, but <Lebron for example>, is interchangeable and expendable. Even a layman could see their coaching was all about passing the ball around until someone had something decent to do and exploiting glaring weaknesses on the other team. And for everyone's "boring boring" stuff, they evolved game to game, team to team. Hard to say that about any other fuckin' team I managed to watch.

[Kara]

This complaint always strikes me as weird, because if you really are into a sport you should be able to appreciate a performance based on a technical triumph even if it's not flashy. That's why the Norton - Ali series is one of my favorites in boxing

As an addendum to this, I don't understand why fans of a sport can't watch a game / match when they already know the result. There's so much to a competition besides the result.

[etiolate]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=839786

My favorite sportsfeg argument, the technicians are boring tears

jordan fans 

Actually, he's just upset it was a blowout. The Spurs were still nice to watch.

[benjipwns]

Unselfish ball movement and cooperation that can play at any pace is disgusting and unmanly. I thought we got rid of that outdated crap in the 1990's. Bring back the full side isolations and grinding down the clock that proves who deserves real respect and who needs to be singled out for shame.

[Obligatory Bird passing video] 

[Shadow Mod]

Jordan was an exceptional athlete with a great team. There's more to sports than just that though.

 

[benjipwns]

Michael Jordan wouldn't have been caught dead passing to a lesser player instead of willing the win himself.

[Himu]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=117086579

If the regular season had basketball like that I'd be an NBA fan again.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=117086579

If the regular season had basketball like that I'd be an NBA fan again.

From what I've seen it does 

[Himu]

This complaint always strikes me as weird, because if you really are into a sport you should be able to appreciate a performance based on a technical triumph even if it's not flashy. That's why the Norton - Ali series is one of my favorites in boxing

It's a triumph of old man team ball over this pushed "one man team" crap where they act like everyone, but <Lebron for example>, is interchangeable and expendable. Even a layman could see their coaching was all about passing the ball around until someone had something decent to do and exploiting glaring weaknesses on the other team. And for everyone's "boring boring" stuff, they evolved game to game, team to team. Hard to say that about any other fuckin' team I managed to watch.

That stuff is why I no longer watch NBA and try not to interact with NBA fans, but being black, it is all over my facebook. I didn't watch the finals but I'm just glad the humble team, that worked hard and didn't buy their way to success via this stupid super team bullshit was the one that won - and by a significant margin.

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=117086579

If the regular season had basketball like that I'd be an NBA fan again.

From what I've seen it does 

Don't believe you.

[etiolate]

NBA will have a problem with the fact that they raised a generation or two on superstar basketball. It wasn't a viable business model in the long run and didn't work in today's world. They couldn't keep Kobe clean. They kept Lebron clean, but the spectacle of controversy still wouldn't let him be a mascot.

So hopefully they learn to advertise the sport itself.

[Momo]

Perfect for Gaffers looking to start thier own website.

http://get.moe/#

[Shadow Mod]

Don't believe you.

What team were you watching 

[Your Stalker]

Don't believe you.

What team were you watching 

she's a garbkets fan

[Shadow Mod]

Found your problem.

 

[Himu]

NBA will have a problem with the fact that they raised a generation or two on superstar basketball. It wasn't a viable business model in the long run and didn't work in today's world. They couldn't keep Kobe clean. They kept Lebron clean, but the spectacle of controversy still wouldn't let him be a mascot.

So hopefully they learn to advertise the sport itself.

If they made regular season shorter and did this I'd become a regular watcher and customer again.

[Himu]

Don't believe you.

What team were you watching 

she's a garbkets fan (Image removed from quote.)

Repeat that.

[Himu]

You should convert to Grizzlam like me himu

For life, sorry. though I may go to Clippers games in LA. Fuck the Lakers tho.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117069344&postcount=31

Disney is a key element in the identity of Kingdom Hearts. I admit that and I don't even like Disney.

The original content is way more entertaining than the Disney aspects. I will say that the story isn't technically good, but it has kept me more involved than any other game story.

Edit- http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=117069947&postcount=37

Stump

[El Babua]

Watch Miami steal the entire Spurs playbook next year.

It will be glorious.

[Your Stalker]

Don't believe you.

What team were you watching 

she's a garbkets fan (Image removed from quote.)

(Image removed from quote.)

Repeat that.

she's a garbkets fan

[Himu]

Is it likely the new commish will do away with the superstar centric mantra that Stern followed?

[Himu]

I didn't know anyone who played bomberman growing up.

[Momo]

I didn't know anyone who played bomberman growing up.

Me and my friends only played 4 player bomberman on SNES. It was like Smash Bros is to you younger folk.

[jakefromstatefarm]

WorldStar's opinion:

And at anyone stanning Memphis, y'all just had to kick a more exciting Phoenix squad out of a playoff spot, and shit the bed in your last two games against OKC, didn't you?

[etiolate]

If we want to discuss beautiful basketball. 

[Himu]

Am I the only one who prefers a smooth lay up to a dunk

[WanderingWind]

Am I the only one who prefers a smooth lay up to a dunk

We found the one remaining WNBA fan

[Momo]

Am I the only one who prefers a smooth lay up to a dunk

You're more Mugsy Bogues than MJ arent you?

Even me, whom by no standards on earth is in any way, shape or form 'tall' was able to dunk at like 17. Gotta work on dem legs and form mang

[archie4208]

As a fanbase I don't think anything surpasses gamers when it comes to entitlement.

I didn't know anyone who played bomberman growing up.

Me and my friends only played 4 player bomberman on SNES. It was like Smash Bros is to you younger folk.

Bomberman 64 was the shit.

[Positive Touch]

as seen on my twitterfeed:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=839810

this is how the mind of a gamer works

this is a tangent, but: i've never met a hardcore bomberman fan. like, someone who collects all the games, can critique minor differences between them, knows development trivia, etc. im sure theres gotta be some out there, somewhere, but i have never come across a single one. hm.

really i just want to see one because im sure theyd be crazy as fuck

i knew one.  i think he ended up murdering his wife and then killing himself.

.....curiosity sated

[Joe Molotov]

As a fanbase I don't think anything surpasses gamers when it comes to entitlement.

(Image removed from quote.)

It worked, tho. 

[bork]

I didn't know anyone who played bomberman growing up.

Nobody I knew had or played the NES one(s).  I remember it being a big thing on the TG-16...but nobody had that, either.   

It got somewhat popular when Super Bomberman came out.  We rented it a few times, then bought and did 3P-4P multi since it came with a multitap.  Rented and played 3P-4P Saturday Night Slam Masters after getting that multitap, too. 

[Rahxephon91]

Did'nt play it growing up because the only MP games people I know played were Goldeneye and Perfect Dark, but Bomberman on my 360 was a bit hit in my college dorms.

[Take My Breh Away]

https://twitter.com/therealcliffyb/status/479129693241614336

Cliffy B going all in and dropping the c-bomb on Gaf. Tyler goin' in to defend it. Get into slapfights on twitter with devs, breh 

Expect more passive aggressive bish posts about him for the next three years