Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Eli Gulgin]

I don't know, I've always thought it weird how people think Invisible Man AKA SexyNerd is good looking. I never knew if it was just a joke because of his old handle or do people really think he's hot. Dude has the ugliest eyebrows and a boring face. So being in the same company as him.... Ehh.

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Shaka is much hotter.

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[Eli Gulgin]

Lol all three threads Trab ruined now talking about Trab being banned. I wonder how dead those threads will be while she's gone. Well funny pics thread may see a comeback from Aguirre, he's posting again. Great timing. Who is he here anyway?

[nudemacusers]

I would definitely mutually masturbate shaka. I hope he feels the same for me.  :'( 

[Squiddy]

Lol all three threads Trab ruined now talking about Trab being banned. I wonder how dead those threads will be while she's gone. Well funny pics thread may see a comeback from Aguirre, he's posting again. Great timing. Who is he here anyway?

I'm aguirre 

[Lan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50900115&postcount=3360

trab calling tom cruise a fudge packer
any other member would get banned.

yall out for blood on this girl. 

[Shaka Khan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

[Lan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

[Tokyosandblaster]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

:krs

[Shaka Khan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

[Lan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

I don't post on gaf so this doesn't directly effect me. I don't have an opinion of her. TBH, I do find the mod's posting history (posts that have been linked here) to be cringe worthy.

[Eli Gulgin]

Lol all three threads Trab ruined now talking about Trab being banned. I wonder how dead those threads will be while she's gone. Well funny pics thread may see a comeback from Aguirre, he's posting again. Great timing. Who is he here anyway?

I'm aguirre 

If only it were true 

[Tokyosandblaster]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

I don't post on gaf so this doesn't directly effect me. I don't have an opinion of her. TBH, I do find the mod's posting history (posts that have been linked here) to be cringe worthy.

But you can't comment on what TDM's has said even with reading the links posted and not know what's going on? 

You wish you could post on GAF and get simped. 

[Lan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

I don't post on gaf so this doesn't directly effect me. I don't have an opinion of her. TBH, I do find the mod's posting history (posts that have been linked here) to be cringe worthy.

But you can't comment on what TDM's has said even with reading the links posted and not know what's going on? 

You wish you could post on GAF and get simped. 

I don't care if she shits up threads.

? I could have made a new account. I chose not to because I don't want to post there. um I had people begging me to make a new account. People that I talked to on Gaf before I got banned. 

[Tokyosandblaster]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50899920&postcount=3359

From now on I'm stanning for this guy. Diss him and I'll cut you.

Ninjaboi is okay. Dude likes Paramore.

No. No he's not. He's TDM's ass kisser. Paramore sucks. The singer is hot but that's all that band has going for it. His constant Hayley avatars and thread reactions are old. His lame responses don't help anything either.

[Tokyosandblaster]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

I don't post on gaf so this doesn't directly effect me. I don't have an opinion of her. TBH, I do find the mod's posting history (posts that have been linked here) to be cringe worthy.

But you can't comment on what TDM's has said even with reading the links posted and not know what's going on? 

You wish you could post on GAF and get simped. 

I don't care if she shits up threads.

? I could have made a new account. I chose not to because I don't want to post there. um I had people begging me to make a new account. People that I talked to on Gaf before I got banned. 

I don't believe you. I've lurked here for awhile and you're annoying as fuck. Does the Bore have an ignore function?

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50899920&postcount=3359

From now on I'm stanning for this guy. Diss him and I'll cut you.

Ninjaboi is okay. Dude likes Paramore.

 :rudy

[Squiddy]

[Mr. Gundam]

What's with all the fresh meat? Was there another culling at GAF?

[Squiddy]

One of us is trab

[Eli Gulgin]

I am Trab

[Lan]

Going by your thread I thought you'd support this, as opposed to simping on her.

Every situation is different and I haven't taken up for this girl so I'm not sure what you are talking about.

I'm saying she's been identified as someone attracting too much undeserved attention. And most seem to be "out" for her simps rather than her.

I don't post on gaf so this doesn't directly effect me. I don't have an opinion of her. TBH, I do find the mod's posting history (posts that have been linked here) to be cringe worthy.

But you can't comment on what TDM's has said even with reading the links posted and not know what's going on? 

You wish you could post on GAF and get simped. 

I don't care if she shits up threads.

? I could have made a new account. I chose not to because I don't want to post there. um I had people begging me to make a new account. People that I talked to on Gaf before I got banned. 

I don't believe you. I've lurked here for awhile and you're annoying as fuck. Does the Bore have an ignore function?

Then dont believe me. Yeah you can ignore.

[Eli Gulgin]

Pics or GTFO

 

[Squiddy]

I'm currently applying for a visum in germany, growing my beard, and watching every season of The Simpsons.

Maybe we can watch The Simpsons together in Germany, while you make fun of my beard.

[Eli Gulgin]

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I'm currently applying for a visum in germany, growing my beard, and watching every season of The Simpsons.

Maybe we can watch The Simpsons together in Germany, while you make fun of my beard.

Why would I make fun of your beard, beards are sexy 

[nudemacusers]

Oh fuck this. All I wanted is for someone to invite trab here but noooooooooooooo Wrath can't get his Deutsch princess cause you cockblocking fucks are pulling a Berlin Wall on me.

I'm going to go jerk off to really fucked up german porn with coke, gimp suits and cheeseburgers and shit.

lol dude stop, nobody is buying this











we all knew you were gonna tug to bondage cheeseburger porn regardless of the circumstances

[Eli Gulgin]

I bet you'd like to see Trab's homemade German porn

[nudemacusers]

:youngsabu

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50921184&postcount=12675 :crazybron

Okay which one of you is this dude?

[Lan]

You guys use "simp" FAR too much.

Its almost as played out as "cray" and "ratchet." Shit I hate 2013.

[Lan]

Not as played out as your style, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

2013 brought in girlie. 

[BlackMage]

Not as played out as your style, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

OOPS POW SURPRISE OOOOOHHHHHHH

[Lan]

Not as played out as your style, gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl

OOPS POW SURPRISE OOOOOHHHHHHH

BlackMage, you need a WhiteMage? <--- this is geek simping

[Joe Molotov]

You guys use "simp" FAR too much.

Its almost as played out as "cray" and "ratchet." Shit I hate 2013.

u mad?

[Lan]

You guys use "simp" FAR too much.

Its almost as played out as "cray" and "ratchet." Shit I hate 2013.

u mad?

Yes of course i am.

[StealthFan]

How long before that trab ho is unbanned because of Deaf Mutes bitching to Lore?

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50921184&postcount=12675 :crazybron

Okay which one of you is this dude?

 

[BlackMage]

so trab is a dirty homo hater huh? I KNEW IT!

[BlackMage]

I wonder when will Blackmage start dating a drunk driver again.

what!! 

[headwalk]

i hope all of evilore's employees get a free copy of his book "why is your life so shit?", a once in a decade bonus on their annual salary of $0.

[Squiddy]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=527226

is this that shanades guy 

[Rufus]

Gromph probably gets paid for his tech services.

[totally not a creep]

opiate doesnt getting paid, it merely gets a software update beep boop

lol, i remember when he said his dream car was a "2004 toyota camry"

you cant make this shit up, its the most generic car ever, the best choice for an AI such as itself

[ToxicAdam]

I was watching a NOVA special on IBM's Watson last night and couldn't help but think about Opiate. Somewhere in the IBM basement, there are 100's of little Watson's interacting with real people every day and gleaning more data.

[hampster]

Wanna come for a wild ride, GAF? To Muay Thai camps in Thailand, treks across the Himalayas, making Australian girls laugh and Japanese girls cry? I promise to not grab any asses uninvited, and maybe you'll get a book out of it.

Evilore is going on another trip

I'm jealous. My workplace is looking especially gloomy today

[totally not a creep]

It feels like the right thing to do at this stage in my life.

because your first attempt at getting pussy went well 

he genuinely wants other gaf members to go with him? i dont think i'd be able to last a night with him

having said that, i jus emailed him. forwarded all contact details

now its the waiting game

[Barry Egan]

yea that was kind of sad to read. 

[Mupepe]

opiate doesnt getting paid, it merely gets a software update beep boop

lol, i remember when he said his dream car was a "2004 toyota camry"

you cant make this shit up, its the most generic car ever, the best choice for an AI such as itself

[ToxicAdam]

I dunno. If your wealth isn't tied to a certain career or a geographic location, why would you stay anywhere?  Especially if you are still in your 20's.

It becomes a materialism trap. Where you get to buy all this shit, but then you become a slave to it. Literally anchoring you.


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I think Demi should get inspiration from this and do a similar thing. But instead of visiting the world, scale it back and just visit the suburbs of Toledo.

[brob]

someone draw up a map of all the top bear hotspots along the ohio greyhound.

[king of the internet]

huh. i wonder how dudes interactions with his family/community are.

thats what happens when your life is 100% self centered.

I'm sure it's nice to have complete financial freedom, but I don't really envy him at all. By hitting the jackpot with GAF, he was basically able to bypass all of the normal, adult stuff that molds us into well balanced people. It's good that he's not an overweight slob anymore, but beneath the whole super confident act it's abundantly clear that there's some deep seated self-loathing and social awkwardness. You don't have to be a psychiatrist to see that.

[Great Rumbler]

Wanna come for a wild ride, GAF? To Muay Thai camps in Thailand, treks across the Himalayas, making Australian girls laugh and Japanese girls cry? I promise to not grab any asses uninvited, and maybe you'll get a book out of it.

Evilore is going on another trip

I'm jealous. My workplace is looking especially gloomy today

I sincerely hope that 'Lore puts the book up on Kickstarter.

[hampster]

It becomes a materialism trap. Where you get to buy all this shit, but then you become a slave to it. Literally anchoring you.

I moved a year ago this month and there is still shit I haven't unpacked

Stuff sucks :'(

[StealthFan]

He's gonna hang out with a bunch of people that pretty much have to kiss his ass? Disgusting. It's like the dejection he felt on his last trip scarred him and this time he needs sycophants and possibly some GAF girls to bone if necessary.

This is what happens when you're in denial. If you have tons of money getting laid is no obstacle, but this sad nerd taco wanted the girls to like him for who he is. When you're an former shut-in and aspie, just throw the girl the fucking money. Don't be pathetic.

[Eli Gulgin]

Can't wait for him to livejournal this trip too. I was cracking up every time I read his Euro trip stories, damn he really thinks he's a good writer lol. I'm not gonna buy any books though durr. I wonder how many Ozzie girl gaffers he's gonna try and hook up with, I hope they tell their stories to Devo who'll then tell them to us.

But really though, I should get rid of a lot of my stuff too. I've been thinking about it for ages but I just don't know where to start and what to do with the stuff. I need money so I should sell it but I keep thinking, "who would want any of this shit". All that stuff just keeps accumulating somehow and it's really depressing lol.

[totally not a creep]

He's gonna hang out with a bunch of people that pretty much have to kiss his ass? Disgusting. It's like the dejection he felt on his last trip scarred him and this time he needs sycophants and possibly some GAF girls to bone if necessary.

This is what happens when you're in denial. If you have tons of money getting laid is no obstacle, but this sad nerd taco wanted the girls to like him for who he is. When you're an former shut-in and aspie, just throw the girl the fucking money. Don't be pathetic.

he genuinely he believes hes a bigshot bachelor , totally forgetting his past of being a fat, lonely hermit. god its making my toes curl how awkward he'd be in real life around girls. i'll submit that i'm no playa, but he has this attitude that implies hes rich and bored and could fuck any chick... and im sure he's had plenty of rejections :wtf2

[Arbys Roast Beef Sandwich]

I hope they tell their stories to Devo who'll then tell them to us.

[BlackMage]

Devo doesn't tell us shit, though. She goes ohh I have some insider info about a certain person doing a certain thing. FUCK THAT BITCH

[tiesto]

opiate doesnt getting paid, it merely gets a software update beep boop

lol, i remember when he said his dream car was a "2004 toyota camry"

you cant make this shit up, its the most generic car ever, the best choice for an AI such as itself

A 2004 Toyota Camry? What is he, a middle-aged suburban soccer mom?

I'm not a car buff by any means but even I have a few "dream cars". Specifically, I have lots of nostalgia for 80's Italian supercars (not at all surprising if you consider my SEGA fanboyness and my heritage).

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=50985408&postcount=324

[Sausage]

Wanna come for a wild ride, GAF? To Muay Thai camps in Thailand, treks across the Himalayas, making Australian girls laugh and Japanese girls cry? I promise to not grab any asses uninvited, and maybe you'll get a book out of it.

Evilore is going on another trip

I'm jealous. My workplace is looking especially gloomy today

Honestly, I'm bored. I do NeoGAF, I work out, I train martial arts, I date girls and go to nice restaurants and have my nice apartment and fast car, but the material possessions do very little for me, and the routines have become toxic. It's not what I want from life right now in any way.

lol nice humblebrag