Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Mupepe]

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53281428&postcount=127

 

[Eli Gulgin]

just searched for sunn o)))) on youtube. 16 minute songs what the fuck? hahaha yeah no

You could always try Anal Cunt instead if 16 mins is too long for you.

Damn their gig was the weirdest I've ever been to.

[nudemacusers]

just searched for sunn o)))) on youtube. 16 minute songs what the fuck? hahaha yeah no

[Don Flamenco]

motherfucker i still had my speakers turned up all the way for VLC      Luckily hit the mute button when I slammed my keyboard

i like noise music but it's all basically the same to me.  I understand that Merzbow is super prolific, but not how Sunn can suck and Merzbow can be so much better, unless it's by quantities of output.   The shows are fun.  Wolf eyes kills it.  Kevin Drumm had chicks making out on stage the whole time.   Couldn't listen to it on my own time, but I love the live stuff...that's the only was I can feel it.

[nudemacusers]

please understand

lol i don't dislike sunn i was just being a trolly dick. but that said, merz vs other noise dudes like melt banana or even whitehouse, I suppose, is the weird je ne sais quoi of beauty and mild erotica that sometimes pokes through the muck. 1930 and venereology especially. Not to say he's godlike, 90% of his stuff can be skipped (which leaves probably... 100 records?) without missing anything. I kinda miss the days of smoking a little weed/eating shrooms and putting on headphones and completely fuzzing out of existence for an hour or so.

live? hah, I don't think I would get much out of merzbow live. I loved Acid Mother Temple, though, but that isn't quite the same deal.

[Shadow Mod]

5'10 and 6'2 dudes feeling short. 

[Flannel Boy]

5'10" I can understand.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm 5'4", the average for women, them dudes cray.

[Himu]

the poor guys who think they have big dicks because of length. haha, they're in for a surprise. Banana dicks.

[Shadow Mod]

the poor guys who think they have big dicks because of length. haha, they're in for a surprise. banana dicks.

 :crazybron

[Himu]

Slim Jim dicks are the worst, girl.

[Shadow Mod]

Slim Jim dicks are the worst, girl.

I wouldn't know.

 :smugfavre

[Himu]

Haha. A fat but short dick is hotter than any slim jim dick any day. That shit is hot as fuck. has almost nothing to do with length.

Look at you brag. 

[Smooth Groove]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin. 

[Don Flamenco]

please understand

lol i don't dislike sunn i was just being a trolly dick. but that said, merz vs other noise dudes like melt banana or even whitehouse, I suppose, is the weird je ne sais quoi of beauty and mild erotica that sometimes pokes through the muck. 1930 and venereology especially. Not to say he's godlike, 90% of his stuff can be skipped (which leaves probably... 100 records?) without missing anything. I kinda miss the days of smoking a little weed/eating shrooms and putting on headphones and completely fuzzing out of existence for an hour or so.

live? hah, I don't think I would get much out of merzbow live. I loved Acid Mother Temple, though, but that isn't quite the same deal.

I want the Merzbox...just 'cause.  ah melt banana, stars of the lid...i gotta revisit this stuff.

Seeiing it live, that shit just gets in your chest!  The artists are usually freaky and a bit unpredictable too.  You just sit there waiting for the human sacrifices to start  

[Himu]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

the point is, even if he's long and average in girth, that ain't no big dick. You should know this personally, that Blackzilla's dick isn't big because of length. Women go nuts over it because it is as thick as their arms. That's HOT. Shame he isn't. Jay-Z looking mother fucker.

[Shadow Mod]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

Himu likes 'em extra long and extra thick.

He would probably describe this as not big.

 

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But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

the point is, even if he's long and average in girth, that ain't no big dick. You should know this personally, that Blackzilla's dick isn't big because of length. Women go nuts over it because it is as thick as their arms. That's HOT. Shame he isn't. Jay-Z looking mother fucker.

Dude is too girthy tbh. The girls in the vids can probably handle it but I dunno, seems uncomfortable.

[Smooth Groove]

Well, the width portion of the dollar test is harder to pass for sure.  That's why Shane Diesel is a legend even among his peers. 

[Don Flamenco]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

[Smooth Groove]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

Himu likes 'em extra long and extra thick.

He would probably describe this as not big.

 

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Isn't that average by most standards?  No way it can pass the dollar test both ways. 

[Smooth Groove]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

you don't see yours at least once a day?

[Himu]

devo our private convos on hot penis are spilling over into public forum. we need to contain this girl.

[Shadow Mod]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

Himu likes 'em extra long and extra thick.

He would probably describe this as not big.

 

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http://i.imgur.com/YZyJ4.jpg

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Isn't that average by most standards?  No way it can pass the dollar test both ways.

I'm just talking girth wise. Doesn't look average in length to me. A bit above average. But that's the kind of shit himu's talking about.

devo our private convos on hot penis are spilling over into public forum. we need to contain this girl.

Girl you mentioned it first!

[Himu]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

NEWSFEED 

[Himu]

Girl you mentioned it first!

ALWAYS

got them scared-to-talk-about-dick gals in girlgaf SHOOK

[nudemacusers]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

this is new? 

[Eli Gulgin]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

you don't see yours at least once a day?

What kind of a closet gay pervert looks at his own cock?

[Himu]

Now before I get pm's from certain people (Cajole), I AM NOT A SIZE QUEEN. This discussion is on the aesthetic of a hot male in terms of physical attributes. Just like how most men would pick the big butt, thick legged, big breasted foxy female in the same experiment. IT DOESN'T MEAN ONLY THOSE TYPE OF MEN ARE HOT.

[Smooth Groove]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

Himu likes 'em extra long and extra thick.

He would probably describe this as not big.

 

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http://i.imgur.com/YZyJ4.jpg

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Isn't that average by most standards?  No way it can pass the dollar test both ways.

I'm just talking girth wise. Doesn't look average in length to me. A bit above average. But that's the kind of shit himu's talking about.

I would think it's small too if I had a bbc like Himu. 

[nudemacusers]

Now before I get pm's from certain people (Cajole), I AM NOT A SIZE QUEEN. This discussion is on the aesthetic of a hot male in terms of physical attributes. Just like how most men would pick the big butt, thick legged, big breasted foxy female in the same experiment. IT DOESN'T MEAN ONLY THOSE TYPE OF MEN ARE HOT.

do you want a pm of my dick or not

stop sending me mixed signals here

[Shaka Khan]

dear diary, saw a cock today.

you don't see yours at least once a day?

Not with a belly like his  :crazybron

[Himu]

If that is what interests you, Mac.

Come get some Trab. 

[nudemacusers]

on second thought, i'll just send it to shaka.

[Shadow Mod]

dick wars

[Himu]

Iie~

[Smooth Groove]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

the point is, even if he's long and average in girth, that ain't no big dick. You should know this personally, that Blackzilla's dick isn't big because of length. Women go nuts over it because it is as thick as their arms.That's HOT. Shame he isn't. Jay-Z looking mother fucker.

Why even watch straight AV if you actually care about Diesel's attractiveness?

:himu

[Himu]

But are long, thin penises common?  Whenever I hear about a small dick, it's usually short and thin.  I never heard anyone talk about how a dick was long enough but too thin.

the point is, even if he's long and average in girth, that ain't no big dick. You should know this personally, that Blackzilla's dick isn't big because of length. Women go nuts over it because it is as thick as their arms.That's HOT. Shame he isn't. Jay-Z looking mother fucker.

Why even watch straight AV if you actually care about Diesel's attractiveness?

:himu

Gay porn is not attractive and I find it gross. I was telling devo this but these days I prefer going to tumblr for my porn needs. A good image search for Thick Black Dick tumblr goes a long way for me. But they'll often have it for gay dudes and 

What is good porn for straight women?

[Positive Touch]

50 shades of gray

[Himu]

I have that book. I need to read it

[Positive Touch]

  from what ive heard, no you dont

[StealthFan]

I only own a PS3, is it easier to browse peoples achievements on the 360? I never check achievements on my PS3.

you can even check it on the microsoft website. viewing other people's trophies is quite a schlep. also, I noticed someone added me on PSN havent accepted yet, no idea who it is

What's their PSN?

[thisismyusername]

Ew, gurl, please... get some better taste.

I'll make exceptions for remy and crissy

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I like beer

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I like beer as well, but Heineken is one of the worst tasting beers I've ever had. I mean like worse than Natural Light beer which is already awful and you only drink that because the person with terrible taste that is the host is drinking it and didn't buy better tasting beers,  but...

[Himu]

from what ive heard, no you dont

One of my lady friends was giving me a play by play of it once. She was like so turned on that one of the main dudes was "a dom".

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53318592&postcount=212

 

To be honest most of my gal pals don't give a fuck about some CoD crap and people who play it typically don't wear it on their sleeves.

[thisismyusername]

from what ive heard, no you dont

One of my lady friends was giving me a play by play of it once. She was like so turned on that one of the main dudes was "a dom".

Tell her she could've saved herself some cash and found it for free as that Twilight fanfiction it was.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53318592&postcount=212

 

To be honest most of my gal pals don't give a fuck about some CoD crap and people who play it typically don't wear it on their sleeves.

So help me understand: What's exactly different between games and anime. I know the loli moe crap would be frowned upon (and rightly so) but Mecha and stuff like Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo wouldn't be that cringe worthy, surely?

[Shadow Mod]

So help me understand: What's exactly different between games and anime. I know the loli moe crap would be frowned upon (and rightly so) but Mecha and stuff like Cowboy Bebop and Samurai Champloo wouldn't be that cringe worthy, surely?

Definitely not cringe worthy but ask yourself how many people who watch those and enjoy them overlap with the people who just have to tell you they watch anime?

[Shadow Mod]

Mupepe and I have already discussed this earlier. She won't care about your Spiderman comics, Talking Heads album or Cobra starring Sylvester Stallone poster unless she has either an interest or disdain for it, and that still doesn't mean she'll decide if she wants to suck your dick or not for it.

Also I HATE girls who define themselves by whatever shit gets their panties wet. So I understand a girl steering clear from you if all you talk about is Star Wars.

This is pretty much it. Unless you're a big fan of the same things a lot of the time you'll just be put off by someone who identifies him or herself as a fanboy/fangirl of something (the level of this can be debated I guess but I'm talking obnoxious obsessive types.) To be honest though I would be really fucking put off by moe/girly anime character posters in some dude's apartment/bedroom.

[Himu]

Pretty sure guys feel the same way about women. Most people want balance. Only nerds and teenagers based their lives around hobbies. Hobbies are hobbies for a reason.

[Don Flamenco]

I'd rather be with a girl that enjoys watching video games than one who plays them.    I like my single player games too much!  Unless she was the same way and could game on something else...also works. 

[Squiddy]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I doubt Lan and Devolution even play proper video games, probably just farmville or jrpg shitfests.

[etiolate]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I doubt Lan and Devolution even play proper video games, probably just farmville or jrpg shitfests.

this would explain himuro

[DCharlieJP]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I have sometimes wondered if my wife is "taping up" ....

[Don Flamenco]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I doubt Lan and Devolution even play proper video games, probably just farmville or jrpg shitfests.

thanks for scaring away the only two girls who post on the board, now it's a sausage fest again.



No seriously....thanks handsome

[Eli Gulgin]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I doubt Lan and Devolution even play proper video games, probably just farmville or jrpg shitfests.

[TakingBackSunday]

James Cameron saving millions of lives and cumming on all of our yearning faces in 2015

Guess who created this topic.

[Shadow Mod]

Women don't have that eye-to-hand coordination to play video games anyway.

I doubt Lan and Devolution even play proper video games, probably just farmville or jrpg shitfests.

Neither.

[Don Flamenco]

James Cameron saving millions of lives and cumming on all of our yearning faces in 2015

Guess who created this topic.

goddamnit, nobody wants 3D TVs    

it was almost dead too! 

[Shadow Mod]

What's the point of 3d anything if you can't interact with it Minority Report style?

[Don Flamenco]

exactly.  call me when kinect 5 is out

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53344266&postcount=316

Some gaffer has the exact kind of room I'm talking about. Figures.