Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[brob]

A girl I went to junior high school with had hella titties. First titties I touched.

[nudemacusers]

(Image removed from quote.)


> tfw Thinking with muh dick
>tfw she's 15, I'm 22
>tfw I gave her my number and she called me
>tfw The 15 year old is texting and calling me.
>tfw They want me to buy alcohol for them
>Why does the forbidden fruit want me to eat it.

poor guy, he doesn't realize the 15 year old sniffed out a desperate simp who will do anything for her and get nothing in return.

[thisismyusername]

http://i.minus.com/iYnobX8BDKWX1.jpg


> tfw Thinking with muh dick
>tfw she's 15, I'm 22
>tfw I gave her my number and she called me
>tfw The 15 year old is texting and calling me.
>tfw They want me to buy alcohol for them
>Why does the forbidden fruit want me to eat it.

> tfw its like im really on 4chuns

Seriously, I know GAF is full of creepos but isn't this like, uh, bordering illegal?

Depends where you live...

Like in Spain, for example, the age of consent is 13. 

Age of consent doesn't matter in the states. If you're 5+ years over the age of 15-17/AoC, you're still a statutory rapist in the eyes of the law.

[Am_I_Anonymous]

Actually, watching the vid, I'll give Oli some props, even though his opponent was a joke.   

Oli's footwork was decent, and he used his kicks and jab well.  Looks like he has gotten some solid training under his belt.  Drops his hands way too much though.

edit:  Oh, and Oli over EviLore by TKO, round 1.

I agree. That tubass isn't in any shape to be fighting. I don't believe he had an injury but I do believe he had no idea how to close the distance on the bigger man. Those looping slow leg kicks were just begging for a single leg takedown.

As for dropping his hands I would say that was a product of not fearing your opponent after the first minute. That chubby dude didn't even throw a punch I don't think.  In fact it appears he was submitting before oli took him down.

I don't think evil would get past the no face punching no arm locks part of the prefight actually.

[Shaka Khan]

Actually, watching the vid, I'll give Oli some props, even though his opponent was a joke.   

Oli's footwork was decent, and he used his kicks and jab well.  Looks like he has gotten some solid training under his belt.  Drops his hands way too much though.

edit:  Oh, and Oli over EviLore by TKO, round 1.

I agree. That tubass isn't in any shape to be fighting. I don't believe he had an injury but I do believe he had no idea how to close the distance on the bigger man. Those looping slow leg kicks were just begging for a single leg takedown.

As for dropping his hands I would say that was a product of not fearing your opponent after the first minute. That chubby dude didn't even throw a punch I don't think.  In fact it appears he was submitting before oli took him down.

I don't think evil would get past the no face punching no arm locks part of the prefight actually.

I personally enjoyed Demi's cameo in that video the most.

[demi]

It was a fun watch. You dont often get to see sweaty fat boys wrestling in your face.

[Momo]

oh andrex

[Tasty]

Lol, I got it for free, yo.

[demi]

I dont get it, is it a shitty laptop? I'd take any laptop that was free. I'd just use it to play emulators.

[MCD]

It's powered by the cloud OS.

[Tasty]

I dont get it, is it a shitty laptop? I'd take any laptop that was free. I'd just use it to play emulators.

It's absolutely fantastic hardware. 2560 by 1700 capacitive touchscreen is just gorgeous, and the unibody aluminum is super sturdy and very nice looking.

It comes down to whether you like Chrome OS, though. You can install other Linuxes of course but they don't deal with the high res/touchscreen all that well.

[Eli Gulgin]

Haven't really checked out GAF in over a week (I was at some taco art summer course with a bunch of old women and only bothered to browse The Bore ) but today I decided to scroll through BritGAF and found this nice burn:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71370656&postcount=17093

Also how fucking dumb is this broad, does she seriously live under a rock:

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=67937681&postcount=14868
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=69214551&postcount=15866
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=70283081&postcount=14648
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=71188076&postcount=16902

What is OKCupid, what is Tumblr, what is reverse image search, WHAT IS PSN

[Shadow Mod]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

[Eli Gulgin]

Oh and it seems like Trab relaxed her face in her newest pics, she's not doing the weird cheek/lip thing. Her face seems rounder and she looks about 12 years old. I guess she does the duckface to look older or fiercer something.

[Shaka Khan]

Someone should ask her "what is the internet?" see if she answers with a "that blue E."

[Polari]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

Yeah because it's not like dumb people use that.

[nudemacusers]

looks about 12 years old

[Shadow Mod]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

Yeah because it's not like dumb people use that.

Well that was my point. Gif spam galore if she finds out.

[Eli Gulgin]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

Yeah because it's not like dumb people use that.

Well that was my point. Gif spam galore if she finds out.

But she googled it already and is posting gifs of more attractive people now. Best just hope it gets so out of hand she gets banned.

[Joe Molotov]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

I think it's like Grindr.

[nudemacusers]

No one tell her what tumblr is damnit.

Yeah because it's not like dumb people use that.

Well that was my point. Gif spam galore if she finds out.

But she googled it already and is posting gifs of more attractive people now. Best just hope it gets so out of hand she gets banned.

[fistfulofmetal]

trab looks really nice in the recent pic. no more dumb look on her face.

[Momo]

Yet another GAF thread - I'm still stalking the pic thread :[ (We never post anything funny, we simply bitch, moan and stalk)

[brob]

Oh and it seems like Trab relaxed her face in her newest pics, she's not doing the weird cheek/lip thing. Her face seems rounder and she looks about 12 years old. I guess she does the duckface to look older or fiercer something.

trab looks really nice in the recent pic. no more dumb look on her face.

 

[Joe Molotov]

[fistfulofmetal]

 

[Quaker]

I dont get it, is it a shitty laptop? I'd take any laptop that was free. I'd just use it to play emulators.

He didn't mention the part where you have to pay for airfare to California and a $1000 ticket for a lame Google conference. Who knows, maybe he suckered his boss into paying for it.

$1500MSRP for a laptop that will only run Chrome "apps"? 

Wouldn't you be better off by selling it off to some chump for $1000 and buying an Air or ultrabook instead?

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http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=72137536&postcount=21

[Steve Youngblood]

Yet another GAF thread - I'm still stalking the pic thread :[ (We never post anything funny, we simply bitch, moan and stalk)

I wish more people would be light-hearted and less obsessed with GAF. You know, like this guy: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444655

[Himu]

[Momo]

Yet another GAF thread - I'm still stalking the pic thread :[ (We never post anything funny, we simply bitch, moan and stalk)

I wish more people would be light-hearted and less obsessed with GAF. You know, like this guy: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444655

Do me a favor and bump that thread, it needs to stay fresh in my memory so as to remind me of the grim times I  a)cared, b)liked Kagari and c)liked duckroll :'(

[brob]

:usavich

[Steve Youngblood]

Yet another GAF thread - I'm still stalking the pic thread :[ (We never post anything funny, we simply bitch, moan and stalk)

I wish more people would be light-hearted and less obsessed with GAF. You know, like this guy: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444655

Do me a favor and bump that thread, it needs to stay fresh in my memory so as to remind me of the grim times I  a)cared, b)liked Kagari and c)liked duckroll :'(

AWESOME-O certainly doesn't approve.

[Momo]

Well I'm pretty glad I'm still this guy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30913062&postcount=80

AWESOME-O certainly doesn't approve.

I can sense his hostility as soon as a post of his is adjacent to mine

[Steve Youngblood]

Well I'm pretty glad I'm still this guy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30913062&postcount=80

A guy who argues with Exodust SoulBurn?

[Tasty]

Well I'm pretty glad I'm still this guy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30913062&postcount=80

A guy who argues with Exodust SoulBurn?

That's like half the human race, lol.

[Momo]

Well I'm pretty glad I'm still this guy.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=30913062&postcount=80

A guy who argues with Exodust SoulBurn?

Someone who just sets out to have fun. At some point I will argue with/entertain myself by annoying everyone on this board. By now everyone should know it's not done with malice, Wrath especially

[Joe Molotov]

Yet another GAF thread - I'm still stalking the pic thread :[ (We never post anything funny, we simply bitch, moan and stalk)

I wish more people would be light-hearted and less obsessed with GAF. You know, like this guy: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=444655

Momo putting on a simping master class. No GAF mod's cock went unsucked that day.

[Momo]

Stop being jelly Joe, your turn comes soon

[Joe Molotov]

 

[MCD]

Mmmmmmmmmm Kagari's cock.

[thisismyusername]

I dont get it, is it a shitty laptop? I'd take any laptop that was free. I'd just use it to play emulators.

Chrome OS. Which means even if the laptop was decent for the price it's DOA in terms of support outside of Andy.

[Tasty]

It can browse the Bore and gay bear tumblrs, what more do you need? 

[thisismyusername]

It can browse the Bore and gay bear tumblrs, what more do you need? 

But Andy, demi can do that for $100-400 on his iAndroid 420U already. Why would he spend $900-600 more for something that isn't an Apple Laptop? 

Speaking of Andy... Nintendo fans! Pikmen 3... that bombed in the Japan? SO AWESOME FOR NINTENDO FANS they didn't line up to buy the dead system and game! 

[brob]

it's too hot to play vidya, japan will buy pikmin when the heat settles.

please understand.

[nudemacusers]

it's too hot to play vidya, japan will buy pikmin when the heat settles.

please understand.

You know it's sad when kids would rather go outside than play your vidja offerings. that wouldn't have happened in the snes days.

[brob]

If kids spend the summer gardening they will have a much better basis to appreciate pikmin's genius once they get around to playing it later. 

[Joe Molotov]

If kids spend the summer gardening they will have a much better basis to appreciate pikmin's genius once they get around to playing it later. 

They'll really be able to appreciate Pikmin when they're 60 year old men, in the early stages Alzheimer's, still working the same dead-end job they've had since their 20's.

[thisismyusername]

If kids spend the summer gardening they will have a much better basis to appreciate pikmin's genius once they get around to playing it later. 

They'll really be able to appreciate Pikmin when they're 60 year old men, in the early stages Alzheimer's, still working the same dead-end job they've had since their 20's.

Shades of my life.  :'( Though I don't think I'll ever "get" Pikmin.

[Atramental]

http://opa-ages.com/forums/topic/69549-wow-just-wow-evilore-said-he-can-rip-apart-olimario/

Rierom trying to get EL to fight Oli.

[Tasty]

WOW JUST WOW

[Momo]

1000 fights

[Himu]

someone remind me who billy ocean is. wasn't he mondain over here

[Shaka Khan]

If I'm not mistaken, he's Opa.

[Himu]

I heard mondain was opa as well. Someone get his ass over here.

[Shadow Mod]

I heard mondain was opa as well. Someone get his ass over here.

Beefcutlets is OPA I thought.

[Sausage]

We're all opa

[Sman]

someone remind me who billy ocean is. wasn't he mondain over here

Mondain/Jotaro/Swastiko has been MIA for a few years now. Either he got his life together or his tumor got the better of him. Probably the latter.

[Shaka Khan]

I thought he made that tumor up.

[Sman]

A metaphor for his social awkwardness.

[Boogie]

someone remind me who billy ocean is. wasn't he mondain over here

Mondain/Jotaro/Swastiko has been MIA for a few years now. Either he got his life together or his tumor got the better of him. Probably the latter.

Ugh, Jotaro.  Nothing was more painful than when I decided to be a "nice guy" and add him to msn messenger because everyone was mean to him.  Those conversations were excruciating, he would never shut up. 


Also, I hope that claim that EviLore wants money for the Olimario challenge to happen is just reirom bullshitting.   There's nothing wrong with being just plain not interested in participating in such a circus show, but don't pull some "I want money for this" when you're driving around in your Porsche 911 and jetting all over the globe.  That's bullshit.