Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[Broseidon]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76750003&postcount=117

[Joe Molotov]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76750003&postcount=117

"Ron Paul, so he could have 15 more years to run for president."

[Shaka Khan]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

[Shadow Mod]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

Where does Randite shit fall in?

[thisismyusername]

Most games don't make you feel shit about killing or the main character either. It's just thrust upon you as a survival tactic or the bad guys deserve it. I know I'm not desensitized because it's an action that bothers me when the medium is taking it seriously, like a good show or film.

True enough.

[Shaka Khan]

Where does Randite shit fall in?

If said Randite ain't funny or cute, then fuck him and errbody he loves.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

Less butthurtsplaining, more unintentional hilarity!

[Shaka Khan]

Less butthurtsplaining, more unintentional hilarity!

Bless you my child for your brevity.

[StealthFan]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

This is what I'm talkin about.

We need more bodybuilding.com up in this bitch too. I'd post some SA shit but I don't want you guys to hit the paywall.

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=652923

The replies in here Shaka.

 

Lots of fuck M$ even though the people being fucked are consumers.

[Tasty]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

I disagree. The more facepalmworthy the better.

[Broseidon]

Speaking of SA I just this minute learnt a new insult from there: Aspmaster

[Shadow Mod]

OP really wants GAF to find REM song.

Posts this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76762195&postcount=92

Sounds like an elephant farting into a mic.

[milchs evil twin]

Devo, are you in every thread?

[Shadow Mod]

Devo, are you in every thread?

Nah. But I got a second person next to me listening to nightmarish audio.

[Your Stalker]

I find sperglord behavior highly entertaining.

[Joe Molotov]

OP really wants GAF to find REM song.

Posts this: http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76762195&postcount=92

Sounds like an elephant farting into a mic.

prrruuuwuuuu

[nudemacusers]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=76758555&postcount=1248

this made me 

[Polari]

I was more

[Polari]

Someone bump that shit saying "Well this is awkward." I would but y'know.

[nudemacusers]

Someone bump that shit saying "Well this is awkward." I would but y'know.

I thought about posting 'I NEED SCISSORS got banned for that post? fuck this forum I'm out' but that's flying too close to the sun.

[Steve Youngblood]

Someone bump that shit saying "Well this is awkward." I would but y'know.

I thought about posting 'I NEED SCISSORS got banned for that post? fuck this forum I'm out' but that's flying too close to the sun.

Heh. Well, I would have certainly laughed at it, but... yeah, good call.

[headwalk]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

any positive reinforcement pan handling should be met with a miserly response.

anyone wilfully delving both hands into GAF's shit shouldn't come here expecting us to wipe it off.

[recursivelyenumerable]

Sometimes I wonder what stat heavy spergs do when going outside or in life. Do they have stats ready on hand to make decisions.

No, but only because we haven't quite worked out how to make a really good mobile version of Excel yet

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654071

 

[Himu]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654071

 

 

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654071

 

 

Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Pink Floyd: I don't like a single one of their songs

 

[Joe Molotov]

Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, and Pink Floyd don't even warrant their own separate bullet point.

[Himu]

What a fucking bad taste moron. It's like, what. Has to be a troll.

[Shadow Mod]

What a fucking bad taste moron. It's like, what. Has to be a troll.

Plus how are most of those listed "cult bands"?

[Himu]

I want to fuck to this song.

[Himu]

Steve ban Computer.

[Momo]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

Thank you. This is like really the only reason I go off about this thread from time to time.

[Momo]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654071

 

 

Jimi Hendrix, The Beatles, Pink Floyd: I don't like a single one of their songs

 

Holy shit, this guy

[etiolate]

Computer is pretty bad. If I still had an account,  he's the sort of poster I'd throw the account away on just to explain to him the pain of reading his posts. You know, the sort of description that involves horse cock, egg beaters and the term "reverse Richard-Gered".

[Momo]

This is what I'm talkin about.

We need more bodybuilding.com up in this bitch too. I'd post some SA shit but I don't want you guys to hit the paywall.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156258003

This one is a gem

[StealthFan]

This is what I'm talkin about.

We need more bodybuilding.com up in this bitch too. I'd post some SA shit but I don't want you guys to hit the paywall.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156258003

This one is a gem

I got hard from just reading the title. Such potential cuckoldry

[milchs evil twin]

Titles that make me laugh

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=653995

[Joe Molotov]

This is what I'm talkin about.

We need more bodybuilding.com up in this bitch too. I'd post some SA shit but I don't want you guys to hit the paywall.

http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=156258003

This one is a gem

"Lots of british broadcasters down there."

lmao

[Joe Molotov]

"When/if a woman has guilt she will look away quite often, now before she gets back think to yourself how often you and her lock eyes. Think about what her normal mannerisms are with her eyes, does she lock for 20 seconds and then glance away, etc. Compare to when she gets home, monitor for a few days and see if there is a permanent change.

"Killing" her with kindness could also force out a guilt trip "

Mens Rights Activists to the rescue!

[Momo]

"did you reset the odometer on her vagina to determine the mileage when she returns from her trip?"

 

[Momo]

Holee fuck

--> "she's half black/half chinese."

--> "Translation: She's full Chinese but when she's in Miami, she's becomes half black. . .repeatedly.
Every night.
And every day.
With no regrets."

[Rufus]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=654071

 

He's right about Rammstein and RHCP. But his opinion of Queen is downright sacrilege.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Neutral Milk Hotel didn't strike a chord with me at all.  It's one of those bands that were somewhat well known but just outside the periphery, so you could rack up a lot of indie cred by saying they were one of your favorite bands.

[Positive Touch]

sensitive indie bands <<<<< kidney stones

[milchs evil twin]

I think it's not necessary to discuss the value of single specific bands that he mentions. As a whole, that post serves as a reminder that his opinions are quite terrible and should be referred to whenever someone tries to cast doubt on that fact.

[Van Cruncheon]

he's right about the beatles and vampire weekend -- total tweerock for puddin' twats. but jimi hendrix and queen? SON IS OBJECTIVELY WRONG.

[Positive Touch]

wait you throw beatles under the bus but not pink fuckin floyd?

[Van Cruncheon]

pink floyd has a couple palatable songs that aren't slaphappy taco noodling

[Positive Touch]

i will accept beatles criticism but claiming pink floyds catalog is anything but audio masturbation for late-night cac college student stoner debates is a lie and a sin

[Phoenix Dark]

Pink Floyd has multiple amazing albums (I'm not counting The Wall).
 

[tiesto]

A friendly tip to all my friendly frequenters of this thread:

Post less stuff that makes you go 

And more stuff that makes you go 

Because we're getting really off tracks. I'm not that interested in what wildly inappropriate thing some emotionally stunted, socially awkward special fellow said on a social issue. I just wanna laugh my ass off at some intentional or unintentional shit, while still feeling good about myself. More clapping and snapping, less hand wringing. Refer to old threads for further instructions.

Totally agree... and coming from someone who is socially awkward, it just seems kinda mean-spirited to mock these kids. Getting picked on for their eccentricities (or for their body type, their intellectual capability, or any of the myriad of things people tease others about) is probably the reason they are in that position in the first place.

[Positive Touch]

Pink Floyd has multiple amazing albums (I'm not counting The Wall).
 

im trying to think of a rebuttal but all i can think of is the immense pain and sadness that one would feel from listening to multiple pink floyd albums

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

Pink Floyd is for college stoners and burnouts in their 50s.

[Himu]

Pink Floyd is amazing. What is wrong with you feggits wtf

[davepoobond]

pink floyd sucks less than anyone else

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[Huff]

people hating on popular things

rather internet of you

[StealthFan]

Modern rock is so awful. Why is it so awful? I'd rather listen to mid-00's buttrock than the shit currently out.

[etiolate]

I am not even sure there's  non-mainstream stuff that interesting right now.

Though I admit I haven't done any researching into new bands. I used to know some sites that were good for checking out new stuff, but I don't remember the  names, doubt they still exist.

[Himu]

Pink Floyd > The Beatles.

I like The Beatles, but man are they overrated. Pink Floyd at least tried to be interesting, instead of glorified pop songs. The Beatles were just getting greater when they broke up. I much prefer their later work.

I don't think later beatles are overrated. Early Beatles is garbage though.