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Tasty

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It's pretty annoying how sensitive brandonh is about anything MoS, constantly defending it in a thread that's only barely related because of a previous vid the guy did.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=72484256&postcount=47
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=72498556&postcount=75

And he says "sorry for almost making this a MoS bitchfest thread" and then goes right back into it. Get a grip dude.

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That's neither here nor there but it's pretty unnecessary in the context of the thread and just screams desperate for validation.

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brandom83, not brandonh
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this "Is it racist if you aren't attracted to a particular race?" thread :dead

If they just checked Yo, Is This Racist?, they would know that the answer is yes. The answer is always yes.
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Is it racist to be frustrated by the fact that there aren't enough porn with black women who have a Snipes HUE/complexion?


 Answer using the IGN scale please, I find it hard to relate otherwise.



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If you even have to ask "is this racist?" then yes it is racist.

is this racist?
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If you even have to ask "is this racist?" then yes it is racist.

Why would you even ask though? I'm comfortable with my racism. Own that shit.

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Is it racist to be frustrated by the fact that there aren't enough porn with black women who have a Snipes HUE/complexion?
You know, that is a real shame, actually.

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I misread a Shawshank thread on GAF as "Starshank" and I realized someone should make that movie
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What would Starshank be about?

hampster

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What would Starshank be about?

shawshank redemption in a space prison obviously
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Is it racist to be frustrated by the fact that there aren't enough porn with black women who have a Snipes HUE/complexion?


 Answer using the IGN scale please, I find it hard to relate otherwise.
Check out Sierra Banxxx breh. She dark as night :lawd
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No, check out Sole Dior. She's like .7 on the Wesley Snipes scale

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Every other week there is an open relationship thread.

Huff

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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #10095 on: July 24, 2013, 03:51:31 PM »
I misread a Shawshank thread on GAF as "Starshank" and I realized someone should make that movie

Fuck and I misread this as starsharks and realized someone should make that movie
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Every other week there is an open relationship thread.
GAF should work on getting one piece of ass first, much less multiples.

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Every other week there is an open relationship thread.
GAF should work on getting one piece of ass first, much less multiples.

It's all the more obvious when they're all "why have a relationship then?"

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If kids spend the summer gardening they will have a much better basis to appreciate pikmin's genius once they get around to playing it later. 

They'll really be able to appreciate Pikmin when they're 60 year old men, in the early stages Alzheimer's, still working the same dead-end job they've had since their 20's.

They're Miyamoto?

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"Open relationship" threads on GAF are essentially cuckold threads. They're the diaries of nerd losers that can only get skanks that nobody else is pathetic enough to date (just fuck).
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I find the "it's not really a relationship" posts better. They're either been in none or only shit ones if they think a relationship is solely sexual exclusivity.

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"Open relationship" threads on GAF are essentially cuckold threads. They're the diaries of nerd losers that can only get skanks that nobody else is pathetic enough to date (just fuck).
I find these types of posts more entertaining.

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The people I run into most with open relationships are the type I would never think about fucking. I dunno.

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look at the mw4mw section on craigslist.  Yech.  I doubt any of them ever get a response.  Or I hope they don't.

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look at the mw4mw section on craigslist.  Yech.  I doubt any of them ever get a response.  Or I hope they don't.

Did you watch Real Sex? The people into weird kinky shit were always just kind of gross.

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Whether you want an open relationship or not, finding the dick & pussy to do it with on craigslist seems feebleminded. Go to fetlife meet-ups or something at least.

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Or just go to a bar like you're single.

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look at the mw4mw section on craigslist.  Yech.  I doubt any of them ever get a response.  Or I hope they don't.

Did you watch Real Sex? The people into weird kinky shit were always just kind of gross.
Never seen it.  But I believe it.  I'm into some "crazy" stuff by normal standards, but browsing craigslist and random forums I wonder how any of these people find others to do this shit with them.  cuckolding is something I really don't get.  I mean true cuckolding with the humiliation and bull and all that jazz.  That doesn't sound like fun!

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Never seen it.  But I believe it.  I'm into some "crazy" stuff by normal standards, but browsing craigslist and random forums I wonder how any of these people find others to do this shit with them.  cuckolding is something I really don't get.  I mean true cuckolding with the humiliation and bull and all that jazz.  That doesn't sound like fun!

Yeah I really don't get that much either. I just recall some Real Sex episodes like these people who were really into horses. They didn't fuck 'em or at least pretended they didn't but they did fuck each other, make horses noises and use saddles. Every one of them was someone that was just "ugh no."

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Who was that dude on GAF that fucked a horse?  What the hell is wrong with people?

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Who was that dude on GAF that fucked a horse?  What the hell is wrong with people?

Childhood trauma of some kind would be my guess. Last night me and my roomies were discussing real fucked up porn like kitten/puppy smashing and prolapse chewing. We seriously just didn't get it.

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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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Yeah I really don't get that much either. I just recall some Real Sex episodes like these people who were really into horses. They didn't fuck 'em or at least pretended they didn't but they did fuck each other, make horses noises and use saddles. Every one of them was someone that was just "ugh no."

Ugh... I'm pretty sure I saw that now that you mention it.

One of my RL friends Sara had me back to her and her BFs place one night and showed me some prolapse porn when my stomach was full of beer and brain not really willing to process it. I try not to judge people, but I'd love to meet someone who fucks horses, or was into scat or eats shit or something. Its hilarious to me - the kind of grim, disgusting stuff that people get off on.

Since getting an internet connection back in my teenage years, I've realised that a large large proportion of the world (possibly the majority) is actually kind of mentally ill, as well as distinguished mentally-challenged. edit: No offence intended to anyone who is or has family meeting the clinical criteria for either of those terms btw. I think what I mean to say, is that the world is sort of stupid and mad.
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Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)
« Reply #10114 on: July 24, 2013, 05:20:40 PM »
Pour one out for mr. Hands :tear
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Fuck you stupid piece of shit. Scum of the earth.

This fucking guy every thread is saying this shit to me. Don't you have nothing to do?
Go jerk off to Meryl Streep, fucking creep.

he took the bait a bit hard there

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One of my RL friends Sara had me back to her and her BFs place one night and showed me some prolapse porn when my stomach was full of beer and brain not really willing to process it. I try not to judge people, but I'd love to meet someone who fucks horses, or was into scat or eats shit or something. Its hilarious to me - the kind of grim, disgusting stuff that people get off on.

Since getting an internet connection back in my teenage years, I've realised that a large large proportion of the world (possibly the majority) is actually kind of mentally ill, as well as distinguished mentally-challenged. edit: No offence intended to anyone who is or has family meeting the clinical criteria for either of those terms btw. I think what I mean to say, is that the world is sort of stupid and mad.
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Who was that dude on GAF that fucked a horse?  What the hell is wrong with people?

Childhood trauma of some kind would be my guess. Last night me and my roomies were discussing real fucked up porn like kitten/puppy smashing and prolapse chewing. We seriously just didn't get it.
Ok.  This is mentioned twice now.  What the hell is prolapsed porn?  I really don't want to google this.

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He has his own thread where he basically attention whores with pics of himself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=607951


Their asshole hangs out and someone chews on it.
« Last Edit: July 24, 2013, 05:51:02 PM by Needs More Cowbell »

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You guys have no idea how vulnerable and insecure us nerds become when we post our real pics on the internet.

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sucks to be chubby >.<

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Shaka Khan

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He has his own thread where he basically attention whores with pics of himself.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=607951

Never mind.
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fun fact: SpartanForce is bi-polar.

edit: Oh wait. No.
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=510144

He's a schizo
« Last Edit: July 24, 2013, 06:06:41 PM by Atramental »

One of my RL friends Sara had me back to her and her BFs place one night and showed me some prolapse porn when my stomach was full of beer and brain not really willing to process it. I try not to judge people, but I'd love to meet someone who fucks horses, or was into scat or eats shit or something. Its hilarious to me - the kind of grim, disgusting stuff that people get off on.

Since getting an internet connection back in my teenage years, I've realised that a large large proportion of the world (possibly the majority) is actually kind of mentally ill, as well as distinguished mentally-challenged. edit: No offence intended to anyone who is or has family meeting the clinical criteria for either of those terms btw. I think what I mean to say, is that the world is sort of stupid and mad.
....

Who was that dude on GAF that fucked a horse?  What the hell is wrong with people?

Childhood trauma of some kind would be my guess. Last night me and my roomies were discussing real fucked up porn like kitten/puppy smashing and prolapse chewing. We seriously just didn't get it.
Ok.  This is mentioned twice now.  What the hell is prolapsed porn?  I really don't want to google this.

I was shown two kinds...

anal prolapsing is a woman (or man) pushing the actual inside of their ass out, either for some camera dude to gawp at, or for someone to actually touch / bite / lick

There is also cervix prolapsing. Women - with considerable effort and sometimes the aid of pumps -  push their cervix out of their vagine, and it looks like some kind of fish head foetus. Again, some prodding, biting, licking or attempted fucking then ensues.

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Yeah I really don't get that shit.

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On the whole humiliation thing:

I just don't get it. I love it when the girl is dominant every now and again, but I don't understand why it almost always includes degradation. Then again, I'm somewhat old fashioned when it comes to some sex things.

Degradation can only go so far. Being in charge is fun but I don't get fucking some other dude while he sits in the corner crying and jerking it. I don't know how others can watch it either.

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I don't think there's anything to get. Frankly, I'm fine with that.  :kobeyuck

On the whole humiliation thing:

I just don't get it. I love it when the girl is dominant every now and again, but I don't understand why it almost always includes degradation. Then again, I'm somewhat old fashioned when it comes to some sex things.

a girl tried some physically dominant stuff on me once, was twisting my head (the one on my neck) and forcing my face into the couch, she'd let go and if I moved my head to look at her she'd aggressively push it back in place. The rest of the time she was slamming my upper body around aggressively with her hand and just bouncing up and down on me. It was so unexpected and SRS BSNS that I was dying to laugh and just kind of didn't react properly... I think she probably wanted me to throw her over the couch and yank her hair out or something... I tried all sorts with her at other times though, including her getting me to slap her around and stuff. I've never had any particular desire to do that to anyone, but she wanted me to so I obliged. She was so much fun actually. I miss the spontaneity!

I probably couldn't handle standing on my balls and stuff, or the mental humiliation that some female doms seem to get off on though.

Guys into cuckolding, who even go so far as to 'clean up'? All of my nope :kobeyuck

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I think the secret to liking humiliation and domination stuff is to only do it w/r/t things you aren't actually insecure about.
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tbh if a man shoots his juice in my mouth and doesn't have the balls to kiss me after, it's over. right then and there.
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The weirdest thing I was asked to do was suck this chick's blood cause she cut herself and asked me to.

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tbh if a man shoots his juice in my mouth and doesn't have the balls to kiss me after, it's over. right then and there.

The best is having a dude who doesn't give a flying fuck if you're on the rag. Sex is going down.

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Which kind of "going down"?  :holeup

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Which kind of "going down"?  :holeup

Not that.

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tbh if a man shoots his juice in my mouth and doesn't have the balls to kiss me after, it's over. right then and there.

The best is having a dude who doesn't give a flying fuck if you're on the rag. Sex is going down.

Some girls I've dated would recoil in horror when I tried to get at them while they were on the rag, but when they liked the idea - fuck yeah. Awesome! Some girls seem a lot more horny after they come on. I don't see why guys have a problem with it to be honest, if you're clean - it's not like you bleed from your clit, everything else is just lube and a new itch to scratch (with dick)

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 :holeup :kobeyuck :dayum Did I just read prolapse chewing?
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We need to make up a rule. If he refuses to kiss after he cums in your mouth, no more bjs.
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Indeed sir



edit: that was in reply to commander cosby cock but eh I'll let it stand for both

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The best is having a dude who doesn't give a flying fuck if you're on the rag. Sex is going down.