Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

Tumblr is great. Porn

Everytime you bring this up I wonder what ghettos you used to get porn at if tumblr is an improvement.

Most porn is from a mans perspective and focuses on the woman. With tumblr I can just dial in "hot black men tumblr" in google and get a dedicated page to just guys and no female flesh.

Check your straight male privilege.

Only downside is that, again, tumblr has a male oriented take on porn and it's hard to avoid gay porn. Fucking gay porn! Also, a lot of the sites have a bunch of boys who look barely legal when you want to goggle men with hair on their chest.

A girl I used to kick with was forever looking at hot guy porn, like in an artsy style, loads of black and white and artful poses. I dont remember what the name of the site was, but it wasnt tumblr and the ->quality<- was better.

No one said anything about quality. I just want to check out some guys hot abs, cock, and balls.

[Shadow Mod]

I just want a cascade of hot fucking bodies. I don't need to see a fine art exhibit.

[Himu]

I want to see penis and hot man ass without a dick in it

[Kara]

I tell people I'm generally pretty libertarian and some kind of "things that don't affect me aren't my business *sips his tea*" deal and let them go on with their silly little mostly culture war arguments. Unless I've got a joke or teeth-grinding need for a correction to offer.

Then I key their car doors as retribution for their tacit support of state backed violence. 

Ain't nobody pay me for my political opinions, I scrupulously maintain an apolitical public persona and only explain international issues (if I have to) in as realpolitik ways as possible because business people find realpolitik inoffensive. 

[Shadow Mod]

[Himu]

Look at dude on the left doing

Scene painted seconds before snoop took out the kush and it became the last bowl. Snoop couldn't make it to his execution because he forgot about it the next day.

[benjipwns]

Ain't nobody pay me for my political opinions,

I'm not in a productive contributing to society real job.

[Shadow Mod]

Also where else can you get Elba gifs en masse?

[Momo]

Quality?

Bitch we just want to see big black cock selfies sometimes.

This elitism coming from you is dumb.

Quality as in resolution etc. It's objectively better and yes there were even big black cocks.

But go on and go fuck yourself with your invented narrative tho.

[Momo]

Tumblr is great. Porn

Everytime you bring this up I wonder what ghettos you used to get porn at if tumblr is an improvement.

Most porn is from a mans perspective and focuses on the woman. With tumblr I can just dial in "hot black men tumblr" in google and get a dedicated page to just guys and no female flesh.

Check your straight male privilege.

Only downside is that, again, tumblr has a male oriented take on porn and it's hard to avoid gay porn. Fucking gay porn! Also, a lot of the sites have a bunch of boys who look barely legal when you want to goggle men with hair on their chest.

A girl I used to kick with was forever looking at hot guy porn, like in an artsy style, loads of black and white and artful poses. I dont remember what the name of the site was, but it wasnt tumblr and the ->quality<- was better.

No one said anything about quality. I just want to check out some guys hot abs, cock, and balls.

I said something about quality, my entire point of bafflement was that you choose an inferior source. Look if it's easiest for you then whatevs.  :kanyeshrug

[Shadow Mod]

Quality?

Bitch we just want to see big black cock selfies sometimes.

This elitism coming from you is dumb.

Quality as in resolution etc. It's objectively better and yes there were even big black cocks.

But go on and go fuck yourself with your invented narrative tho.

  at tumblr

 breh we're just scrolling for daily updated selfie dick and here you are just going on and on.

Objectively better

 

[Momo]

Whatever you want :kanyeshrug

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850679

obsessive ass creep

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850679

obsessive ass creep

Uhhh what? This sounds perfectly normal:

I never mustered up the courage to share my feelings for her because I actually enjoyed being her friend, and also because her perfection was extremely intimidating.

I wasn't angry at this point though, just flustered. The anger started to come when I decided to take a year off of College. Our friendship sorta fizzled out and all I see of her is her Facebook updates, which are absolutely infuriating. For one thing, she has a boyfriend who she constantly takes pictures with. She also posts a lot of status updates that I relate to so much and it almost seems like she's posting them with me in mind.

Women do these kind of mind games all the time. I wouldn't be surprised if he unfollowed her that she immediately started harassing him endlessly afraid he was no longer under her thumb.

If he stood his ground, then would probably come the rape claims.

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I had an ex-fling tagging me in pictures I wasn't in of her and her new boyfriend until I thanked her on her wall for the daily pick-me-ups of knowing there was at least one guy worse looking than me out there.

I feel bad about saying that about the guy. 

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[doctavius bonbon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119856062&postcount=3357

starts off as a typical animegaf post until a link is dropped to an endless trove of personally screencapped lolicon panty shots. 

[benjipwns]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119726696&postcount=132

GET! OUT!

[Shadow Mod]

Thought duckroll was supposed to be clamping down on that perverted shit.

[doctavius bonbon]

It didn't happen too long ago, so there's a chance heads might roll.

[Shadow Mod]

Well even so it's obvious some people didn't get the message and will continue making that thread gross.

[Phoenix Dark]

Between the horribly illogical gif style and laughable outrage industries, tumblr IS shitty. And the porn sucks.

[thisismyusername]

I want to see penis and hot man ass without a dick in it

#whitepeople #gayporn #thereissomedicksdoehimu

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http://dashboardbutts.tumblr.com/

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Of course, there's a photoshopped dick on that first page.

Fuck gay porn. I should be able to oggle a guys body without having to see some guy fucking him.

Well excuse me, sister.

[Phoenix Dark]

[thisismyusername]

I don't have black people on my dashboard. Gay community being racist/exclusive and all that.

I'd have to dig through many more subscriptions for black-focused tumblrs. Double-so for those focused on asses that Himuro wants.

As for the photoshopped dick:

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http://dashboardbutts.tumblr.com/post/90904689207/paradise-by-the-dashboard-butts-for-more-hoth

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I hate it when people make it completely obvious.

[Himu]

I want to see penis and hot man ass without a dick in it

#whitepeople #gayporn #thereissomedicksdoehimu

spoiler (click to show/hide)

http://dashboardbutts.tumblr.com/

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Of course, there's a photoshopped dick on that first page.

Fuck gay porn. I should be able to oggle a guys body without having to see some guy fucking him.

Well excuse me, sister.

That tumblr is pretty gay and it's mostly pretty white dudes when I mostly like rugged dark skin guys. Even a guy with a bit of a gut is more my style than that.

[Tasty]

Tumblr's great if you're a weeb.

[Himu]

Also where else can you get Elba gifs en masse?

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[Himu]

I remember seeing a vid where the dude fucks a chick but it's catered towards gay guys. It shows off the guy and shows him off in sex positions. And the girls in it were like "damn look at the abs" while rubbing it and shit.

Did it focus on his butt HOLE or butt CHEEKS?

[Phoenix Dark]

What's with the obsession with butthole?! I notice it on The Coli all the time. Butthole is one of the last things I want to see...

and gaping porn 

I think the entire anal thing was ruined for me due to seeing Ava Devine's asshole fall out.

[Himu]

asking the wrong person. I'm trying to avoid seeing man butthole as much as possible. Then again what do I know? I'm not one to talk for obvious reasons.

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850679

obsessive ass creep

"She also posts a lot of status updates that I relate to so much and it almost seems like she's posting them with me in mind. "

Now that's just scary.

GAF seems to be super fucked right now BTW.

[Trent Dole]

As much as I find Hobby Lobby Holly's views reprehensible, the typical Internet reaction has occurred, so I find myself feeling bad for her.

She deserves no pity whatsoever. NONE.

Well, she certainly doesn't deserve death threats and cancer/rape wishes en masse, but maybe that's just me.

That's maybe a bit much, sure. She's still a bad person and should feel bad.
...and of course everything else since then in this thread has been about dicks. It always comes back to dicks here.

[benjipwns]

This viral marketer is persistent: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=110824384#post110824384

[king of the internet]

This viral marketer is persistent: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=110824384#post110824384

Jesus Christ....

[Momo]

This viral marketer is persistent: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=110824384#post110824384

They probably offered this sucker salvation for his immortal soul or something dumb like that. talk about cheap labor 

[Kara]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=850679

obsessive ass creep

why would you post this story on a forum

oh my

[Tasty]

And if I can off as creepy, it's because I have a writers mind and I tend to describe things in dramatic ways.

Or maybe it's because you're fucking creepy.

He should write her a crown of sonnets.

[Momo]

I lost one belt hole in the space of a week on paleo, (+ the judo i've been doing) one more hole and i'm back to my normal level of un-fat. Please dont tempt me with delicious bread and tasty meat

[Brehvolution]

Corned beef 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=849947

This is the first anime thread in a long time that makes me smile. Thank you anime bros for banding together to say "Fuck you Harmony Gold"

[Broseidon]

You guy's only just learning about Games Analyst?

He's also a straight up crazy conspiracy theorist.

[thisismyusername]

That tumblr is pretty gay and it's mostly pretty white dudes when I mostly like rugged dark skin guys. Even a guy with a bit of a gut is more my style than that.

I told you it was pretty white. I tried.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=119881492#post119881492

Subtle.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119847182&postcount=79

Defend Mario Kart Wii brehs

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119847182&postcount=79

Defend Mario Kart Wii brehs

no thx 

MKWii is the worst.

[Tasty]

I enjoyed it while playing it but there's no defending its problems.

On the other hand it had proper online balloon battle, and it was a ton of fun. But Grand Prix was horseshit.

[PigSpeakers]

I made a persona 4 golden thread and it turned into waifu wars. I guess that was inevitable.

[demi]

Thats because Persona 4 sucks. Post about P1 or P2 instead - no waifu wars to be found.

[Tasty]

What about P3? Or is that too emo?

[demi]

Same bullshit, just not as fruity

[PigSpeakers]

I really liked P4. It was the first game to get me hooked in a long time.

[demi]

Thats because you secretly love creepy anime. I'm sure some members here can give you a list to get you off on your new fetish.

[PigSpeakers]

A secret that even I didn't know about myself.

[Momo]

Thats because Persona 4 sucks. Post about P1 or P2 instead - no waifu wars to be found.

P3 > P2 (yes) > P4 > P1

come at me

[etiolate]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

[Momo]

"Famous" games that are almost universally considered bad.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119880130&postcount=5

As much as some feggits hate MGS4 this is dumb

[WanderingWind]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

No. No. No. This is not humanely possible. I refuse to believe this.

[king of the internet]

"Famous" games that are almost universally considered bad.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119880130&postcount=5
As much as some feggits hate MGS4 this is dumb

This threads are always guaranteed to be bottom of the barrel garbage. Good to see they shut it down but they were already a few pages late to it.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

No. No. No. This is not humanely possible. I refuse to believe this.

That thread derail, classic haha.

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

No. No. No. This is not humanely possible. I refuse to believe this.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=midna 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=119887057&postcount=149

 

No. No. No. This is not humanely possible. I refuse to believe this.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=midna