Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5518375 times)

Momo · « **Reply #2400 on:** April 07, 2013, 03:58:36 PM »

Holy shit at the humourless, basement dwelling fucks taking that post seriously, getting offended and 'oh you're not helping conversation', Jesus Christ

Atramental · « **Reply #2401 on:** April 07, 2013, 04:04:16 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 03:45:39 PM

uuuug the take out bandit has this guy as his avatar.

makes his shit posts even more obnoxious

It's been a while since I've seen take out bandits' posts. Probably because I never go over to the gaming side.

I just see the dude with the huge goiter as the embodiment of the word "cac".

Barry Egan · « **Reply #2402 on:** April 07, 2013, 04:07:18 PM »

my problem with that post is that it's anime-inspired non-sequitur Monkey Cheese.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2403 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:06:42 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 07, 2013, 03:19:07 PM

Quote from: Don Flamenco on April 07, 2013, 02:48:36 PM
Quote from: Brobzoid on April 07, 2013, 02:32:54 PM
If an Arab gaybro is real flaming does he dress up in a burka and wear hella make up? Maybe if he's a real queen he dons a niqab as well?

If only Jin still posted. :'(

oh man, it would be pretty easy to be TG in Arabial countries
Goddamn Arabials and der wicked homasexical behavior. (Image removed from quote.)

edit: If someone wants to do a better job at emoting this image be my guest.
(Image removed from quote.)

doesnt work considering that guy was the good guy in that story

Atramental · « **Reply #2404 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:15:21 PM »

Oh...

Goddamnit. I read that thread/news article all wrong.

Broseidon · « **Reply #2405 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:18:48 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52985121&postcount=4054

Broseidon · « **Reply #2406 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:21:38 PM »

I gotta admit she is incredibly cute though

Atramental · « **Reply #2407 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:28:07 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:18:48 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52985121&postcount=4054

NinjaBoi: the thirstiest dude on GAF

Human Snorenado · « **Reply #2408 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:34:48 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:18:48 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52985121&postcount=4054

Squiddy · « **Reply #2409 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:54:53 PM »

is squiddy the new deafmutes now?
for some reason he and trab got the same avatars $:-\$

helios · « **Reply #2410 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:58:32 PM »

Didn't squiddy have that same avatar for ages, though?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2411 on:** April 07, 2013, 05:59:26 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 05:54:53 PM

is squiddy the new deafmutes now?
for some reason he and trab got the same avatars $:-\$

That's Squiddy's avy. Trab changed hers. Mutes must be crushed!

I wonder what'll happen next? Maybe EL will fly to germany and cockblock everyone with his porsche! The suspense is palpable.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2412 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:05:29 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on April 07, 2013, 05:28:07 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:18:48 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52985121&postcount=4054
NinjaBoi: the thirstiest dude on GAF

"like you should be advertising vitamins or something" -

Squiddy · « **Reply #2413 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:09:28 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 05:59:26 PM

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 05:54:53 PM
is squiddy the new deafmutes now?
for some reason he and trab got the same avatars $:-\$

That's Squiddy's avy. Trab changed hers. Mutes must be crushed!

I wonder what'll happen next? Maybe EL will fly to germany and cockblock everyone with his porsche! The suspense is palpable.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53038902&postcount=4070

:'(

king of the internet · « **Reply #2414 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:11:15 PM »

Quote from: Creepy Old Guy on April 07, 2013, 05:34:48 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:18:48 PM
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=52985121&postcount=4054

Girl, you should be advertising vitamins.

Classic line.

totally not a creep · « **Reply #2415 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:11:34 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:21:38 PM

I gotta admit she is incredibly cute though

wtf are you ninjaboix?

shitty myspace persective, no idea of nose size, lip overhang/underbite, jawlineetc, oh and wow look her shoulders are skinny, she cant be fat

mother fucker wrong

also im no expert on makeup but she looks caked.

just saying... "incredibly cute"? come on now son

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2416 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:14:14 PM »

She's cute. Maybe not vitamin commercial cute (I'm skeptical of that angle.)

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #2417 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:19:03 PM »

Holy crap, that thread is so distinguished mentally-challenged. I just peaked in for a minute and saw some shit about "girl, u so fine, you should be in a vitamin ad" and was like

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2418 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:20:29 PM »

Quote from: totally not a creep on April 07, 2013, 06:11:34 PM

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 05:21:38 PM
I gotta admit she is incredibly cute though

wtf are you ninjaboix?

shitty myspace persective, no idea of nose size, lip overhang/underbite, jawlineetc, oh and wow look her shoulders are skinny, she cant be fat

mother fucker wrong

also im no expert on makeup but she looks caked.

just saying... "incredibly cute"? come on now son

Her nose is not only huge but seems to have some sort of infection, covered by a base. Probably due to the recently removed nose stud, which you may notice if you zoom in.

After running a highly advanced perspective-correcting algorithm, here's how she would look from a normal front shot:

spoiler (click to show/hide)

[close]

Analysis complete.

Atramental · « **Reply #2419 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:21:27 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2420 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:22:14 PM »

yeah the nose ring scar/acne scar is gross.

she needs some vitamin D to keep her skin nice.

Quote from: Joe Molotov on April 07, 2013, 06:19:03 PM

Holy crap, that thread is so distinguished mentally-challenged. I just peaked in for a minute and saw some shit about "girl, u so fine, you should be in a vitamin ad" and was like

[IMG]http://i1017.photobucket.com/albums/af291/JDLewis1979/DarkSoulsNOPE.gif[/ig]

lol that's exactly what I did and said at that part.

helios · « **Reply #2421 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:23:28 PM »

She looks like she's gotten a lot of facials

Polari · « **Reply #2422 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:24:13 PM »

Oh god that thread is like when the distinguished mentally-challenged fellows hook up at school. Too much cringe.

Polari · « **Reply #2423 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:26:05 PM »

Also that "healthy glow" is called an instagram filter, dumb shit.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2424 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:27:23 PM »

spoiler (click to show/hide)

still would

[close]

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2425 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:29:20 PM »

Never forget.

brob · « **Reply #2426 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:34:08 PM »

would. proudly.

Broseidon · « **Reply #2427 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:42:50 PM »

Stop ruining it guys :'(

helios · « **Reply #2428 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:43:34 PM »

Quote from: Eschaton on April 07, 2013, 06:40:34 PM

why does like half the bore think fucking fat chicks is acceptable? even in the NSFW thread you've got people posting XXL bitches with stretch marks and shit pretending they arent disgusting in their nude whale poses. Shit is appalling.

If you're gonna fuck a fat chick at least have the decency to be ashamed of it :scusthov

You never get the desire to just dive right into a fat chick and thrust your dick into every flap and fold hoping that the wetness you feel is her pussy and not just sweat mixed with dirt?

Squiddy · « **Reply #2429 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:43:50 PM »

A butter body fat chick is not just a quick shameful lay.
It's a project that is best undertaken for several months, if not years, at a time.

Make that fatty shed those pounds (and get some skin tightening surgery if the skin is flabby), and you got yourself a thin hottie with the blowjob skills of a fat chick. Because of her past as a fat chick, she'll do that little bit extra (anal, rimjobs, etc) to please you unlike a thin chick (unless she has a history of abuse, but those chicks are crazy in a bad way).

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2430 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:44:08 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 06:42:50 PM

Stop ruining it guys :'(

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #2431 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:44:19 PM »

Damn that's a cute face. And that belly looks like a perfectly soft pillow.

Oh and new girl ain't fat and she might know how to trab better than Trab:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48438150&postcount=2211

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2432 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:45:43 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on April 07, 2013, 06:44:19 PM

Damn that's a cute face. And that belly looks like a perfectly soft pillow.

Oh and new girl ain't fat and she might know how to trab better than Trab:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48438150&postcount=2211

Oh, look, a downblouse. teehee.

Squiddy · « **Reply #2433 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:47:03 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on April 07, 2013, 06:44:19 PM

Damn that's a cute face. And that belly looks like a perfectly soft pillow.

Oh and new girl ain't fat and she might know how to trab better than Trab:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48438150&postcount=2211

she smangable

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2434 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:48:13 PM »

Goddammit, these chicks are coming for those poor horny mods.

In the past 10 minutes, EatChildren prolly fantasized about what it'd be like to raise a family with her.

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2435 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:48:49 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 06:48:13 PM

Goddammit, these chicks are coming for those poor horny

It's working.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48226984&postcount=2052

:datass

Broseidon · « **Reply #2436 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:49:43 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on April 07, 2013, 06:44:19 PM

Damn that's a cute face. And that belly looks like a perfectly soft pillow.

Oh and new girl ain't fat and she might know how to trab better than Trab:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48438150&postcount=2211

Vindicated

Broseidon · « **Reply #2437 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:50:49 PM »

Also this reminds me; does anyone have those OMG SHE SO FINE Paint pictures?

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2438 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:51:21 PM »

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 06:48:49 PM

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 06:48:13 PM
Goddammit, these chicks are coming for those poor horny
It's working.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48226984&postcount=2052

:datass

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48227552&postcount=2053

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2439 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:52:16 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 06:51:21 PM

Quote from: Flannel Boy on April 07, 2013, 06:48:49 PM
Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 06:48:13 PM
Goddammit, these chicks are coming for those poor horny
It's working.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48226984&postcount=2052

:datass

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48227552&postcount=2053

Shit, didn't even scroll down.

God.

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #2440 on:** April 07, 2013, 06:52:28 PM »

that is the dumbest cell phone case i have ever seen.

Squiddy · « **Reply #2441 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:06:51 PM »

really?
bullshit, she doesn't look trans

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2442 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:07:54 PM »

Quote from: Exodust SoulBurn on April 07, 2013, 07:02:37 PM

Isn't Jamie trans?

:manny

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2443 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:13:37 PM »

Different Jamie, methinks.

Squiddy · « **Reply #2444 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:17:38 PM »

Smangable either way

Broseidon · « **Reply #2445 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:25:03 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 07:06:51 PM

doesn't look trans

dont mean shit bruh

http://i.imgur.com/FtG4vVc.jpg

Squiddy · « **Reply #2446 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:26:36 PM »

see, that looks like a trans
that jamie chick doesn't have any manly feautres, despite flexing her biceps

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2447 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:27:20 PM »

Quote from: Broseidon on April 07, 2013, 07:25:03 PM

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 07:06:51 PM
doesn't look trans

dont mean shit bruh

http://i.imgur.com/FtG4vVc.jpg

Man face. Man hands.

Broseidon · « **Reply #2448 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:33:34 PM »

you guys suck

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #2449 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:34:59 PM »

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 07:26:36 PM

see, that looks like a trans
that jamie chick doesn't have any manly feautres, despite flexing her biceps

But she is trans. She's always been pretty hot, too.

Squiddy · « **Reply #2450 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:35:49 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on April 07, 2013, 07:34:59 PM

Quote from: Beefcutletsonsale on April 07, 2013, 07:26:36 PM
see, that looks like a trans
that jamie chick doesn't have any manly feautres, despite flexing her biceps

But she is trans. She's always been pretty hot, too.

she is trans?

hormones are miracle workers then, damn

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2451 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:36:00 PM »

Quote from: Shaka Khan on April 07, 2013, 07:13:37 PM

Different Jamie, methinks.

Nope.

Sausage · « **Reply #2452 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:36:21 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on April 07, 2013, 06:44:19 PM

Damn that's a cute face. And that belly looks like a perfectly soft pillow.

Oh and new girl ain't fat and she might know how to trab better than Trab:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48438150&postcount=2211

pretty cute def smangable

Shaka Khan · « **Reply #2453 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:36:42 PM »

Changing gears: Is GAF's -yeti our yeti? because he so fine. Meso fanning my vjj.

Shadow Mod · « **Reply #2454 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:36:58 PM »

Post your pic might as well be "compliment this girl with lines that sound straight from a serial killer movie" or "indirectly compliment this girl about her phone, hair color, or something else in the picture in order to strike up a conversation."

It rubs the vitamin lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

Olivia Wilde Homo · « **Reply #2455 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 07, 2013, 07:36:58 PM

Post your pic might as well be "compliment this girl with lines that sound straight from a serial killer movie" or "indirectly compliment this girl about her phone, hair color, or something else in the picture in order to strike up a conversation."

It rubs the vitamin lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

It's the only opportunity they can compliment a woman without her busting out the mace and/or calling the cops. Or leaving their apartment/mom's basement.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2456 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:49:06 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 07, 2013, 07:36:58 PM

It rubs the vitamin lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

my new standard of beauty is vitamin commercial worthiness.

Squiddy · « **Reply #2457 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:50:43 PM »

Quote from: Needs More Cowbell on April 07, 2013, 07:36:58 PM

Post your pic might as well be "compliment this girl with lines that sound straight from a serial killer movie" or "indirectly compliment this girl about her phone, hair color, or something else in the picture in order to strike up a conversation."

It rubs the vitamin lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again.

and no one posting their pics again
just a bunch of squid and deafmute avatars

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #2458 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:53:48 PM »

also trans, but given away by slight things that are off about her hands and face:

Flannel Boy · « **Reply #2459 on:** April 07, 2013, 07:55:54 PM »

Quote from: The Experiment on April 07, 2013, 07:38:25 PM

Or leaving their apartment

:dead2

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