Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Himu]

Her vagina pulsates and opens up when I takes her pants off, gaf. why? What do I do?

[Atramental]

Feed it pizza.

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old GAF answer: FHUTA

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[Your Stalker]

one time this random girl hugged me so i punched her and ran away

[Himu]

A girl said hi to me, gaf. does she like me?

[Atramental]

The girl at the cash register said, "Have a nice day!" to me as I awkwardly stumbled out of the store. I think she loves me.

[Shadow Mod]

strip clubs are 3d pig disgusting

I only like chicks on the screen

[Momo]

You guys are fucking pathetic some days. Today is one of those days.

--> leaves for better threads

[Your Stalker]

*unless they're the high end, but that still doesn't mean they aren't soul crushing wastes of money and time and life

really no different from video games and anime then

[Shadow Mod]

I haven't been to a high end one but I live in Portland.

I had fun each time I went and didn't blow much money.

[Big Barry Jazz]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=75132943&postcount=147

I'm confused. As a US citizen, how do you get denied entry into the UK? I've been three times and never had the first problem. They just stamped my passport, and that was that.

I'd take a guess at him not having a return ticket which flagged him up as possibly wanting to try and stay in the utopia of the UK to get away from the hellscape that is the US.

[Cerveza mas fina]

 

[StealthFan]

I haven't been to a high end one but I live in Portland.

I had fun each time I went and didn't blow much money.

That because you're a gurl(doge). Chicks have more fun at strip clubs, in my experience. Perhaps it's because they're not stupid enough to think the stripper is going to fuck them.

[Himu]

god shut the fuck up momo

[Shadow Mod]

I haven't been to a high end one but I live in Portland.

I had fun each time I went and didn't blow much money.

That because you're a gurl(doge). Chicks have more fun at strip clubs, in my experience. Perhaps it's because they're not stupid enough to think the stripper is going to fuck them.

I also go with the bf so the night usually ends with a good fuck since were both pretty worked up.

[Cerveza mas fina]

But have you been to Ping Pong Pussy?

Or the Banana Bar?

[Shadow Mod]

But have you been to Ping Pong Pussy?

Or the Banana Bar?

No only been to Portland establishments.

[Cerveza mas fina]

If you ever go to Thailand...

[Momo]

god shut the fuck up momo

Get bent fuck hole.

[StealthFan]

She sounds like she belonged on that stage, friend.

[Polari]

Strip clubs! Sceneman likes to sit in front of the stage and attract the attention of the stripper by putting that filthy-ass money in his mouth because he saw a character do it in an obscure 90s hip hop comedy. True story.

[Shaka Khan]

Can I just express how much I'm enjoying Polari's temporary return, if only for the quality sceneman coverage we've been getting.

[Mupepe]

Mupepe got a new alt!

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=75063619&postcount=35

You son of a bitch

[Van Cruncheon]

i don't like strip clubs because i go to bars to bullshit with people, not to get a fucking erection and reek of nicotine for the next three days

[Van Cruncheon]

and cis chicks go to strip clubs so they can tell dudes they go to strip clubs and underscore their kinkiness or general sexual openmindedness. doesn't mean that's bad, but let's get with the honesty here.

[Steve Youngblood]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=647051

 

Yeah, I don't know. Mind you, I completely understand the appeal, but it's not really for me. You know how some people can't understand that strippers (or waitresses, etc.) aren't actually in to them, but are in fact just trying to get money from them? Well, my innate cynicism makes pretty much the opposite happen to me. Put me in the "What's the point?" category (though that's a rhetorical question only relevant to me as I understand what the point is).

Of course, my idea of a good night out on the town is going to be some place with a tasty microbrew on tap, and a pool table (or shuffleboard, darts, etc.) every time.

[MCD]

I always hit strip clubs in my hentai games.

[Mupepe]

I'm too cheap for strip clubs.  That's my problem.  If I wanna see some T&A that I'll never get (or pay for) then that's what the fucking internet is for.

[brawndolicious]

Makes sense, prostitution is huge in countries like China and Iran where porn isn't legal. Also found my Wikipedia article of the day:
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pornography_by_region

[Himu]

I think it is easy to get the appeal of strip joints. Doesn't mean I like em tho.

[Polari]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=647051

 

Yeah, I don't know. Mind you, I completely understand the appeal, but it's not really for me. You know how some people can't understand that strippers (or waitresses, etc.) aren't actually in to them, but are in fact just trying to get money from them? Well, my innate cynicism makes pretty much the opposite happen to me. Put me in the "What's the point?" category (though that's a rhetorical question only relevant to me as I understand what the point is).

Of course, my idea of a good night out on the town is going to be some place with a tasty microbrew on tap, and a pool table (or shuffleboard, darts, etc.) every time.

I like it as an interlude on a lads' night out. It's entertaining until the novelty runs its course, which is about 10-15 minutes. Then on to the next bar.

[Shadow Mod]

and cis chicks go to strip clubs so they can tell dudes they go to strip clubs and underscore their kinkiness or general sexual openmindedness. doesn't mean that's bad, but let's get with the honesty here.

lol actually at some of the clubs here they basically do gymnastics on the pole. The ones who don't bore me. There was one in particular at a main pole who was really hot but didn't even try and shimmied all off beat. Got tons of money though. I was busy watching some girl on the secondary pole because she was athletic.

[TakingBackSunday]

Zeldatards are making a huge deal about this image of WW HD



Can you guess why?

Because the lighting is different.

-_____-

[Shadow Mod]

I am confused. Different from what?

[Himu]

I'm not impressed with WW hd. At least in pics. It seems to do away with all the visual flare the original had.

[TakingBackSunday]

Sure, okay, and I somewhat agree.  But a lot of people in that thread are using THAT IMAGE as the final straw because the lighting is not this:

[Polari]

I dunno about Zelda fans. It's more or less the same game each time around. LttP and OoT were brilliant but everything since has been so derivative.

[Rufus]

I played Wind Waker before OoT (never owned an N64) so it was basically fresh to me. Loved the game, but Twilight Princess alone was enough to saturate any need I ever felt for Zelda games. My edition of Wind Waker came with OoT (and Mystic Quest) and I didn't even get to the adult Link stage before I put it away.

[Himu]

I dunno about Zelda fans. It's more or less the same game each time around. LttP and OoT were brilliant but everything since has been so derivative.

There is nothing derivative about Majora's Mask. You mean since Wind Waker.

Sure, okay, and I somewhat agree.  But a lot of people in that thread are using THAT IMAGE as the final straw because the lighting is not this:

(Image removed from quote.)

Jesus Christ that looks so much better than the image you posted before. Unless WW hd looks better in motion - and I haven't seen it in motion - it's a tremendous visual downgrade.

[Polari]

I dunno about Zelda fans. It's more or less the same game each time around. LttP and OoT were brilliant but everything since has been so derivative.

There is nothing derivative about Majora's Mask. You mean since Wind Waker.

Yeah good point. Slipped my mind.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=601101

 

[Polari]

I think we already did that one. Probably worth doing again though.

[brob]

I played Wind Waker before OoT (never owned an N64) so it was basically fresh to me. Loved the game, but Twilight Princess alone was enough to saturate any need I ever felt for Zelda games. My edition of Wind Waker came with OoT (and Mystic Quest) and I didn't even get to the adult Link stage before I put it away.

I had that Wind Waker with the N64 games as well. Played a bit of majora, but OoT looked boring so I never played that one. But I don't really like zelda games. The parts of Wind Waker I liked were the sailing and the running around like a dweeb. Triforce hunting for tingle was the best part. That game could have been about delivering mail and talking to people and solving their woe-is-me jrpg problems and it would have been super amazing imo.

I also agree that the changes to Wind Waker HD make it look worse. But Wind Waker looks very nice in Dolphin already so whatevs. If nintendo fans care enough I guess they can rip the HUD from the HD release and put it in a custom WW iso for dolphin.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=647359

This thread lol. Calling the dudes work shit because they have appearance standards.

[Brehvolution]

'Ping Pong show' in Bangkok?

Sounds racist

[Rufus]

Sounds disgusting. Is it what I think it is?

[brawndolicious]

AC3 made the same mistake as Windwaker where the sailing was one of the funnest things to do in the game but there were only a handful of missions that involved it.

[Joe Molotov]

Sailing was not the funnest thing in Wind Waker.

[Polari]

AC3 made the same mistake as Windwaker where the sailing was one of the funnest things to do in the game but there were only a handful of missions that involved it.

   

[Van Cruncheon]

AC3 made the same mistake as Windwaker where the sailing was one of the funnest things to do in the game but there were only a handful of missions that involved it.

 

[brawndolicious]

Traveling between islands was extremely boring and passive, but liked the actual mechanics of trying to steer with the wind and the music and all that. I would have traded the "stealth" missions for more legitimate exploration missions.

[Polari]

Oh god just stop.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=647359

This thread lol. Calling the dudes work shit because they have appearance standards.

Uhhh in an office or corporate setting? Your appearance matters to employers.

[Shadow Mod]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=647359

This thread lol. Calling the dudes work shit because they have appearance standards.

Uhhh in an office or corporate setting? Your appearance matters to employers.

Well gamestop lets me be as stinky and unpleasant as I want.

[Your Stalker]

Is it bad that I know how 99% of threads will turn out by only reading the thread title?

[Shadow Mod]

Is it bad that I know how 99% of threads will turn out by only reading the thread title?

Depends on what's bad. Knowing how predictable GAF is, we should probably feel bad yes.

[king of the internet]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=647359

This thread lol. Calling the dudes work shit because they have appearance standards.

Uhhh in an office or corporate setting? Your appearance matters to employers.

Well gamestop lets me be as stinky and unpleasant as I want.

I rarely if ever have a reason to enter a Gamestop, but the last time I did I fuckin SWEAR the clerk had pooped his pants. He was the only other person in the store and it was unbelievably pungent. What kind of operation are they running.

[headwalk]

http://m.neogaf.com/showthread.php?t=647359

This thread lol. Calling the dudes work shit because they have appearance standards.

that's a wrestling thread.

i'm ashamed to know that.

[Positive Touch]

and cis chicks go to strip clubs so they can tell dudes they go to strip clubs and underscore their kinkiness or general sexual openmindedness. doesn't mean that's bad, but let's get with the honesty here.

lol actually at some of the clubs here they basically do gymnastics on the pole. The ones who don't bore me. There was one in particular at a main pole who was really hot but didn't even try and shimmied all off beat. Got tons of money though. I was busy watching some girl on the secondary pole because she was athletic.

^this

if you go to a good strip club, you can see them do some insane shit on a pole, and hey! theyre naked. seeing someone who can dance and swing on the pole and generally be erotic as fuck is pretty awesome. the sad clubs are the hole-in-the-walls where creeps stay til 4 am so they can try to buy some sex 

[Shadow Mod]

OoT is one of my fav games of all time.

Basically play it annually. Great bosses. The temples. Just an awesome game.

[StealthFan]

OOT is a great game. I don't know why cunts turned against it.