Yet another GAF thread - I still haven't got over it :( (No spergfits allowed)

[fistfulofmetal]

found it http://viooz.co/movies/156-ace-ventura-pet-detective-1994.html

internet

[Shadow Mod]

not on HBO Go

Well I said every couple of months. They don't have their entire library on there at any given time.

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=80911017&postcount=49

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here we go

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=80911017&postcount=49

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here we go
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It's such a weird post. Sure people have preferences but the shit overlaps more often than it doesn't. Most people don't want to feel teeth down there. The ones that do should fucking tell you, you shouldn't have to ask.

[Phoenix Dark]

One thing I've learned from porn is that Mandingo really likes it when chicks bite the head of his dick. I'm too afraid to try that though.

[Steve Contra]

One thing I've learned from porn is that Mandingo really likes it when chicks bite the head of his dick. I'm too afraid to try that though.

Yeah, don't bite any dicks without asking the dude first.

[FStop7]

Remember fellas: if you wouldn't bang a trans woman, you're transphobic.

Platy is batshit.

[FStop7]

Wait, people don't know that scene in Ace is parodying the Crying Game? 

[Purple Filth]

Wait, people don't know that scene in Ace is parodying the Crying Game?

I didn't know that but i'm not the one calling it transphobic or whatever (I got a good laugh from that scene when I watched it)

[Steve Contra]

Ace Ventura was Jim Carrey overdoing his schtick.  All at once.  It was wretched.

[brawndolicious]

I never even heard of The Crying Game.

[Purple Filth]

I still like the Ace Ventura movies. They're fun and stupid.

Yea i like the Rhino scene in the second one plus the ending 

[jiji]

Time to stir up mirin swole HIIT fit-GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673705

[demi]

Time to stir up mirin swole HIIT fit-GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673705

[Tasty]

man I'm sorry but if you didn't find ace ventura hilarious when it came out, when Carrey hadn't overdone his shtick, I don't know what is wrong with your funny bone.

and yeah, anyone calling it transphobic for "that scene" probably hasn't seen the crying game, because it was a very direct parody of that.  how someone could miss that... I guess I've overestimated people's sense yet again.

This is Himu we're talking about Oscar.

[Himu]

Never seen Crying Game. Positive Andrex hasn't either.

[Tasty]

I saw the ending on YouTube. Same with Sleepaway Camp.

[Phoenix Dark]

Never seen The Crying Game but it's one of those movies where it's impossible not to know what the "twist" is thanks to years of pop culture references. I've never seen the scene though.

[StealthFan]

I've seen The Crying Game. It's a good film but Jaye Davidson does not make a convincing gorgeous female. The way that characters want to fuck him is ridiculous.

He did look like a chick though. Just not a pretty one. If you're a trans you should watch it because even though he's initially upset and hits Jaye, the love story is kinda sweet in an odd (if you're straight) way. Shame the film became a cultural punchline.

[thisismyusername]

Some guy in my last year of undergrad pulled that porn watching in public shit. He'd flip tabs as soon as he saw someone coming but everyone knew.

Working in a building that gives people free access to wifi: I can tell you these people have no shame and will do it in public service buildings as well. Most of them are homeless.

[StealthFan]

  I've viewed porn in public

[brob]

the burger king at the train station has free wifi. hobo looking dudes watching porn is quite common.

[Joe Molotov]

Time to stir up mirin swole HIIT fit-GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673705

Demi, you write for Cosmo now?

[Steve Youngblood]

the burger king at the train station has free wifi. hobo looking dudes watching porn is quite common.

It's a wonderful restaurant!

[demi]

Time to stir up mirin swole HIIT fit-GAF.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673705

Demi, you write for Cosmo now?

I'll make you a star, my love.

[Positive Touch]

Some guy in my last year of undergrad pulled that porn watching in public shit. He'd flip tabs as soon as he saw someone coming but everyone knew.

Working in a building that gives people free access to wifi: I can tell you these people have no shame and will do it in public service buildings as well. Most of them are homeless.

wait... you can see what people view on their own devices if theyre connected to your wifi??

[thisismyusername]

Some guy in my last year of undergrad pulled that porn watching in public shit. He'd flip tabs as soon as he saw someone coming but everyone knew.

Working in a building that gives people free access to wifi: I can tell you these people have no shame and will do it in public service buildings as well. Most of them are homeless.

wait... you can see what people view on their own devices if theyre connected to your wifi??

There's software that'll show the connections, yeah. But no: Monitors are privacy blocked but able to be viewed at certain angles. Kinda like those airplane landing strips that are used for landings. View it a certain way and "you're too steep! Pull up!" Same thing with these computer screen protectors.

(Or they do it on their laptop or phones)

[Shadow Mod]

Some guy in my last year of undergrad pulled that porn watching in public shit. He'd flip tabs as soon as he saw someone coming but everyone knew.

Working in a building that gives people free access to wifi: I can tell you these people have no shame and will do it in public service buildings as well. Most of them are homeless.

wait... you can see what people view on their own devices if theyre connected to your wifi??

Why wouldn't you be able to see what urls are visited on a wifi you operate? Did he mean literally viewing? I know some people that track that stuff because they run networks for businesses/campuses.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

[Shadow Mod]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

Basically, man could never be with women or even have sex with one unless given one, the woman being submissive to the man

[brob]

I hope he was banned for taking Slavoj Žižek's name in vain

[hampster]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

I clicked on the name to see their post history... and then I saw there was a homepage

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

how long has novid been banned for?

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

how long has novid been banned for?

Since around then because of his following posts in that thread. Apparently it's a perma.

[Olivia Wilde Homo]

man I'm sorry but if you didn't find ace ventura hilarious when it came out, when Carrey hadn't overdone his shtick, I don't know what is wrong with your funny bone.

and yeah, anyone calling it transphobic for "that scene" probably hasn't seen the crying game, because it was a very direct parody of that.  how someone could miss that... I guess I've overestimated people's sense yet again.

Most gaffers are too young to remember The Crying Game.

[etiolate]

most gaffers are too young to remember ace ventura

Are you sure they don't think it's a Phoenix Wright spinoff?

[brob]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673693

"why doesn't sega just subtitle yakuza games and release them digitally? all the anime fan subs I watch can get their translations out in a matter of hours - it can't be that hard..."

[Phoenix Dark]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=80960041&postcount=407

we've come full circle

[Atramental]

"Ich werde mit dir Sex zu haben, wenn Sie mir helfen, töten alle Juden." 

[parallax]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=79255029#post79255029

how long has novid been banned for?

Since around then because of his following posts in that thread. Apparently it's a perma.

 he should have been perma'd a long time ago after that thundercats bs. gaming doesnt tolerate fake insiders, and neither should off topic

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673913

thread title of the ages

[Phoenix Dark]

I've had my cousin do jumping jacks to tire him out. He loves it and never realizes my ulterior motive.
 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673949

this gets you banned now? shieeet

[Phoenix Dark]

how times have changed
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98180&highlight=diablo+3

 

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479298

The king.

[Joe Molotov]

how times have changed
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98180&highlight=diablo+3

 

Haha, I remember that thread.

And LOL @ JayDubya pimping Hellgate: London as the spiritual successor to Diablo. 

[Phoenix Dark]

how times have changed
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=98180&highlight=diablo+3

 

Haha, I remember that thread.

And LOL @ JayDubya pimping Hellgate: London as the spiritual successor to Diablo. 

to be fair he called D3 being weak though 

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=479298

The king.

yep, the best

[nudemacusers]

skimming gaming side, the addition of MS reps to the convo sure has cut through all the double speak and misdirection plaguing these discussions.

( ^∞)

[StealthFan]

Hellgate London

[fistfulofmetal]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673949

this gets you banned now? shieeet

he did it wrong. if you're going to make a post like this you need to put in effort. if I would have done it, the OP would be several paragraphs with thoughtful analysis on The Avengers. 

[king of the internet]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673949

this gets you banned now? shieeet

For the longest time I actually thought The Avengers was a reboot of that movie. I was pretty baffled by it's popularity.

But yeah, if you're gonna try that gag, you still need to make a legit thread for it to work.  If you're gonna be lazy about it you deserve a vacation.

[Broseidon]

[nudemacusers]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=674209

some posters

[Your Stalker]

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they all work for me

[king of the internet]

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Thought I was looking at a Tetris screenshot for a moment there.

[brob]

I like that one anime avatar poster who twice posted about how difficult it is to differentiate between a 16yo and a 18yo.

[Joe Molotov]

I hope I get some swag for this sweet OT I did.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673689

Hook me up with some Saints Row 4 tchotchke, Deep Silver!

[Tasty]

I hope I get some swag for this sweet OT I did.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=673689

Hook me up with some Saints Row 4 tchotchke, Deep Silver!

This was a funny ZP.

[Tasty]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=81062317&postcount=10