Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5131436 times)

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4020 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:31:27 PM »

Quote from: Brobzoid on April 28, 2013, 03:05:42 PM

from the hints and tips section of life magazine: if you want your dick sucked, don't marry a woman who won't suck your dick.

This worldrevolution guy is hilarious too. You don't understand his plight. You're not married. A bunch of married people don't either.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4021 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:47:12 PM »

Honestly, I don't know why you're so pissed off in that thread Devo.

He's just another sexually frustrated married man, and there are millions of them. An while the end result is more or less the same, there's a myriad of causes to this problem (especially if it's been developing for 9 years) that a basic and obvious answer such as "have you tried communicating?" is offensive lol. He comes across as condescending because the responses he's getting are reductionist and patronizing as well. His problem is that he's asking GAF, when he should be asking his therapist and/or marriage counselor.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4022 on:** April 28, 2013, 03:51:59 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 28, 2013, 03:47:12 PM

Honestly, I don't know why you're so pissed off in that thread Devo. He's just another sexually frustrated married man, and there are millions of them. An while the end result is more or less the same, there's a myriad of causes to this problem (especially if it's been developing for 9 years) that a basic and obvious answer such as "have you tried communicating?" is offensive lol. He comes across as condescending because the responses he's getting are reductionist and patronizing as well. His problem is that he's asking GAF, when he should be asking his therapist and/or marriage counselor.

Well yeah the last sentence is why I'm annoyed. That and the trollish nonsense of his OP. Dude didn't even mention the stuff I linked from the other thread.

edit: every bj related thread you gotta post that gif from now on.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4023 on:** April 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM »

Quote

Some people's sex drive goes down as they age, there's not really much you can do about it.
Sure, she could give you pity blowjobs, but do you really want something from another person if she's not really into it?

I mean, how can you read stuff like this from some random cigarillo and not want to choke him with your dick?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4024 on:** April 28, 2013, 04:30:02 PM »

I have friends my age (26-29) who are in sexless marriages. It happens when the communication is so broken down/damaged that to bring the idea up causes a bunch of fighting because of the building resentment. So I understand the OP's dilemma because I've seen it happen in real life before. Rather than confront issues, their reasoning is to do nothing and stew.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4025 on:** April 28, 2013, 04:36:47 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM

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Some people's sex drive goes down as they age, there's not really much you can do about it.
Sure, she could give you pity blowjobs, but do you really want something from another person if she's not really into it?

I mean, how can you read stuff like this from some random cigarillo and not want to choke him with your dick?

He just screams reddit kid who has all the answers.

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4026 on:** April 28, 2013, 04:41:02 PM »

Is he euphoric because he's enlightened by his intelligence?

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4027 on:** April 28, 2013, 04:59:29 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 28, 2013, 04:26:34 PM

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Some people's sex drive goes down as they age, there's not really much you can do about it.
Sure, she could give you pity blowjobs, but do you really want something from another person if she's not really into it?

I mean, how can you read stuff like this from some random cigarillo and not want to choke him with your dick?

I just found out who made that post

StealthFan · « **Reply #4028 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:06:00 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 28, 2013, 04:41:02 PM

Is he euphoric because he's enlightened by his intelligence?

Is this about my avatar? I got it from SASS, the anti-SA splinter. '

If this wasn't about my avy, welp carry on.

Atramental · « **Reply #4029 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:11:34 PM »

That quote/phrase or whatever is generally associated with reddit's fedora wearing "intellectuals".

Quaker · « **Reply #4030 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM »

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=55959972

Atramental · « **Reply #4031 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:21:32 PM »

:orly

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #4032 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:25:20 PM »

Quote from: Quaker on April 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM

http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=55959972

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Out of all the primates, I kinda dislike chimps - probably because they share our aggression.
Gorillas and Orangutans are so much more peaceful (in comparison, they can still be violent at times).

How profound

Broseidon · « **Reply #4033 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:41:25 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 28, 2013, 05:25:20 PM

Quote from: Quaker on April 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=55959972

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Out of all the primates, I kinda dislike chimps - probably because they share our aggression.
Gorillas and Orangutans are so much more peaceful (in comparison, they can still be violent at times).

How profound

Atramental · « **Reply #4034 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:47:13 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 28, 2013, 05:41:25 PM

Quote from: The Experiment on April 28, 2013, 05:25:20 PM
Quote from: Quaker on April 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=55959972

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Out of all the primates, I kinda dislike chimps - probably because they share our aggression.
Gorillas and Orangutans are so much more peaceful (in comparison, they can still be violent at times).

How profound
(Image removed from quote.)

Broseidon · « **Reply #4035 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:56:16 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 28, 2013, 05:47:13 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on April 28, 2013, 05:41:25 PM
Quote from: The Experiment on April 28, 2013, 05:25:20 PM
Quote from: Quaker on April 28, 2013, 05:20:09 PM
http://m.neogaf.com/showpost.php?p=55959972

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Out of all the primates, I kinda dislike chimps - probably because they share our aggression.
Gorillas and Orangutans are so much more peaceful (in comparison, they can still be violent at times).

How profound
(Image removed from quote.)
(Image removed from quote.)

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=55466720&postcount=4842

Atramental · « **Reply #4036 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:58:39 PM »

Yeah, saw that the other day.

So essentially our boy Squid is monitoring us.

Thanks again, beefcuts!

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4037 on:** April 28, 2013, 05:58:51 PM »

Same link too. :orly

FatalT · « **Reply #4038 on:** April 28, 2013, 06:12:24 PM »

Squiddy, since I can't post it on GAF, you're a socially inept, nasty-haired douchebag. Find a fire and jump into it.

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #4039 on:** April 28, 2013, 08:13:30 PM »

Quote

Married 9 years can't even get a blowjob

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

can't even? ?!

You know, once the store is shut - you can't purchase anything.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4040 on:** April 28, 2013, 08:15:10 PM »

That's rude.

brawndolicious · « **Reply #4041 on:** April 28, 2013, 08:58:09 PM »

It's a conundrum. It seems a lot of people get old and stop fucking. But there's no point getting married unless you're fucking enough to make children.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4042 on:** April 28, 2013, 09:46:16 PM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 28, 2013, 08:13:30 PM

Quote
Married 9 years can't even get a blowjob

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

can't even? ?!

You know, once the store is shut - you can't purchase anything.

For you.

I know some horny ass long term married couples I guess.

My parents.

$:-\$

DCharlieJP · « **Reply #4043 on:** April 28, 2013, 09:53:25 PM »

well, i'm hoping for a return to form once i boot our two kids out....

only another 18 years to go !!! :/

Time to start seriously considering bulk orders of tenga :/

Phoenix Dark · « **Reply #4044 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:22:21 PM »

Aren't there married men support groups where husbands get BJs from other husbands?

Broseidon · « **Reply #4045 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:38:15 PM »

Stop projectin your fantasies, Maurice :wtb

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4046 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:38:30 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:22:21 PM

Aren't there married men support groups where husbands get BJs from other husbands?

That was literally the premise of the first erotic story I've ever read.

StealthFan · « **Reply #4047 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:49:00 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:22:21 PM

Aren't there married men support groups where husbands get BJs from other husbands?

You hang around too many black men.

Uninstall · « **Reply #4048 on:** April 28, 2013, 10:59:28 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:22:21 PM

Aren't there married men support groups where husbands get BJs from other husbands?

yeap but its mostly fat dudes in their 50s who cry afterwards, its very tragic

im sure himuro could fill you in better than me tho

Momo · « **Reply #4049 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:21:41 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on April 28, 2013, 10:22:21 PM

Aren't there married men support groups where husbands get BJs from other husbands?

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #4050 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:22:07 PM »

No momo.

Momo · « **Reply #4051 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:32:48 PM »

Fuck off Flannel Cunt

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153630261

Quote

Saw this ad on craigslist, should OP go with a camera and record results 4 MISK?

:why

thisismyusername · « **Reply #4052 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:33:59 PM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 28, 2013, 11:14:50 AM

m00t stuck yet another incredibly obnoxious looping video on /v/

None of these will ever be as good as the Chocolate Rain 4chan remix from six years ago.

>He doesn't use noscript!
> 2013
>laughinggirls.jpg

After that "ALWAYS, WANNA BE WITH YOU! WANNA MAKE-BELIEVE WITH YOU!" stuff, I found having those extensions helps 4chan more than it hurts. Plus it's hilarious to see the annoyance of people that don't turn it off.

Squiddy · « **Reply #4053 on:** April 28, 2013, 11:57:57 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 28, 2013, 05:58:39 PM

Yeah, saw that the other day.

So essentially our boy Squid is monitoring us.

Thanks again, beefcuts!

YOUR WELCOME!

FatalT · « **Reply #4054 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:05:39 AM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on April 28, 2013, 11:33:59 PM

Quote from: StealthFan on April 28, 2013, 11:14:50 AM
m00t stuck yet another incredibly obnoxious looping video on /v/

None of these will ever be as good as the Chocolate Rain 4chan remix from six years ago.

>He doesn't use noscript!
> 2013
>laughinggirls.jpg

After that "ALWAYS, WANNA BE WITH YOU! WANNA MAKE-BELIEVE WITH YOU!" stuff, I found having those extensions helps 4chan more than it hurts. Plus it's hilarious to see the annoyance of people that don't turn it off.

I just, y'know, don't go to that shit hole in the first place so I don't have to worry about it.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4055 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:20:54 AM »

Quote from: Momo on April 28, 2013, 11:32:48 PM

Fuck off Flannel Cunt

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153630261
Quote
Saw this ad on craigslist, should OP go with a camera and record results 4 MISK?
:why

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153630261&p=1063187341&viewfull=1#post1063187341

LMAO! I didn't read the whole thread, but is the OP dead yet?

Momo · « **Reply #4056 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:23:16 AM »

Yeah that trailer looks dodgy as hell

spoiler (click to show/hide)

Later on they discover that road has a bunch of registered sex offenders living close by

[close]

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #4057 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:46:39 AM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 28, 2013, 11:57:57 PM

Quote from: Atramental on April 28, 2013, 05:58:39 PM
Yeah, saw that the other day.

So essentially our boy Squid is monitoring us.

Thanks again, beefcuts!

YOUR WELCOME!

You're.

StealthFan · « **Reply #4058 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:56:33 AM »

The OP bitched out and stayed in the car. He's getting negged worse than PD attempting PUA tactics

Momo · « **Reply #4059 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:10:05 AM »

Quote from: StealthFan on April 29, 2013, 12:56:33 AM

The OP bitched out and stayed in the car. He's getting negged worse than PD attempting PUA tactics

OP's cowardice saved him some ass repair surgery in my estimation

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #4060 on:** April 29, 2013, 06:19:50 AM »

IHaveCandy straight up takes the cake for just nonsensical poster of the millennium. That guy. Just wow.

recursivelyenumerable · « **Reply #4061 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:03:36 AM »

That 4chan stuff seems to have kind of died off? Or at least I never seem to encounter anything originating in that subculture (if it still exists) anymore, what happened? "weird twitter" seems to be the new thing these days.

Rufus · « **Reply #4062 on:** April 29, 2013, 07:44:46 AM »

4chan stuff is filtered through Reddit these days.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4063 on:** April 29, 2013, 09:34:25 AM »

Quote from: Momo on April 29, 2013, 12:23:16 AM

Yeah that trailer looks dodgy as hell

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Later on they discover that road has a bunch of registered sex offenders living close by
[close]

Speaking of

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3545394

Van Cruncheon · « **Reply #4064 on:** April 29, 2013, 09:53:47 AM »

Quote from: DCharlieJP on April 28, 2013, 08:13:30 PM

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Married 9 years can't even get a blowjob

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

can't even? ?!

You know, once the store is shut - you can't purchase anything.

married 16 years, no problem jizzin up her gullet

spoiler (click to show/hide)

roofies

[close]

Huff · « **Reply #4065 on:** April 29, 2013, 10:35:17 AM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 29, 2013, 09:33:49 AM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=128698&

2006 era gaf is the best. ToxicAdam killing me in here

don't have anything better to do than read threads from 10 years ago?

Vertigo · « **Reply #4066 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:17:06 AM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=550172

Slurp,slurp

Momo · « **Reply #4067 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:37:57 AM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 29, 2013, 09:34:25 AM

Quote from: Momo on April 29, 2013, 12:23:16 AM
Yeah that trailer looks dodgy as hell

spoiler (click to show/hide)
Later on they discover that road has a bunch of registered sex offenders living close by
[close]

Speaking of

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3545394

Registration page

Broseidon · « **Reply #4068 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:40:34 AM »

Oh, is the paywall up? bleh

StealthFan · « **Reply #4069 on:** April 29, 2013, 11:46:12 AM »

Quote from: recursivelyenumerable on April 29, 2013, 07:03:36 AM

That 4chan stuff seems to have kind of died off? Or at least I never seem to encounter anything originating in that subculture (if it still exists) anymore, what happened? "weird twitter" seems to be the new thing these days.

Most of the shit that comes from Reddit originated at 4chan. Tons of memes and gifs.

Sausage · « **Reply #4070 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:18:47 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56070188&postcount=15147

brob · « **Reply #4071 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:24:37 PM »

rofl. the responses to that post are great too.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #4072 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:33:54 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on April 29, 2013, 12:18:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56070188&postcount=15147

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Well, it was a girl's name

Devo, quit cockblocking.

In other news, that's dude's gf is hot as FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

Rufus · « **Reply #4073 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:35:47 PM »

"Show off your GF". Totally forgot this existed. I hope I'm not the only one who finds the very concept incredibly tacky.

Vertigo · « **Reply #4074 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:49:38 PM »

Quote from: Rufus on April 29, 2013, 12:35:47 PM

"Show off your GF". Totally forgot this existed. I hope I'm not the only one who finds the very concept incredibly tacky.

No it's very tacky.

It's the equivalent of the show what you've brought this month but for actual living breathing women. I wonder what their GF's and wife think when they tell them they've posted their pictures on a forum to prove that they're not some basement dwelling neckbeard.

Broseidon · « **Reply #4075 on:** April 29, 2013, 12:54:25 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on April 29, 2013, 12:18:47 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56070188&postcount=15147

nudemacusers · « **Reply #4076 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:15:03 PM »

get ahold of eggman, I hear he puts up good money for gaf accounts.

helios · « **Reply #4077 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:28:40 PM »

Eggman will give you a blowjob and always swallows

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #4078 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:47:34 PM »

www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=56096616&postcount=15183

Momo · « **Reply #4079 on:** April 29, 2013, 01:48:10 PM »

how does one recover from banging a whale that is in the 250 ~ 300 LB range?

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=153644761

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Please learn to be complete without the need for fat bisches attention. It is not worth it. You will go to babynames.com the sloot will sloot and you will be enslaved. Your only option of escape will be to expat.

I refuse to believe these people are real

News:

Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5131436 times)