Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Shadow Mod]

The gaffers with their chicken leg nonsense remind me of women who nitpick some random part on a female celebrity to feel good about themselves.

[Broseidon]

The gaffers with their chicken leg nonsense remind me of women who nitpick some random part on a female celebrity to feel good about themselves.

[Shadow Mod]

His quads aren't humongous enough.

What if he wants to wear pants?

Whatever dude you don't know.

[brob]

How many fights have you been in Cowbell? Less than a 1000? maybe you should sit the fuck down and appreciate when men more knowledgeable than you speak.

[Broseidon]

[nudemacusers]

Ill take it over the loli shit anyday

WHY CANT WE HAVE AN 80S ANIME RPG WHERE EVERYTHING LOOKS LIKE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR YEAAAHHHHH

needs more likes

[Eli Gulgin]

im in a good mood

anyone seen any good grade-A simpin' lately? i want to roll my eyes while sighing

Don't know if this is good enough for you but it annoys the fuck out of me every time I read the metal thread, at least it's mainly that one dumbass that's hitting on Trab there:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48740478&postcount=12203
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=48740760&postcount=12204
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=53581515&postcount=12901

Take that shit elsewhere, fuck. When I first saw Trab posting in that thread I was all but thankfully it hasn't turned out as bad as I thought it would.

Also I see she's started posting more in the girl-gaf thread, how long until mutes and co start posting there too 

[Momo]

this needs to be an emote everywhere on the internet

[Shadow Mod]

Also I see she's started posting more in the girl-gaf thread, how long until mutes and co start posting there too 

Don't give anyone any ideas fuck.

[nudemacusers]

she should just start posting in random OT threads just to see how far everyone will go to follow her.

[Shadow Mod]

Dudes who can't find women in their scene or into good music I just think "lol ok bro."

[Phoenix Dark]

I mainly stick to The Booth but JBO has definitely contributed to my spank bank

[Himu]

women have the worst taste in music studies show, don't you know that Devo?

[Shaka Khan]

Hero of Legend. Let it be known that I feel sad for this pathetic, bleeding, ninthing existence. Himu, when you finally decide to chop off your balls can you donate them for a good cause?

[brob]

I'm sure there are plenty of evolutionary psychology papers that could back your claim Himu. Cowbell knows too, that's why she's so angry all the time.

[Eli Gulgin]

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this needs to be an emote everywhere on the internet

stealing the shit out of that emote

Yes! I've finally done something worthwhile on the internet!

[nudemacusers]

women have the worst taste in music studies show, don't you know that Devo?

well, all girls seem to like Live. So there is an element of truth to this.

[Shadow Mod]

Oof there goes pyp like I predicted.

[Phoenix Dark]

Joanna Newsom released the best album of the last 5 years

[Shadow Mod]

Gotta love when some people treat something as easy as making sounds with your throat as something you gotta prove to the internet as if it's some rare talent.

[Eli Gulgin]

Gotta love when some people treat something as easy as making sounds with your throat as something you gotta prove to the internet as if it's some rare talent.

Has Mutes been posting links to him singing for Trab on GAF again?

[Himu]

Technically he's not wrong since they were originally gaffers.

[Joe Molotov]

Technically he's not wrong since they were originally gaffers.

Still, he could be less of smug bastard about it. You'd think he personally hooked them up.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=53696019

[etiolate]

wtf

[Don Flamenco]

they're both pretty dang lucky to have found each other over the webs.  what a cute couple! 

[Smooth Groove]

What's the big deal?  PD has found love through the internet lots of times. 

[Shadow Mod]

Also the GAF metal thread is terrible save for a few posters.

Sounds like most hobby/interest related threads over there.

[Polari]

Technically he's not wrong since they were originally gaffers.

Sure but if Sceneman and I hooked up on a hot summers evening, it wouldn't be because of GAF. It would be because of The Bore and it making me gay.

Sceneman has had homosexual tendencies for a long time. At least that's what I thought he was up to when he went to that Pet Shop Boys concert by himself a few years ago.

[Eli Gulgin]

Also the GAF metal thread is terrible save for a few posters.

I dislike most of the stuff that's posted there but I've found some good bands from there too. I don't really take part in community threads but I lurk the metal thread quite often in case I find something nice. It doesn't happen often enough, though. Still I'd like to read the thread without seeing any simp chatting like every other fucking thread these days.

[TakingBackSunday]

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2013/4/12/4217586/gaming-fan-site-neogaf-community-voice-adam-orth-controversy

 

fuckthisgayearth

[Broseidon]

[Shadow Mod]

Plenty of gaming forums start love connections.

Also the GAF metal thread is terrible save for a few posters.

I dislike most of the stuff that's posted there but I've found some good bands from there too. I don't really take part in community threads but I lurk the metal thread quite often in case I find something nice. It doesn't happen often enough, though. Still I'd like to read the thread without seeing any simp chatting like every other fucking thread these days.

If it hits girlgaf I might just go off.

[etiolate]

tyler getting shameless with the promotion

maybe he is looking to sale now?

[Brehvolution]

GAF-Hop is cool. Metal-Age's problem is how secular it is in genres, its pretty bad and they suck at recommendations.

Other then Nails, I can't name another band in that thread that I hadn't heard before. It just reinforces my belief that the genre is pretty stagnant lately. 

[Joe Molotov]

tyler getting shameless with the promotion

maybe he is looking to sale now?

Maybe when the NeoGAF documentary hits, he's gonna IPO like Zuckerberg did after Social Network.

[Shadow Mod]

Hey guys the left side of my face is numb should I seek help from a doctor?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538986

Fucking Salsashark

This has been his thing for a while; derail any thread with oversexualized characters. It's not a bad cause when it's intelligently discussed in a constructive and calm manner, but she's so primitively and incomprehensibly loud and dense that I can't stand sitting there listening to him. He'd be spewing dumb and badly worded crap until someone calls him out, then he'll play his usual card: "You are guys are misunderstanding. I worded my post wrong. My English. Lemme try again." Rinse and repeat the idiocy. Well too bad motherfucker! How about you take a break from the internet, and read books until you're more intelligible. So that one day, whatever's in your thick skull syncs up with that big mouth you keep running.

In case it wasn't obvious, I kinda dislike this guy.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Hey guys the left side of my face is numb should I seek help from a doctor?

Who the fuck are you to tell me that I shouldn't have one side of my face numb?

[Shaka Khan]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538986

Fucking Salsashark

This has been his thing for a while; derail any thread with oversexualized characters. It's not a bad cause when it's intelligently discussed in a constructive and calm manner, but she's so primitively and incomprehensibly loud and dense that I can't stand sitting there listening to him. He'd be spewing dumb and badly worded crap until someone calls him out, then he'll play his usual card: "You are guys are misunderstanding. I worded my post wrong. My English. Lemme try again." Rinse and repeat the idiocy. Well too bad motherfucker! How about you take a break from the internet, and read books until you're more intelligible. So that one day, whatever's in your thick skull syncs up with that big mouth you keep running.

In case it wasn't obvious, I kinda dislike this guy.

[Himu]

shark Johnson

Fuck, you guys don't listen to female led music acts?

[brob]

People who don't like Portishead aren't really people

[Eli Gulgin]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=538986

Fucking Salsashark

This has been his thing for a while; derail any thread with oversexualized characters. It's not a bad cause when it's intelligently discussed in a constructive and calm manner, but she's so primitively and incomprehensibly loud and dense that I can't stand sitting there listening to him. He'd be spewing dumb and badly worded crap until someone calls him out, then he'll play his usual card: "You are guys are misunderstanding. I worded my post wrong. My English. Lemme try again." Rinse and repeat the idiocy. Well too bad motherfucker! How about you take a break from the internet, and read books until you're more intelligible. So that one day, whatever's in your thick skull syncs up with that big mouth you keep running.

In case it wasn't obvious, I kinda dislike this guy.

He's just salty as fuck that he's balding, like he's the only one in the world that it's happening to. We should collectively make him a toupee from all our pubes to ease that bitterness of his, maybe he'd calm down with the shit posting with a full head of glorious hairs. Maybe he'd get those model chicks (sigh, how boring) again, too.

[demi]

I'm probably late on this but:

"When I travelled to Europe last year for four months, I met up with dozens of NeoGAF members, and stayed at the home of two NeoGAF members in Switzerland,” says Malka. “They met each other thanks to the site a few years prior, and she moved from the United States over there and got married. We’ve had several other marriages under similar circumstances.”

http://www.edge-online.com/features/meet-neogaf-the-hardcore-community-shaping-the-games-medias-agenda/

I thought Cloud & Jarosh met here and that's how their relationship started.

Yeah, they did. But if we're gonna play that then if they weren't GAFfers, they wouldnt know about Bore, and Jarosh's magnetic penis wouldnt be able to violate her babymaker.

But it was def this community that started the spark. It wasn't even Jarosh at first...

[Polari]

Wasn't she dating some dude on GAF in the first place? I thought the story was she left him for jarosh.

[Shaka Khan]

I talked to demi on the phone for like 4 hours

He's so nice, sweet, and fun

I think I'm in love

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[Smooth Groove]

Wasn't she dating some dude on GAF in the first place? I thought the story was she left him for jarosh.

yes, some fat guy in a wheelchair that just trys to accumulate XBL cheevos everyday

[SantaC]

Is it worth a used Wii U?

[MyNameIsMethodis]

Is it worth a used Wii U?

$200 for the record

[Madrun Badrun]

$201.  That way if anyone decides to go into politics, I have blackmail material. 

[BobFromPikeCreek]

Half a bitcoin.

[Great Rumbler]

$1.72 and a half-eaten cheesy gordita crunch from Taco Bell.

[headwalk]

i remember the eternal quandary of my youth which was either go out to places filled with good music or go out to places filled with hot girls.

my dick thanks every punk band who sold out and lit the path to a compromise.

[Shaka Khan]

shitbin

[Shaka Khan]

You're definitely not duckroll.

[headwalk]

You're definitely not duckroll.

maybe i'm just trying to find a release from the prison that i've built up around my name? duckroll after hours.

[Shadow Mod]

I hope you learned something. 

[Positive Touch]

I talked to demi on the phone for like 4 hours

He's so nice, sweet, and fun

I think I'm in love

demi is the worlds funniest asshole

[MyNameIsMethodis]

http://www.theverge.com/gaming/2013/4/12/4217586/gaming-fan-site-neogaf-community-voice-adam-orth-controversy

[Mandark]

Merge this filth.

[Robo]

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