Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Lan]

lawd I hope you don't think women actually talk like that to each other. Even bitchy women don't talk like queens.

[Don Flamenco]

lawd I hope you don't think women actually talk like that to each other. Even bitchy women don't talk like queens.

you have never been to lincoln park. 

lots of girls thinking life is just a vitamin commercial and they're the star 'round here

[Don Flamenco]

LAN IF I WERE A COMMERCIAL DIRECTOR AND I WAS CONTRACTED TO WORK ON A VITAMIN COMMERCIAL, I WOULD CAST YOU IN THE LEAD ROLE FOR SURE IN MY VITAMIN COMMERCIAL

[Flannel Boy]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

[Rufus]

simp on lan

Read that with a southern accent.

[Joe Molotov]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

She's a trab alt, she comes over here and takes out her anger on us when GAF gets too clingy.

[Flannel Boy]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

She's a trab alt

[Flannel Boy]

Don't use mupepe's.

[Flannel Boy]

Don't act like you're the only one he's handed 'em out to.

[Lan]

simp on lan

No thanks 

[Shaka Khan]

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

Bitch you have one helluva memory

[Lan]

simp on lan

Read that with a southern accent.

Why's that?

[Lan]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

Si, I am female but that doesn't change anything. Well it shouldn't.

[nudemacusers]

Don't act like you're the only one he's handed 'em out to.

Definitely not, I just like that he took the time to send them to me, a newbie at the time

Lan do you have either Moroccan or Turkish in your blood? That could change things.

Give me a couple hours to drive and I can get some Hungarian in you 

[Lan]

Don't act like you're the only one he's handed 'em out to.

Definitely not, I just like that he took the time to send them to me, a newbie at the time

Lan do you have either Moroccan or Turkish in your blood? That could change things.

Not that I know of. I've traced my ancestry to a slave and a slave owner. Shit got real. 
funny enough, to blacks, I don't look black. /shurg

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53189631&postcount=433

 

Fuck I hate that guy, ever since some incest thread I don't know, a couple of years ago maybe, fuck that guy was a total militant incest defender. I guess in his pony fantasies the pony is his sister or child. I think he looked like an ultra hipster too which made it more annoying.

INVITE TRAB HERE ALREADY GOSH

Yeah we already have Squiddy coming here, what the hell kind of point is there to have him without Trab, Mutes and NinjaBoi? Beefy better invite everyone now that he's at it.

[king of the internet]

Yeah we already have Squiddy coming here, what the hell kind of point is there to have him without Trab, Mutes and NinjaBoi? Beefy better invite everyone now that he's at it.

...and then we set fire to this forum, and start a new one somewhere else.

[Rufus]

Why's that?

Sounds like "simp online" in my head when I do it. In my defense, it's 4:20am over here, my standards for humour are low right now.

[Broseidon]

that nintendo games thread

[Lan]

YAWN!!!!!!!I'm tired, I'll go sit on that dick now. 

[nudemacusers]

Don't act like you're the only one he's handed 'em out to.

Definitely not, I just like that he took the time to send them to me, a newbie at the time

Lan do you have either Moroccan or Turkish in your blood? That could change things.

Give me a couple hours to drive and I can get some Hungarian in you 

Honey I'll buy you a drink in Bozeman anytime you're in the area.

only henny touches deez lips bb

[Rufus]

PD made room for the booty call, huh?

[Lan]

PD made room for the booty call, huh?

[Trurl]

YAWN!!!!!!!I'm tired, I'll go sit on that dick now. 

Haha, hope you have fun! 




 :'(

[Shadow Mod]

This pony thread 

[Flannel Boy]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

Si, I am female but that doesn't change anything. Well it shouldn't.

It changes how you urinate.

[Joe Molotov]

Omg what is this jailbait I unleashed?!

If I had a daughter (*insert laughter here*), I'd forbid her to have a webcam and I'd stab her iphone camera with a pen.

edit: Is Lan really a female? I need photos. Although, as of late, I've been fooled by pics.

Si, I am female but that doesn't change anything. Well it shouldn't.

It changes how you urinate.

Girls can have a penis too, check your privilege CIS CAC.

[Flannel Boy]

Look who's talking, CISter.

[Shaka Khan]

[Joe Molotov]

Look who's talking, CISter.

[Momo]

Girls can have a penis too, check your privilege CIS CAC.

[Momo]

Simping on LAN sounds like an exercise in sadism  :ehh

[Don Flamenco]

Lan is the one pony I want to stay a virgin

[Phoenix Dark]

I didn't realize it until it was brought up, but now that I started noticing it, shit is hill-air. Anyone who doesn't appreciate the comedy please follow this video:

This isn't Saudi Arabia, there are rules. 

I'm shocked and relieved that video barely has any views. Would figure pedos would flock to that shit

[Shadow Mod]

I didn't realize it until it was brought up, but now that I started noticing it, shit is hill-air. Anyone who doesn't appreciate the comedy please follow this video:

This isn't Saudi Arabia, there are rules. 

I'm shocked and relieved that video barely has any views. Would figure pedos would flock to that shit

You know how for some dudes it's "grass on the field play ball" for pedos it's "once it bleeds red my boner is dead."

[Flannel Boy]

for pedos it's "once it bleeds red my boner is dead."

Seems pedos won't touch a hymen unless it works with their rhymin'

[Don Flamenco]

something something cherries, intact etc.

[Shaka Khan]

I didn't realize it until it was brought up, but now that I started noticing it, shit is hill-air. Anyone who doesn't appreciate the comedy please follow this video:

This isn't Saudi Arabia, there are rules. 

I'm shocked and relieved that video barely has any views. Would figure pedos would flock to that shit

Right? I just youtube'd "how to remove a tampon" and this was the first result. I posted without even watching. *Shudder*

It's a slippery slope mang, it starts with pedo material and ends up ponies trying to talk me into losing my virginity.

[Lan]

Lan is the one pony I want to stay a virgin

What a trip, so now women = ponies? Is that what this my little pony fetish is all about? Good grief.

lawd.

Also you will have to rewind time for that one. Why do you care what other people do in the bed room?

[Rufus]

Come on, don't tell me you feel at least a twinge of despair:
http://www.thebore.com/forum/index.php?topic=39834 (that's what's being referenced)

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

for pedos it's "once it bleeds red my boner is dead."

Seems pedos won't touch a hymen unless it works with their rhymin'

Old enough to pee is good enough for me!

[thisismyusername]

Don't act like you're the only one he's handed 'em out to.

Definitely not, I just like that he took the time to send them to me, a newbie at the time

Lan do you have either Moroccan or Turkish in your blood? That could change things.

Give me a couple hours to drive and I can get some Hungarian in you 

Honey I'll buy you a drink in Bozeman anytime you're in the area.

only henny touches deez lips bb

Ew, gurl, please... get some better taste.

[StealthFan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53165760&postcount=28

[Lan]

Thread should have "Simp police" in the title.

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53165760&postcount=28


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[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53165760&postcount=28


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[demi]

As someone who likes achievements more than that guy, I say fuck all DLC.

[Lan]

I only own a PS3, is it easier to browse peoples achievements on the 360? I never check achievements on my PS3.

[hampster]

Cheddahz is obviously joking. The man has a Spyro avatar, he's clearly on the up and up

Spyro

[Brehvolution]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53165760&postcount=28


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lol I was looking for this.

[nudemacusers]

Ew, gurl, please... get some better taste.

I'll make exceptions for remy and crissy

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I like beer

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[Don Flamenco]

Lan is the one pony I want to stay a virgin

What a trip, so now women = ponies? Is that what this my little pony fetish is all about? Good grief.

lawd.

Also you will have to rewind time for that one. Why do you care what other people do in the bed room?

why do I care?   Is this a trick question?   Why the hell would I want to touch something that some other man's penis has been in.   that's totally gay. 

so what if i equate women with ponies, people have been thinking in metaphors since the beginning of time

[Momo]

I only own a PS3, is it easier to browse peoples achievements on the 360? I never check achievements on my PS3.

you can even check it on the microsoft website. viewing other people's trophies is quite a schlep. also, I noticed someone added me on PSN havent accepted yet, no idea who it is

[Don Flamenco]

Syncing EVERY DAMN TIME. 

by the time it's done syncing, i no longer care 

it's amazing what they've done with that OS, but the seams really show sometimes.

[Atramental]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53281662&postcount=17415

 

Read it and weep, TDM.

[Atramental]

Yeah, I don't really care for them either.

[nudemacusers]

sunn is for people who can't commit to merzbow or proper drone noise.

[Eli Gulgin]

sunn o))) is mostly garbage. i liked that thing they did with Boris tho.

Aww yeah. That was a good collaboration.

[totally not a creep]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53281662&postcount=17415

 

Read it and weep, TDM.

damn good work there , it actually quoted you. now you got to simp :dwill

[totally not a creep]

just searched for sunn o)))) on youtube. 16 minute songs what the fuck? hahaha yeah no