Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

What a dick.

[Himu]

I had dreams of rough housing with my child and teaching it things I can relate to, like action movies, cartoons and games, cars and cool Transformer toys. Now I'm looking at Barbies, stuffed animals and the equivelant of Justin Bieber shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Shadow Mod]

I had dreams of rough housing with my child and teaching it things I can relate to, like action movies, cartoons and games, cars and cool Transformer toys. Now I'm looking at Barbies, stuffed animals and the equivelant of Justin Bieber shit.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fuckin' idiot, kid wasn't even born yet and he's already stereotyping what she'll be into.

[Himu]

Even if it were a boy there is no guarantee he'd like ANY OF THAT STUFF!

Also, girls don't like cartoons?! WHAT?

[Shadow Mod]

Even if it were a boy there is no guarantee he'd like ANY OF THAT STUFF!

Also, girls don't like cartoons?! WHAT?

His wife is probably super fucking girly and that's the only female he knows. It shows in other posts too. Dude's a total knob.

[Himu]

But he says that she was a tomboy!

[Shadow Mod]

But he says that she was a tomboy!

/shrug

I don't remember all of the dumb shit he said in that thread. All I know is he was a couple months from having a kid and saying some of the stupidest shit that I felt terrible for his spawn.

[Himu]

You can't rough house with girls?!  

That entire sentence is just AMAZING

[Shadow Mod]

You can't rough house with girls?!  

That entire sentence is just AMAZING

The whole thread he just says the most asinine crap as if girls are porcelain princesses in towers.

[Himu]

How does someone like that get married?! HOW?

[Shadow Mod]

How does someone like that get married?! HOW?

I ask myself that question about several posters but I recently went up to Spokane and got my answer.

[Himu]

What was the answer

[Shadow Mod]

What was the answer

Women who are terrible people will settle for anything or must have kids once they hit 25-30 because they don't have any other perspective in life.

[Himu]

Is Dark Octave a good father?! I have to know how this story has progressed.

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=31195288&postcount=65

[Joe Molotov]

How does someone like that get married?! HOW?

Some women are dumb too.

[Himu]

I'm mostly just shocked of the idea of a guy with those ideas managed to get married in this decade. I mean, what decade did he grow up in? Surely not the 90's. I guess I was naive when I figured we were past this.

[Shadow Mod]

I'm mostly just shocked of the idea of a guy with those ideas managed to get married in this decade. I mean, what decade did he grow up in? Surely not the 90's. I guess I was naive when I figured we were past this.

Up in Spokane I heard the stupidest shit in a bar bathroom. Apparently if you're past 25 you have no business getting an abortion. Oh and the best part, which put me on high alert, was some other girl chimed in (and they all agreed), "yeah when I know I'm near the end of a cycle and I go home with a guy, I ask myself if I could have a kid with him."

=/

Never think people are past anything.

[Himu]

Did this guy not know tomboys back in the day? He didn't know those rocker chicks in high school who hung out with the goths and punks? He didn't know any jock girls who LOVED sports? Or the nerd girls who LOVED Lord of the Rings and anime?

It's just like what kind of childhood did this guy have? Did he live in a bubble?

[Himu]

I'm mostly just shocked of the idea of a guy with those ideas managed to get married in this decade. I mean, what decade did he grow up in? Surely not the 90's. I guess I was naive when I figured we were past this.

Up in Spokane I heard the stupidest shit in a bar bathroom. Apparently if you're past 25 you have no business getting an abortion. Oh and the best part, which put me on high alert, was some other girl chimed in (and they all agreed), "yeah when I know I'm near the end of a cycle and I go home with a guy, I ask myself if I could have a kid with him."

=/

Never think people are past anything.

I'm not surprised by any of that. Some ladies are thirsty for that bib and bottle.

Girl making only facebook posts about dating and shit like her uterus will explode if she's not knocked up by age 30. SMH.

[Shadow Mod]

Did this guy not know tomboys back in the day? He didn't know those rocker chicks in high school who hung out with the goths and punks? He didn't know any jock girls who LOVED sports? Or the nerd girls who LOVED Lord of the Rings and anime?

It's just like what kind of childhood did this guy have? Did he live in a bubble?

Some GAF posters and living in bubbles goes hand in hand, you should know this by now.

[Brehvolution]

You can't rough house with girls?!  

That entire sentence is just AMAZING

[Himu]

But Devogirl IT MAKES NO SENSE I just can't fathom it! It is blowing my worldview wide open!

[hampster]

If TGIF's Step By Step taught us anything its that tomboys secretly want to be the pretty girl

[Steve Youngblood]

How does someone like that get married?! HOW?

Some women are dumb too.

I'll not have you disparaging my wife, sir!

[Himu]

If TGIF's Step By Step taught us anything its that tomboys secretly want to be the pretty girl

I'm taking this opportunity to post Step By Step's BANGING intro which is so much better than the show itself.

I mean, can anyone name ONE character's name from that show?

[Shadow Mod]

But Devogirl IT MAKES NO SENSE I just can't fathom it! It is blowing my worldview wide open!

Just remember that half of the threads wouldn't be as mind boggling and or hilarious if the posters actually socialized worth a shit.

 

[brob]

Step By Step was the shit, and Al was so~ hawt I struggled dealing with it.


But I dealt with it.

[fistfulofmetal]

putting a roller coaster near a beach seems like a bad idea

[Himu]

I watched so much Step by Step and barely remember the show. The only episodes I remember: one girl on the mom's side tries to get a lip surgery, some character is addicted to a video game, Bud (I think?) gets a credit card and buys a bunch of shit and they take it when he can't pay it back rather than sending him a life ruining credit bill. Um. There was a guy who slept in a van outside?

[fistfulofmetal]

there was one halloween episode where spooky stuff happened

[fistfulofmetal]

wait, that dudes name is Sasha?

[Himu]

tell me about the christmas specials

my fave thing about step by step intro is when dude hits the hammer for the bell contest, he hits the bell, so then he turns and just like stares into space as if he's suicidally depressed rather than flexing his muscles or showing off like a normal person.

[fistfulofmetal]

in the christmas episode they are all preparing for christmas, the two guys are out buying a christmas tree but can't decide which one to buy because they can't agree on a large tree or a small tree. the dad is trying to hide the gift for the mom but the mom is constantly sneaking up on him trying to get a peak at he present. then the two girls are having an argument over the true meaning of christmas, the superficial one thinks it's all about presents and stuff and the heartfelt one thinks it's about caring and giving and spending time with family. the young boys are waiting for santa to finally come and the entire family groan because they know santa isn't real. then the two older guys bring in a medium sized tree, the mom and dad exchange their gifts (it was the same gift the entire time!!!) the girls discover that it's both about giving (presents!!) and also family. then a guy in a santa suit shows up and gives out presents and everyone thinks it's the dad (except the young boys!!) but then santa walks out the front and the dad walks in from the back and everyone looks all shocked!

[hampster]

Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Step by Step and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper was a fucking solid 2 hours of programming. God TGIF was so good

[king of the internet]

Family Matters, Boy Meets World, Step by Step and Hangin' with Mr. Cooper was a fucking solid 2 hours of programming. God TGIF was so good

Full fuckin' House bro.

[Himu]

Full House sucked.

[king of the internet]

Full House sucked.

How rude.

[Himu]

Ah yes, back when people actually watched tv on Fridays. REMEMBER THAT, GUYS?!

[Himu]

in the christmas episode they are all preparing for christmas, the two guys are out buying a christmas tree but can't decide which one to buy because they can't agree on a large tree or a small tree. the dad is trying to hide the gift for the mom but the mom is constantly sneaking up on him trying to get a peak at he present. then the two girls are having an argument over the true meaning of christmas, the superficial one thinks it's all about presents and stuff and the heartfelt one thinks it's about caring and giving and spending time with family. the young boys are waiting for santa to finally come and the entire family groan because they know santa isn't real. then the two older guys bring in a medium sized tree, the mom and dad exchange their gifts (it was the same gift the entire time!!!) the girls discover that it's both about giving (presents!!) and also family. then a guy in a santa suit shows up and gives out presents and everyone thinks it's the dad (except the young boys!!) but then santa walks out the front and the dad walks in from the back and everyone looks all shocked!

[Himu]

Early Family Matters >>>>>>> Full House

85'ers know the score, young blood.

Boy Meets World was good, yeah.

[Polari]

If TGIF's Step By Step taught us anything its that tomboys secretly want to be the pretty girl

I'm taking this opportunity to post Step By Step's BANGING intro which is so much better than the show itself.

I mean, can anyone name ONE character's name from that show?

Cody. Didn't even cheat.

[Himu]

Do you want to fuck Cody? Is that it?

[king of the internet]

Wasn't there a Dana? I think it was the tomboy chick that turned out super fine.

[Joe Molotov]

Of course Suzanne Somers was the hottest on the show, tho. MILF GOAT.

[thisismyusername]

Cowbell's ability to remember what people posted years ago never ceases to amaze me. Its like Psych but sad because there is no Gus

To be fair, I remember him from that same thread because it's just so stupid. He started the thread with a Deus Ex modified line. Then bitched about getting a daughter instead of a son.

Every post I've seen by him from then on has been a "HUGE FUCKING MANCHILD IS APPORACHING *siren*" alert.

Hurr I'll keep a copy sealed and not sell it while it's cash money right now.

Should ask him if he's saving it for his imaginary son.

[Shadow Mod]

Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Fresh Prince > *

[Shadow Mod]

All those suck except for Fresh Prince. And I grew up on Nickolodeon.

 

[Himu]

ALEX MACK >>>>> *

[Himu]

Salute Your Shorts, Clarissa Explains It All, Adventures of Pete and Pete, Fresh Prince > *

OMAR GOODING

[Steve Youngblood]

All those suck except for Fresh Prince. And I grew up on Nickolodeon.

You suck! Yeah, I went there.

[thisismyusername]

ALEX MACK >>>>> *

Alex Mack only ran for two seasons, though.  :'(

She still looked bangin' as the Goth Chick in the Halloween Psych episode a few years back.

[Himu]

My Brother and Me

ALEX MACK >>>>> *

Alex Mack only ran for two seasons, though.  :'(

She still looked bangin' as the Goth Chick in the Halloween Psych episode a few years back.

Um, no it didn't. Snick

[Steve Youngblood]

My Brother and Me

One of these days, I'm going to get a Cool Dr. Money haircut I swear.

[helios]

My Brother and Me

Hit me! HIT ME!

[Himu]

Alphie, can you teach me to dayyyyyyyynce? Why'd you get cancelled?! Fuck Nick

My Brother and Me

One of these days, I'm going to get a Cool Dr. Money haircut I swear.

Is that the last episode?

[Steve Youngblood]

Alphie, can you teach me to dayyyyyyyynce? Why'd you get cancelled?! Fuck Nick

My Brother and Me

One of these days, I'm going to get a Cool Dr. Money haircut I swear.

Is that the last episode?

I don't know. I don't remember the episode order anymore.

[Himu]

I'm pretty sure it's the last one. Dee Dee gets the haircut from Goo, it looks like shit, so they have to cut it off, he comes to school the next day with a bald head, his two nerd friends laugh and he kicks their ass, then Goo starts laughing, Alphie kicks his ass, they all get suspended. Dad's gonna make some fucking gumbo AGAIN - that asshole!!! - and ask for some pizza instead.

My childhood being blessed with normal black folks on tv

MY BROTHER AND ME





I feel sorry for the guy that played Alphie. He was in a LOT of stuff in the 90's - including Martin! - but he's not even a blip anymore.

[Himu]

Speaking of Martin, after Raw my friends and I turn it to MTV2 to watch Martin and that shit is still a BLAST. So good! Has aged like wine! I was real surprised about that. Most of laugh track shows from  back in the day are awful now.

[Himu]

Kyla does tv series according to wikipedia.