Author Topic: Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed) (Read 5142138 times)

Atramental · « **Reply #7380 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:27:47 PM »

Quote from: Phoenix Dark on June 18, 2013, 12:25:03 PM

Is she wearing extensions on her wig?

I have no clue.

Her hair does look like a wig though because of her odd "80s" bangs.

Rufus · « **Reply #7381 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:30:03 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 18, 2013, 12:25:56 PM

What am I reading!?

Quote

It's been a long ride as well. A few GAFfers actually know about my slightly sketchy past, being a bastard child, abused and hit as a kid/teenager, never knew who my father was, my biological mother was presented as my sister to me and I only found out about (part of) the truth one year before she died of AIDS, and I've had suicidal tendencies and bulimia on and off ever since.

Holy shit

Tasty · « **Reply #7382 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:40:52 PM »

Quote

I spent all of my money (and a good chunk of hers) doing a short film. A short film about a Street Fighter geek who meets the girl of his dreams and then cheats on her.

Rufus · « **Reply #7383 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:45:08 PM »

I totally missed that. Read it as a metaphor initially. I guess my brain was trying to protect me.

Tasty · « **Reply #7384 on:** June 18, 2013, 12:50:56 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64521286&postcount=63

PigSpeakers · « **Reply #7385 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:27:11 PM »

Database error. I guess all that scheduled maintenance didn't accomplish anything.

Sausage · « **Reply #7386 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:34:42 PM »

which video game conference is today

Brehvolution · « **Reply #7387 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:38:28 PM »

Ouya's

Tasty · « **Reply #7388 on:** June 18, 2013, 02:55:46 PM »

:geoff

fistfulofmetal · « **Reply #7389 on:** June 18, 2013, 03:03:16 PM »

ok who is that girl atra

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #7390 on:** June 18, 2013, 03:14:00 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 12:19:36 PM

Fuck you Aguirre, you little shit.

When I get my alt account I'm going to be the one that gaffers simp on. Not you.

Queen Aguirre

Such a shitty troll and yet so many dudes (like Atra

) fell for it, too bad he's not really trying anymore after Trab came along and was more convincing. I want to see how long Atra can pretend to be a girl until physiological knowledge or lack of it gets in the way. Try not to talk about periods!

Atramental · « **Reply #7391 on:** June 18, 2013, 03:15:00 PM »

Quote from: fistfulofmetal on June 18, 2013, 03:03:16 PM

ok who is that girl atra

At the moment, an Internet pen pal of mine.

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 03:14:00 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 12:19:36 PM

Fuck you Aguirre, you little shit.

When I get my alt account I'm going to be the one that gaffers simp on. Not you.

Queen Aguirre Such a shitty troll and yet so many dudes (like Atra ) fell for it, too bad he's not really trying anymore after Trab came along and was more convincing. I want to see how long Atra can pretend to be a girl until physiological knowledge or lack of it gets in the way. Try not to talk about periods!

The key to acting like a girl on the internet is not to be overtly feminine or "girly" but to be yourself with some femininity sprinkled in.

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What the fuck am I doing with my life...

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StealthFan · « **Reply #7392 on:** June 18, 2013, 03:56:58 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 12:19:36 PM

Fuck you Aguirre, you little shit.

When I get my alt account I'm going to be the one that gaffers simp on. Not you.

(Image removed from quote.)

That looks like a man with low testosterone wearing a wig. Not pretty. At all.

Atramental · « **Reply #7393 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:07:45 PM »

Doesn't matter. She's average looking enough that gaffers won't feel threatened by her for being too attractive and too "out of their league".

She's not a "dream girl" but a "reality girl". A girl that gaffers could see themselves with if they weren't too busy having spergfits about video games.

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #7394 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:17:19 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 04:07:45 PM

Doesn't matter. She's average looking enough that gaffers won't feel threatened by her for being too attractive and too "out of their league".

She's not a "dream girl" but a "reality girl". A girl that gaffers could see themselves with if they weren't too busy having spergfits about video games.

i really think you should pick someone else, now that you've posted the pic here and plenty of gaf people read this thread, mods included.

and also, not enough glasses and bit too dude-ly

Atramental · « **Reply #7395 on:** June 18, 2013, 04:22:31 PM »

Quote from: Don Flamenco on June 18, 2013, 04:17:19 PM

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 04:07:45 PM
Doesn't matter. She's average looking enough that gaffers won't feel threatened by her for being too attractive and too "out of their league".

She's not a "dream girl" but a "reality girl". A girl that gaffers could see themselves with if they weren't too busy having spergfits about video games.

i really think you should pick someone else, now that you've posted the pic here and plenty of gaf people read this thread, mods included.

and also, not enough glasses and bit too dude-ly

Right.

Well, I have 2 more up my sleeve.

I'll be sure not to reveal their pics here.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #7396 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:24:44 PM »

Yeah, you don't want people to be able to find their pics with reverse image search. Now I want to have a fake girl alt too, we could make teasing bi-curious comments to each other, like Trab and Tash

Tasty · « **Reply #7397 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:29:39 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64518226&postcount=151

I agree with this junior. Wait, what?

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7398 on:** June 18, 2013, 05:59:46 PM »

Quote from: Andrex on June 18, 2013, 05:29:39 PM

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64518226&postcount=151

I agree with this junior. Wait, what?

well, it seems pretty accurate

Himu · « **Reply #7399 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:04:11 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=594131

this is the worst thread on gaf, i hope the op is banned

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64557801&postcount=288
http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64570846&postcount=294

Himu · « **Reply #7400 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:16:36 PM »

Yeap, op is a moron.

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #7401 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:28:55 PM »

That Lin Siniang loser should stfu. You don't see me complaining about all those games where I have to play as a black characters. I'm sick of the industry shoving that affirmative action down my throat with black characters everywhere. You know, there was San Andreas, The Walking Dead, all those NBA2K games. Makes me sick.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7402 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:31:53 PM »

Seriously, you people got san andreas and that dude in gears. stop being so demanding.

Himu · « **Reply #7403 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:38:27 PM »

My main grievance is that Animal Crossing human characters are basically dolls, right?

Even more reason there shouldn't be an option to change the skin tone of your character. They don't make black/hispanic/asian Barbie's. That's because Mattel is smart to avoid such an issue. If you only have one option, there's no fuss because everyone is equal.

How hard is that to understand?

thisismyusername · « **Reply #7404 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:57:32 PM »

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64571731&postcount=1081

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7405 on:** June 18, 2013, 06:58:16 PM »

Animal Crossing is an obvious cartoon, child-like fantasy, and there aren't any black people in my fantasies. *laughs*

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7406 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:06:33 PM »

You could at least incorporate some biracial people joe

brob · « **Reply #7407 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:29:31 PM »

there are plenty of fantasies that include non-whites. it's not difficult to find either; it's called 'interracial'.

Steve Contra · « **Reply #7408 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:34:30 PM »

Quote from: thisismyusername on June 18, 2013, 06:57:32 PM

http://neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=64571731&postcount=1081

I miss Crushed

Vertigo · « **Reply #7409 on:** June 18, 2013, 07:38:11 PM »

Quote from: Aguirre;64610746

Ugh i hate when its humid. I usually just wear my panties in bed at night but even thats too hot. Ugh its horrible being hot and sweaty and icky. And not just me neither!! Its worse when you have a sibling sharing the room aka my sister -_-

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=595356

I thought this I'm a girl joke wore thin ages ago.

How is Aguirre still running with it?

Atramental · « **Reply #7410 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:00:47 PM »

Quote from: Vertigo on June 18, 2013, 07:38:11 PM

Quote from: Aguirre;64610746
Ugh i hate when its humid. I usually just wear my panties in bed at night but even thats too hot. Ugh its horrible being hot and sweaty and icky. And not just me neither!! Its worse when you have a sibling sharing the room aka my sister -_-

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=595356

I thought this I'm a girl joke wore thin ages ago.

How is Aguirre still running with it?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47824654&postcount=5938

Steve Youngblood · « **Reply #7411 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:33:53 PM »

Quote from: Atramental on June 18, 2013, 08:00:47 PM

Quote from: Vertigo on June 18, 2013, 07:38:11 PM
Quote from: Aguirre;64610746
Ugh i hate when its humid. I usually just wear my panties in bed at night but even thats too hot. Ugh its horrible being hot and sweaty and icky. And not just me neither!! Its worse when you have a sibling sharing the room aka my sister -_-

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=595356

I thought this I'm a girl joke wore thin ages ago.

How is Aguirre still running with it?
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=47824654&postcount=5938

You know, I'm with 'Lore on that one. I know the Aguirre nonsense ruined a thread some of you guys liked, but I blame the ability of one to fake (if she is faking, I don't often come across Aguirre posts) being a woman only to get lavished with attention more on horny Internet losers than I do on the phonies who are attention seeking. A little friendly flirting with someone you've got an established rapport with is one thing, but treating every poster who identifies as female like they're a hot woman who just sat down at the bar that you're too afraid to go up to in real life is what creates these monsters.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7412 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:37:53 PM »

I applaud aguirre continuing the game. I get to make lulz posts, desperate men come to her defense, everyone has a great time.

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #7413 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:47:05 PM »

What I love about Aguirre's dick satellites is that if any of them had half the brain to search for his older posts they'd realize he's 100% male, but then again maybe they've done it but thought "fuck it, good enough".

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #7414 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:51:41 PM »

Nah I like Aguirre, I used to hate him but he grew on me

Himu · « **Reply #7415 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:53:13 PM »

look shark simp aguirre

Rufus · « **Reply #7416 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:54:49 PM »

Quote from: Formerly Known As Himuro on June 18, 2013, 08:53:13 PM

look shark simp aguirre

I thought you were learning Japanese, not Chinese.

Himu · « **Reply #7417 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:57:22 PM »

I missed the "at".

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7418 on:** June 18, 2013, 08:58:22 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:51:41 PM

Nah I like Aguirre, I used to hate him but he grew on me

^_.

Sausage · « **Reply #7419 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:02:53 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:47:05 PM

What I love about Aguirre's dick satellites is that if any of them had half the brain to search for his older posts they'd realize he's 100% male, but then again maybe they've done it but thought "fuck it, good enough".

show me the receipts

Broseidon · « **Reply #7420 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:15:11 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 18, 2013, 08:58:22 PM

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:51:41 PM
Nah I like Aguirre, I used to hate him but he grew on me
^_~

Fixed

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7421 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:17:14 PM »

I-I'm s-sorry :>

Rufus · « **Reply #7422 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:18:30 PM »

Quote from: macuser3of5 on June 18, 2013, 09:17:14 PM

I-I'm s-sorry ^_^;

Fixed again.

Himu · « **Reply #7423 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:20:09 PM »

Mac is really bad at speaking uguu

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7424 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:26:01 PM »

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #7425 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:27:44 PM »

┬┴┬┴┤(･_├┬┴┬┴

Eli Gulgin · « **Reply #7426 on:** June 18, 2013, 09:49:59 PM »

Quote from: Sausage on June 18, 2013, 09:02:53 PM

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:47:05 PM
What I love about Aguirre's dick satellites is that if any of them had half the brain to search for his older posts they'd realize he's 100% male, but then again maybe they've done it but thought "fuck it, good enough".

show me the receipts

Eh, I looked through his post history ages ago, I can't remember what there was but there was an obvious moment when his posts stopped being from a regular SUV-driving, beer-guzzling male point of view and became "teehee I'm a girl teehee I like animu and I share a bed with my sister teehee uguu~". Totally different than before. I may have some incriminating posts still in my bookmarks on my computer (

) but I'm on my phone now.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7427 on:** June 18, 2013, 10:13:25 PM »

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 09:49:59 PM

Quote from: Sausage on June 18, 2013, 09:02:53 PM
Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:47:05 PM
What I love about Aguirre's dick satellites is that if any of them had half the brain to search for his older posts they'd realize he's 100% male, but then again maybe they've done it but thought "fuck it, good enough".

show me the receipts

Eh, I looked through his post history ages ago, I can't remember what there was but there was an obvious moment when his posts stopped being from a regular SUV-driving, beer-guzzling male point of view and became "teehee I'm a girl teehee I like animu and I share a bed with my sister teehee uguu~". Totally different than before. I may have some incriminating posts still in my bookmarks on my computer ( ) but I'm on my phone now.

Hmmm, this seems a little suspect. I don't wanna seem sexist, but how many girls need a Land Rover Defender with 3500kg of towing capacity for "work".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29188579&postcount=579

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7428 on:** June 18, 2013, 10:18:59 PM »

that's pretty damning IMO. Girls get Rav 4's not Land Rovers.

Joe Molotov · « **Reply #7429 on:** June 18, 2013, 10:26:33 PM »

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29250285&postcount=11040

Mentions wanting a girlfriend. Again, not conclusive, but still.

nudemacusers · « **Reply #7430 on:** June 18, 2013, 10:32:56 PM »

joe, be careful, you might turn atramental on us

Don Flamenco · « **Reply #7431 on:** June 18, 2013, 10:46:45 PM »

Quote from: Joe Molotov on June 18, 2013, 10:13:25 PM

Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 09:49:59 PM
Quote from: Sausage on June 18, 2013, 09:02:53 PM
Quote from: Eli Gulgin on June 18, 2013, 08:47:05 PM
What I love about Aguirre's dick satellites is that if any of them had half the brain to search for his older posts they'd realize he's 100% male, but then again maybe they've done it but thought "fuck it, good enough".

show me the receipts

Eh, I looked through his post history ages ago, I can't remember what there was but there was an obvious moment when his posts stopped being from a regular SUV-driving, beer-guzzling male point of view and became "teehee I'm a girl teehee I like animu and I share a bed with my sister teehee uguu~". Totally different than before. I may have some incriminating posts still in my bookmarks on my computer ( ) but I'm on my phone now.

Hmmm, this seems a little suspect. I don't wanna seem sexist, but how many girls need a Land Rover Defender with 3500kg of towing capacity for "work".

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=29188579&postcount=579